What's a cringy party experience you've had? I'll

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>>38547172
>17yrs old
>have to attend my sisters wedding
>sit in a corner just looking
>sisters fiance approuches me with his friends
>they say i shouldnt be so alone and hangout with them
>tell them ok, got nothing to lose since im a known loser anyway
>hangout with them a bit
>they make funny jokes about my sister and fiance having sex tonight
>tfw felt somehow cucked
>return later to my spot
>sit alone for another 4 hours till its finished
>get in car and go home with parents
>they make fun of me of being so lonely
i dont know, i dont think its rlly cringe but this is the only """party""" i went to in my life.

>24 years old
>get invited to friend's birthday party
>everyone's plastered as fuck when i get there
>i get plastered as fuck
>so plastered that i accidentally came out the closet and told everyone I'm gay

>high school graduation class has party "for everyone", but of course I was not invited
>guy that graduated from the same high school two years ago invites me to go to the party with him
>we both arrive, there are about 6 guys just hanging out drinking tequila and beer, playing video games
>I start drinking, telling them how I drink all of the time (I don't), say that we should go swimming
>go out to the pool, they offer me shots of tequila
>After a few shots, they "bet" that I can't do a flip into the pool, remind me that I can't swim with clothes on
>Later on, find out that they took a picture of me naked and drunk as I was about to flip into the pool and spread it around town

>>38547172
>blacked out
>snorted a ton of coke that night too
>ended up kicking the shit out of some guy who wasn't even bothering us
>one of my buddies got me out of there before the cops came
>I kept wanting to go back to kill the guy
>my hand was broken in two knuckles and I was so fucked up I didn't even feel it
>never went back to that bar
>checked into AA

>16
>get invited to huge Halloween party
>dress up as a lax bro even though I'm on the lacrosse team anyway
>friends all decide we should smoke wed before going to this party
>get the most blasted I ever have gotten in my life
>am so high I can hardly do anything except dance by myself because the rhythm keeps me sane
>super qt I had a crush on days shell take care of me for the rest of the night
>tell her "I legit thought you were a man for the last 10 minutes"
>I obviously really hurt her feelings and I don't see her for the rest of the night
>this other MEGA hot Stacey (like 5'2 blonde and DD tits I don't know how a girl that small can have such giant gazoombabinos) dances on me
>I grab my friends hand and slide out of the way so that she dances on him instead because I know he had a crush on her
>this other girl I'm kinda friends with and had smoked up with us tried to kiss me
>put my hand in her face and yelled "not today ho"
>everyone thinks I'm the biggest alpha there curbing all these hoes at this party
>on the ride home realized I cockblocked myself not one but three times
>first girl that I had a crush on never talks to me again
:(((

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Jesus christ this reminds me of the last time i celebrated my birthday. Not cringe just incredibly depressing for me.
>be in highschool
>Invite some of my friends over
>Go to the basment
>order pizza
>play video games for a while
>two of my friends start punching eachother in the head.
what. why?
>they get into a serious fist fight
>im just sitting there
>Get into my head
>No ones having a good time
>everything gets worse
>everyone thinks im an autistic looser
>everyone leaves an hour later
>sitting alone in my basement
>thinking about how im never going to do this again
>every year on my birthday do nothing but get suicidal.
happy birthday to me.

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>>38547172
>New Years 2012
>Got loaded and fried off an ounce of good kush
>Some roastie got too drunk and is starting shit
>parents of friend throwing party wants her out
>Decide to take her to bed so she doesn't get kicked out
>Start making out, Keeps repeating she can't have sex
>Settle on a message
>got the worst back massage ever, then she starts grinding my leg like a dog
>this goes on for an hour finally roastie falls asleep
>wake up next morning tell friends about it they just die laughing while cleaning vomit and piss in the living room.
It could have been worse, I should have just stuffed my cock in her mouth after she passed out. Oh well apparently when she left, she fell and cracked her skull on the sidewalk.