>"Anon, I bet all three of us can beat you to the punch!"
What do?
impregnate the one on the leftn
fucking beaners get out of my country REEEE
>>38561710
Mandatory sterilization for those unfit to breed.
>>38561710
let all three of them beat me up and stomp on me with their stinky feet :3
>>38561710
MUMMYYYYYYYYYYY THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANNA BEAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38561710
I keep my eye on the one on the left. She's clearly just a kid, but she's got the biggest arms and she's going southpaw. Plus, her ass is the biggest and tightest, so I expect some actual power behind that left if she turns her body right.
Right's probably got more reach than middle, so she could range me better in an extended fight, and I'm honestly not as worried about a hit from #2; she has the shittiest physique out of the three, and I bet I can slip her. She's the weakest link, so I save her for last. She's also way less open than #3, who's just posing and has her shoulders all low and loose.
I throw an overhand straight at #3's jaw right away, and I switch-hit into southpaw and get inside if for some reason that doesn't KO her right away. I'm 100% sure I could get past that guard in a second, and if I throw the first shot, she's taking a few rights to the face right off the bat. #3's down.
Then I've got to get out of there and start moving on the other two before they can react. Left spinning backfist to range fatty and kid and back out onto my toes right away. Kid's just getting hit with every punch I can throw while circling left. I know the fat one's coming, too, and I don't want to get ganged-up-on, plus I think I can knock out the little one if I can get a hook or a left cross onto that right cheek, and this way, I put her between me and the fat one. Maybe another overhand right if she throws that left and overextends. That right jab's gonna be a thing, but I think I can outpunch the young one and overwhelm her fast enough that I won't have to go on the defensive. Going for a knockout here, too.
Once it's just me and the big one without my meatshield, I might actually need a few seconds and it'd be dumb for me to take a hit because I was going all-out on the offense. She's got more meat/tightest guard, but I think could outbox her if I just went southpaw and stayed moving outside her range. Bodyshots or clinch if I do wind up inside.