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>>38561355
how do i get into the occult?

>>38561390
Open your third eye. Warning, you'll start to see astral beings you couldn't see before including negative beings from dark realms. Once you open the third eye, it can't be closed again.

>>38561355
Occultfags are delusional retards. I haven't met ONE who actually was able to pull anything off that doesn't happen to normal people every day as well.

Most of them are poor and depressed too. Literal roleplayers.

>>38561461
>Open your third eye
i don't know how to do that, man
i was hoping you could provide me with a beginner's guide or something

>>38561492
Look up third eye binaural beats on youtube. Be sure you want it though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Cpkq4J5dU

>>38561465
atheists are such useful idiots

>>38561542
I'm not an atheist though so get blown the fuck out, powerless punk.

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>>38561542
i don't know which one i'm supposed to listen to
i just listen to it, and that's it? my third eye is opened?

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>>38561355
you make this thread every five days and say the Same bullshit in each reply. do you have anything insightful to say or do you just enjoy roleplaying?

>>38561542
like the binaural beats that chris chan used to grow a vagina? lel
get back to /x/ you schizo.

>>38561465
This :)))))) Black magic is as real as Females browsing this board (haha me funnyyy)
Ok for real though everyone who believes this stuff is delusional, they just use what they experience to confirm their shitty belief. Also OP what's it like to be dirt poor and waste time on this garbage you convinced yourself was real?

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Literal demon worship shilling on /r9k/ now wew

>>38561355
>black magic
>the occult
that's literally LARPing

>>38561630
>Black magic is as real as Females browsing this board
Blacxk magic IS real idiot.

You're just a a normie rationaliste faggot who knows NOTHING of the real forces at play

>>38561667
CURSE ME THEN FAGGOT! GO AHEAD BITCH ASS NIGGA!

This junk only works on people with good imaginations anyways. Not likely to find people interested and able to participate in a board of mental health patients. Sure some might be as dumb as you but they also need to have a great imagination to conjure seeings to apply to their growing belief of black magic.

>>38561355
Recently purchased a grimoire, true printing on leather and skin and all. Will be making the first steps soon enough.

Not interested in any of the spiritual shit though like astral perception and third eye crap. Just curious towards external (rather than internal) occult practices, like practical applications and utilization, rather than complex understanding. I don't want to perceive the infinite if such a thing is even possible, I just want to know little world/reality hacks.

>>38561674
>CURSE ME THEN FAGGOT
I don't practice it.
But yea curses are real.
The metaphysics of magic are actually really simple&elegant.

Not saying OP or other larpers are the real deal though, as "magic powers" dont' exist

>>38561567
What are you then, I hope you're not some Abrahamic religious follower because that's fucking sad.

>>38561684
>Not likely to find people interested and able to participate in a board of mental health patients.

You're partly correct, but if you perceive occult as being either "good" or "bad", people with mental health problems are actually fantastic practitioners (or in this case victims) of the "bad" side of the occult.

>>38561648
Nothing wrong with demons, they got a bad rap thanks to christtards and muslim faggots.

>>38561667
I know when a person is misguided by their own brain. Stop pushing this time waster on robots and cyborgs. They can find better things to do like love themselves.
>>38561693
Don't force yourself to do or think anything you aren't and nothing in this "field" will work for you.
>>38561718
Magic powers don't exist. It's just nonsense used to solidify peoples understandings.

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>>38561355
I was going to ask how to summon a succubus, but then I remembered I already have met too many of those in my life.

Who should I summon instead?

>>38561770
Your brain xdD

>>38561718
I never mentioned magic powers though. The third eye isn't a magic power, it's a vestigial organ that allows you to see beyond the veil. Christers and Muzzie sheep fuckers want you to keep it closed and worship their false gods. Yahweh is trash and so is Allah.

>>38561793
Third eye is just some mumbo jumbo for people that needed a special word for imagination organ :^)

>>38561759
>Magic powers don't exist. It's just nonsense used to solidify peoples understandings.
That's what I said. I said black magic does.

>I never mentioned magic powers though. The third eye isn't a magic power, it's a vestigial organ that allows you to see beyond the veil.
You're insane and just a /x/ larper kys.
There's no such thing, you know nothing of metaphysics or theology or demonology.

>>38561355
if i learn black magic can i fuck a demon?

>>38561835
Black Magic is just as real as magic powers
>>38561836
ye b lets run a train on that demon whore

>>38561814
Well the astral entities I see all the time sure aren't my imagination. This isn't for the weak hearted. You'll see things, scary things, and you can't unsee them. I tend to be large shadowy insects and beings travel past.

>>38561836
If you send a letter to Lilith she can send you a succubus, you must be very respectful though and remember, the succubus will get more out of this deal than you. They mostly just want energy. I'd advise against this, if you ever end up meeting a human girl and liking her the succubus will likely attack or kill her, and will drive off other women to ensure you belong to her.

>>38561879
>Well the astral entities I see all the time sure aren't my imagination.
Well no shit, they're not "astral entities", they're just demons messing with your idiotic ass; assuming you're not larping

>>38561879
No its literally just controlled imagination. You can subconsciously see what you want to.

>>38561793
Are you really so ignorant of anatomy that you think people really have three eyes?

And why do you think the one true God (and the same true God referred to in Arabic) is a false god?

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FOR YEARS THE WHITE MAN HAS TRIED TO SUPRESS REAL BLACK MAGIC

BUT IT IS SLOWLY COMING BACK AND TAKING YOUR WOMEN

>>38562016
das a good one +upvote

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>>38562016
HIDE REDGUARD THREADS

SAGE REDGUARD THREADS

>>38561923
They don't bother me though so I see no issue with it.

>>38561925
I never went into this wanting to see things people would consider monsters. I learned to get used to it.

>>38561991
"one true God" sorry, Yahweh and "allah" aren't real gods. It's fake shit that started with some jews stealing shit from other mythologies and making up their own with it. There is no Yahweh/Allah. The people who claim to follow those beings don't even love them, they just worship them because they're afraid to go to hell.

>>38561918
Succubuses are rather like their name suggests:
You have to wait ages for one, then three come at once.
They don't go all the way; they only give blowjobs.

>>38562077
Seek help soon. Tell a loved one what you believe and get professional help.

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>>38562086
>Tell a loved one what you believe and get professional help.
Either a psychiatrist or an exorcist.
Either way shit is unhealthy af

>>38562185
My family were the ones who taught me this stuff.
And the only ones who need to see a shrink are muslims, because they're fucking crazy.

>>38562286
>My family were the ones who taught me this stuff.
How old are you? Are you sure you weren't consacrated to Satan by your parents?

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>>38561355
Hmmm...
Can black magic help me obtain a stand?

>>38561918
i might try this just because i'm bored and lonely
you never know what might happen right?