Fuck me. My sister just fucking told me she "lost" my horse dildo. How the fuck do you lose a 3 foot long "black" dildo?!
loaned it out to her friends probably
it's a trouble every family eventually experiences
be patient it will probably turn up again
and with a greater enchantedness than previously
>>38555192
Only her gynecologist can answer that one.
>>38555242
She better not have. Now my choices are my 7 inch dildo or my older brother's baseball bat
>>38555192
Either you're female, or worse, a faggot
Either way, leave
>>38555192
what's that rusty looking stuff on the base of its shaft?
>>38555192
She lost up it up her vagina