>friend asks me to borrow his car to run errands >When

>>38567235
>Go into supermarket
>Eat single grape
>Move states and change my name

Haha the feds will never catch me

>go to flat party
>When everyone is drunk unplug the fridge and freezer

Get fucked chaps

>>38567282
I'm reporting this anon for sure.

>>38567282
Somebody stop this madman before it's too late

>person asks me for directions
>Have no idea where they are wanting directions to
>Send them in a random direction anyway

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>owner tells me not to piss on carpet

>shit on carpet

>>38567235
>Normie asks me directions to a place
>Tell them I don't know
>Actually do know

That'll show them

>be vegan
>Move into uni flat with 4 non vegans
>Throw all their meat and dairy products out
>Claim descrimination when they get angry

/SOMEBODY STOP ME/

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>have to poop
>don't

>go into university bathrooms
>Remove all the toilet paper

Get fucked normies

>>38567235
>get excellent service and great food from restaurant
>leave terrible review anyway

>met bunch of roasties
>play the act as if I'm interested
>get their numbers
>post them where ever I go
>they start getting calls all the time
>they accuse their friends of giving random people their numbers

>>38567938
Yeah shit dildo that poo poo