Looking for a male NEET to be my live-in. I would take care

>>38558980
I'm looking for some one to give me HIV and/or murder me

i think we can make a deal

>>38559114

I don't have HIV. I'm not a virgin, but I have very little experience. Have been tested regardless and I'm clean. Happy to share results with anyone I end up meeting.

Not a murderer either. I'd ask the guy to take all reasonable precautions, let someone know where he's going, etc. I do the same with my seekingarrangement meetups.

I get the concerns hidden in your post, but I'm for real and happy to prove it by extended contact, being open, etc.

>>38558980
This is so much more unbelievable than the gf threads.
24 year old NEET guy, rip me.

>>38559408

How? What is so unbelievable?

Seekingarrangement, male 4 male sugaring is a thing. Go join SA (free for the "sugar babies") and see for yourself. This is an extension, a modification of that.

And yes, I like guys like that. I'm nerdy myself and I want a guy with similar interests. I'm not super experienced and I don't want someone who is who will intimidate me - plus, it makes the first orgasm you give them that much more special. etc. etc.

I'm real, man. Send me an email. Use throwaways. Wake up tomorrow and realize I'm still messaging you and it's not a joke. Refresh and repeat as long as it takes.

fuck it why not. god knows nothing is tying me down here

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>>38559618
What are the chances that a qt girl will want to be a provider?

>>38558980
I like your thread man. This is kinda a new one lol.

Hope you get your ideal boibussy, friend.

>>38560190

Honestly, slim to none. Sugar mamas are extremely rare. Guys often join SA (seekingarrangement) and put "Interested in: Women" and see there are like a single digit number of real, non-scam, non-fake sugar mamas in the usa on the site, and they go for the supermegachads, I'm sure (and prob barely pay, if at all).

Source: Straight guys who, out of desperation, put "Interested in: Women, Men" and messaged me.

>>38560241

Thanks for the positive vibes. I hope so too. :)

Bumparoozles.

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>21, 5'6 asian neet/hikki male
>california
>138~ lbs, weight sits healthily at 128 but poor diet/no exercise atm
>black/dark brown hair
>hairy but don't want to be
>inadequate member
>effeminate
>unironically like the idea of being something like a "househusband"
>ie wearing homely clothes and taking care of the usual chores including cooking
>afraid of physical/sexual relations especially with an (older) male
>do not want to do lewd or be lewded
>unfortunately cannot do tame things either like cuddling, coming back to the physical relations thing
>neet for 3 years and hikki for 2
>really wanna move out but scared because this offer seems too good to be true

i can do all the labour but my kokoro is not capable to letting of the lewd/tame play to happen unfortunately.

*

kik: sukoshi_

>>38560762
>to letting of the lewd
is not capable of letting me do the lewd/tame play*

i can speak fluent english btw but i prefer to speak only as much as is necessary

>>38560762

Hmm. Short, Asian, effeminate. But, you seem real at least.

No intimacy kinda sucks, whether sexual or cuddling. But, I'll chat with you and see where things go.

Talk to you on kik bro.

>>38560846
okay im here

>>38558980
Would you be willing to fly someone from another country? I'm trying to find a way into america but I'm poor as fuck

>>38560918

Honestly, if we click extra well, yes. Which country and what do you look like? I'll be honest and tell you if it's possible.

>>38560883

Messaged you bro, did you not get it?

This shit belongs on /soc/, stop bringing your bullshit here, you've been in three threads so far.

>>38561445

It is directly relevant to r9k, since I'm seeking a robot. And why not post in relevant threads?

hi

>19, 5'10 white neet male
>florida
>i'm 180~lbs so kinda on the chubbier side
>short black hair
>not hairy
>average penis
>im a nervous beta
>not really good at cooking/cleaning but will do my best
>nervous about a physical relationship but i could get used to it
>dont like/want buttstuff but i love cuddling

sry if i didnt give you enough details im very nervous about this

my email is [email protected]

good luck anon
and fuck original comments

>>38561543

Don't be nervous. :)

I emailed you!

>tfw no sugar mama
I'm straight so I don't think joining that site would help at all

>>38561576

Thanks man. I really appreciate it.

I've had some promising contacts but history shows most/all will flake, stop responding, etc., so I am still looking for interested people.

>>38561686

Some straight guys on there allow submissive daddies to suck them only, using porn and viagra, no kissing or whatever. I mean, if they are 100% straight or not who knows, but I imagine some of them are.

Still, yet another way straight guys are at a disadvantage. My sympathies, anon.

>>38561703
I emailed you but you never responded ;_;
ori

>>38561950

Caught in spam. my b. First time that's happened tonight, surprisingly enough. response coming in a sec. :)

I-is prison gay ok?

you had me at not into buttstuff. i'm the same way.
i'd be perfect for you, but i know i probably couldn't go through with it.

>>38562349

Such a tease. Reach out and let's at least chat. No commitment.

>>38562322

Yes. Kind of adorable desu.

>>38561580
I guess im not your type

no hard feelings, i would be put off by how weird i am also :/

>>38562534

Nah, read but forgot to respond and then it got buried, sorry. Just responded.

I'll never intentionally ghost you or anyone. If I don't respond I'm busy or it got buried. Feel free to bump after say a day. Just in general. If I decide not to pursue things further, I'll let you know. It's just the polite thing to do.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET

>Your location? Willing to relocate?
USA and yes. I've been to Texas before.

>Your age?
21

Your sex?
Male

>Your preferred sex?
Guy. I've gotten more and more masculine as I've aged.

>Contact info
I'll email you with a pic.
Would prefer Skype/IRC/Discord primarily. Also have a google voice number that I can share in email.

You should know that I'm a shut-in recluse and I require a decent amount of privacy or else I tend to break down.

195lbs and 5'10" with an American football-esque build without the muscle. I'll show a pic. My dick is on the bigger side of average. It can grow to be as big as 7" long with a 5.5" circumference.

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