>be me >smoking a cigarette in the park, minding my own

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>be me
>smoking a cigarette in the park, minding my own business
>a little brat approaches, maybe 5-6y
>'You shouldn't smoke mister, it is bad for your health'
>I put out my cigarette on his left eyeball and thus teach him a valuable lesson on privacy
>he screams like a whiny crippled bitch he now is
>his mum runs over
>'What have you done to my Johnnie?!'
>'I taught him a valuable lesson on privacy, which he clearly couldn't get from you, bitch'
>the bitch is impressed with my educational skills and wants to fuck
>I notice she is a solid 8/10 milf
>okwhynot.jpg
>we do anal because she clearly would not handle raising another child
>we fuck in front of her kid who looks at us in shock
>'MUMMY NOOO!!!'
>I look him dead in the remaining eye as I blast my load into his mother's rectum
>wipe his mother's shit off my dick on his face
>the shit makes him look like a small black guy
>cops arrive and shoot him on sight
>mum doesn't care, she just had anal of her life
>the cops tell me the latest news
>mfw I learn that Sen. John McCain has brain cancer