Hug a family member and say "I love you," post results.

Remember to vote http://www.strawpoll.me/13502359

>>38545190
i hugged my dad and he just backed away saying "go back to your room" my family is healthy

>>38545785
Did you go back to your room? Did you remember to say "I love you?" Do you have anyone else to hug?

There's a little girl I've never seen before sitting on the couch upstairs
Good thing I have work today..

>>38546141
Why, did you burn another pizza? Have fun. Don't eat out the octopus. And I'm also curious as to your answer to the question at the end of the last thread.
>>38546149
I see this sometimes but I don't understand. Is it an anime meme or something?

>>38546210
>did you burn another pizza
No bully, that happened only twoish times.
>last thread
I think I missed that.

>>38546340
At least you didn't leave the cardboard that comes under it in the oven. Tried to salvage it because my sister felt bad, but it was doomed.

>>38546340
Can you not go back and see it? Someone very loudly asked if you can queef. I've heard all girls can, but I don't think that's true.

>>38546210
No this is real life
A strange child has arrived

>>38545190
Cut my wife off on her way rock the sink and gave her a hug and kiss to which she replied excitedly wow and kept kissing me, then said look at me and told her I loved her. She said she loved me too

Hungry as shit though dog

>>38546409
Y-yeah, I'm not that stupid, haha.
When I was little (not not little enough to excuse it), I wanted to sneakily make myself chicken fingers and just put the whole thing into the oven, plastic bag and all.

>>38546412
Oh, then no, not really.

>Tfw Austria's a queeflet
Other girls, can you queef?

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I went ahead and tried to hug my youngest imouto after dinner but she wriggled out and told me she wasn't a kid. Sure likes being a kid when she wants something from me, though.
>>38546523
>spoiler
You're such a dumb, it's adorable.
>>38546554
Not deliberately.

>>38546629
clitlet sounds so dirty and wrong, like you could get in trouble for associating with clitlets

sorry for the off-topic, just wanted to know if the person of the last thread was really the pedo or someone else.

>>38546833
What are you up to today, ella?

>>38546833
Make her hug you the next time she wants something from you.
So, you do it accidentally? How often does that happen? Is it loud?
>>38546848
You can.
>>38546868
Do you know anyone else hesitant to reveal who they are, that fit the description?

>>38546905
then somebody call the cops cus I wanna party with the clitlets in this thread

>>38546868
who? I don't remember anything like that yesterday

>>38547026
What's the worse that could happen if I'm caught with a clitlet?

>>38547162
Uh oh... lets please keep this a secret, then.

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>>38546875
Absolutely nothing, probably going to stay up until 4 AM tonight like all good people.
>>38546905
Already do, she's obligated to hug me as part of our make-whiny-sisters-breakfast business deal.
It only happened when I was with my ex. Not very loud.
>>38547026
Well I never did anything like that when I was young, dumb.
Hope you have a fun dinner by the way

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>>38546523
Look at you being clumsy and cute. Pretty funny though. Eh, little mishaps aren't age restricted. I dropped raw ground chicken on the kitchen floor when we were making meatballs after teasing my sister when she told me to be careful when putting it back into the fridge.

Little nothingness, but my dad's birthday is today, so I'll be treating him to lunch in a bit. Hope everyone has a good day.

>>38547267
Thanks Ella.
>dumb
I'm just momentarily, occasionally dumb. I swear.

>>38547309
Happy birthday Bearg dad!

Also I'll be off for a while, my sister should be home in like 15 min.

What happen to those posts?

>>38547763
got deleted for avatarfagging

Rebosted from other thread
Imouto says she loves me as a bro to cousins.
>still hate her because I'm jealous that she won the genetic lottery and I did not
>mfw she wants to sleep with me but I kicked her out of the room on multiple occasions
>mfw she hugged me whilst I was sleeping once and I immediately pushed her away
Am I a bad onii Chan? She's 16 btw and I'm 18

>>38547778
Lol, I see
But why

>>38547885
>mfw she wants to sleep with me but I kicked her out of the room on multiple occasions
>mfw she hugged me whilst I was sleeping once and I immediately pushed her away

More like Onii-CHAD.

Get out.

>>38545190
D-does my cat count?

>>38547885
>pushed a hugging imouto away
You should be publicly flogged for the enjoyment of the plebeians.

>>38547919
Avatarfagging is a horrible offense against the Gods of the chan.

>>38548174
Walk to your grandparents house and hug them if they're not too far away. Answer this>>38546554

>>38548155
You must be mistakened
She is a 9/10 qt 3.14
I'm a 1/10 uggo
The reason I hate her is because she has /easymode/ and won the genetic lottery whilst I'll be conscripted into the armed forces in a year's time :)

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>>38547885
Jesus H. Fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>38547267
You queef during sex?

That's adorable.

>>38547885
Don't hate her for something out of her control. No one chooses that shit and jealousy isn't going to change anything. Someone cares about you and wants to show you affection despite everything, you should cherish these moments before they stop and you end up alone again.

>>38548174
Is it cute?

>>38548199
but is it avatarfagging to post pictures with your posts?
I thought the rules were clear that avatar-fagging was specifically people roleplaying as those characters and posting it each time as identification?
oh well, I guess just don't put much faith in the mods and their intellect

>>38548264
wouldn't most queefing happen during sex..?
when else is air going up the vagina

>>38548281
I guess it counts if you post Elsanna with every second post, yeah. I'll tone it down a bit.

>>38548300
I suppose whenever you put things up there.

>>38548300
Some girls can make themselves queef. Ask yyour mom and sister if they can do it.

>>38548300
Queefing is just air that's inside the vagina and gets pushed out, some forms of exercise can cause it and it can happen during everyday life. But it is more common when things are being pushed into it, yes.

>>38547395
Nah you're pretty dumb, Elsa.
I'm really dumb in general though so it's all fine
>>38547885
I have nothing to say except that you're really mean
>>38548264
I don't think it is but okay

>>38547885
Wow anon, you're kind of an asshole.

Page 8 worst page of all

Bump time again, come on Burgers

Bear won.
Craig Rhodes, sister Haylee.
Should I do more?

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What's going on everyone? Anyone doing anything interesting?
K said we can talk tomorrow afternoon, and my grandma wants my mother an I to go to church with her in the morning for some reason and I guess my mom couldn't wiggle us out of it
Here's for the anon who was talking about destiny 2, the story seems a lot better, more fluid, finally using all of it's characters and using powers in cinematics

>>38550661
No please.
>>38550896
Wow that looks good.
Be careful of him trying to manipulate your feelings. There are other fish in the sea and like you've said yourself you probably aren't ready for a relationship yet. And, he started "talking to" a girl right after breaking up with you so he wasn't as devoted to you as you were to him.

>>38550896
What are you talking about? Are you getting back together?

>>38551010
How/why would he manipulate me? I'm not stupid, I know it's a thing but I feel like if he just would've given up already

>>38551385
You're serious? He's a man. He wants to fuck. I'm not saying he only wants to fuck, maybe he does really want to be with you. But he does want to fuck, and he might try and pump and dump the girl with daddy issues because she's an easy target. If you still want to date him, proceed with caution. You're a smart girl so do what you think is right.

>>38550896
I'm not up to much. Had a small talk with my brother about how we are right now, I told him what M and I did yesterday and he gave me a super tight hug which felt really good. I was a little inappropriate and detailed about it but I couldn't help myself

Hope the talk with K goes well, I think the other anon has a point and you should be kinda careful, but don't let it influence the conversation.

>>38550661
>Should I do more?
No, Deer. Fuck off.

>>38551353
>>38551486
>>38551848
I'll keep that in my mind I guess, though I think it's alright

>>38551486
Please stop doing this. Not every boy is like that.

Why are these threads such circlejerking shitholes? This is more suitable for /trash/ than /r9k/. I just wanted to read fake greentexts about happy families and incest.

>>38552644
Yea yea #NotAllMen. I'm not saying he only wants to use her for sex, but it is a possibility and she should be careful about it.

>>38552763
Make some and post them to encourage it, then

>>38550661
>when you know beargguy and know that those names are wrong

rip

>>38553553
Maybe he uses multiple fake names? That would be a pretty smart precaution. I want one for Austria/Laura, does anyone else?

Is it really bump time

>>38545190
What if I have no family?

>>38545724
I have no idea what this is but I voted bear

Bump time again for today

>>38554536
It was about doxing

Hmm...ded game again
What's everyone up to?

>>38555509
Just jerking it to petite girls that may look like you, hoping it's Deer and he'll post your pictures

>>38555509
I was also fapping, but to chinks rather than smol girls

>>38555509
Just chilling at work
What's up with you, babe?

>>38545190
I hugged the cat and he meowed at me.

>>38555546
>>38555608
>>38555638
My sides are in orbit
You really bring the best of these threads out, Laura

>>38555546
>>38555608
>>38555638
Nice
>>38555687
Good meow or bad?

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>The grand old question my dad brought up
>"Do you think burping is ruder than passing gas?"
>The entire ride home consisted of my H and I arguing that passing gas is worse
>His defense is you're passing ass gas through your mouth instead of your rear
>We know he's fucking with us but we like to argue
A nice birthday. Got laughed at by him when my sister snitched on me for running out of gas yesterday, which I deserved. Besides all that, we're just feeling some guilt over the secrecy of stuff as usual.
>>38553704
>smart
That's really not my style. Only a small amount of people know our names anyways, but what the guy listed is wrong.
>>38555509
About to play a bit of New Vegas again. Hope your talk with K goes well tomorrow.

>>38555768
Can you make yourself queef, Laura?

>>38555819
It's your birthday? I didn't know
Happy birthday bearg

>>38555768
"Come downstairs and feed me" meow, but certainly a friendly meow nonetheless.

>>38555864
That's twice you wished me a birthday this year lol. My dad's birthday recently passed, but we usually celebrate stuff on weekends because that's when we're all free.

>>38555864
His birthday was earlier this year. Do you care about him so little that you already forgot?

>>38555911
>>38555916
Shit I forgot...now I feel like an ass
>>38555895
Still, it's something
>>38555854
I don't think I've ever queefed come to think about it

>>38555974
Mr Bigglesworth is usually in a good mood with me, but when hes had enough he will just snap and bit my hand.

>>38555974
I try my best to remember stuff for everyone here, but I trip over myself sometimes unfortunately. It happens. No need to feel that way.

>>38555974
Try and see if you can. Try clenching your muscles or cupping your hand against your cunt. Post results?

>>38556046
You have an odd fetish friend

>>38555989
When my cat disrespects me I slap him
>>38556040
I'll remember this time
>>38556046
I'm not gonna do that

>>38556090
I just take it like a bitch because I don't want him to choose another owner during his travels, cats here are allowed to roam the outdoors because they don't have any natural predators and diseases are under control.

>>38556084
It's not a fetish. I want to weed out the queeflets.
>>38556090
You'll abuse your pussy, but you won't abuse your pussy? Don't bother posting results, but satisfy your curiosity and see if you can do it.

>>38556168
Stop making up reasons to make people feel inferior!!

>>38556433
Awww, are you a queeflet too? Are you also a clitlet?

>>38556153
Odd, I wouldn't want He-Man to go outside and get dirty, he's got a nice white coat, starting to lose a little color though, get a bit pepperish
>>38556168
I don't want to, no curiosity here

>>38556486
To me not letting a cat roam free is considered odd, its just the normal thing to do and everyone does it without a second thought.

>>38556486
I don't believe you for some reason. Are you a clitlet? Are you a sneezelet?

>go to living room where big sis is at
>hug sis
I love you
>sis a bit confused
Anon you don't hug me so often, you want money again, dont you?
No i just wanted to say i love you
Oh, okay then
>akwkard staring for about 5 seconds
I-I'll be up in my room if you need me
Yeah ok
>go away

>>38556939
Did she say it back? If not, go try again.

>>38556594
I know some outside cats, but most people keep their pets inside here
>>38556601
>clitlet
I guess
>sneezelet
I've been told I have a cute sneeze...

>>38556978
She is a cold bitch when it comes to love and family, can't say im not tho

>>38556989
So you probably are a sneezelet, then. How big is your clit? How well does your hood cover it?

>>38556989
Most girls have very cute sneezes
I'm not sure why it's cute, I think just girls are cute in general and I can't shake it

>>38557035
I'm not gonna get into those details...
>>38557038
I don't get how a human sneeze can be cute, when my cat sneezes sure

>>38557445
It's a cute, high-pitched "chu" at the end, and it's cute. What about details on your nipples? Are they bigger than a nickel?

>>38557445
>>38557541
Are you a nipplet?

>>38557541
>>38557604
Alright, let's just stop this line of questioning now

>>38557704
Poor Laura. She's an everything-let and she'll never have a man tell her he loves her.

5 AM good sleepy morning
>>38557704
It's okay, you can be honest. There's nothing wrong with being a nipplet

>>38557778
Well that's rude
>>38557801
From what I know they're normal sized

>>38557848
Is it untrue though? How big is normal sized? What color?

>>38557848
>normal sized
Everything is relative, smol.

>>38557801
Howdy ella
How are you doing this morning?

>>38557848
Why do people tease you like this so often?

>>38558071
She's not good for much else, really.

>>38558071
I'm okay just sleepy, I should go back to sleep. I woke up cause I had a nosebleed
>Why do people tease Laura
It's fun
And she likes being teased, even if she won't admit it

>>38557884
NORMAL
>>38557893
You're not that much bigger than me
>>38558071
I don't know
>>38558204
Ouch

>>38558204
That's pretty mean, even if it's just a bit of banter
She's a good friend and person. Glad to have her part of these threads and I'm happy to get to talk to her as is everyone else.

>>38558297
>I don't know
Yes you do, you're so tsun and it's adorable. I just want to tousle your hair and tickle you.

You guys are fucking creeps. Who the hell acts like this?

>>38558297
Are you sure? A couple inches is a big step up for you.

>>38558398
That's creepy.
>>38558430
Who shows their family affection? Normal people, that's who.

>>38558430
You seem to have stumbled into the wrong place friend. We're the socially retarded dregs of this site
>>>/soc/ is that way

I haven't checked these threads on the last 3 months, a quick rundown on what happenned all this time.

Who would pump and dump Laura if you never had to hear from her again?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13509148
>>38558862
Hugs.

>>38558862
Happy-chan is consuming everything

>>38558913
I bet happy is the doxx anon, too
He can't be all good

>>38558913
Who the fuck is Happy chan

>>38558335
Thanks bearg, you're too nice
>>38558398
I hate that I'd like that but hate it at the same time
>>38558875
Stuff like this is kinda far though
>>38558457
Fight me
>>38558265
Shh

>>38559253
There will be a last time your dad picks you up. There will be a last hug between you two. There will be a last time you say goodbye. There will be a last time you tell each other you love each other. There will be a last time you kiss. There will be a last time you watch a movie together. There will be a last game you watch together. There will be a last meal you share. There will be a last time he tells you to keep a secret from your mom. There will be a last time you see the man you love the most alive. And you'll never know when any of these happen. Will you be able to handle it when you find out each one has happened?

>>38559288
That's kinda depressing

>>38559253
Can I fight you? I will totally fight back and not just be your punching bag

>>38559048
That's me! I'm not sure what those anons are saying, but I can answer any questions you might have

>>38559432
What did you do to earn that nickname

http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

>>38559487
Other people gave it to me and it stuck for the thread
It's probably because I was very positive and jubilant when I first visited the thread!
Plus I just want to see people here happy!

>>38559288
Jesus man
I mean, that's the reality with anyone you love really, and it's even more present with parents
>>38559432
I want you to fight back

>>38559676
I said I would fight back! Don't you believe me?

>>38559676
Go jump in their bed crying and tell them how much you love them both, before it's too late

>>38559487
I named him that and it just kind of stuck. I like him, he makes me smile.

>>38559699
I just remembered you're Canadian. As dumb as it sounds, you guys really are nice and kindhearted.

>>38559699
You don't seem like the type
>>38559772
I'm almost 20, I'd rather not act 6

>>38560032
Why change how you act now?

>>38560032
You're right if I try to fight for real i will almost certainly cry
I just want to look tough in the thread

>>38560228
We know you want to look tough. Her death wasn't your fault, don't blame yourself. You couldn't have changed what happened

>>38560112
I'm not changing it, just not gonna make it worse
>>38560228
I say fight me a lot, but most people here could beat me up. iktf

Hello guys,
This will probably be my last post in this thread. I decided to move to a friend's house temporaly and leave my parent's home for good. I love my family and I care a lot for my sister, but I think I cant stay with my parents and sister any longer because I feel the need to live on my own. Unfortunately, leaving them means no more hugs to my sister for a long time.

I've been reading you guys and I believe most of you care for your family the same as I do.

Good bye

>>38560257
What are you talking about, bud?

>>38560391
Yeah I used to challenge my friends to fights bit nobody ever fought me. I wonder why?

>>38560559
You don't need to leave if you don't want

>>38560559
Shit, man. You don't have to leave. Stay around if you want, but it's all up to you. Hope everything in your life goes well if you do decide to go. That's goes for your family as well.

>>38560559
Fuck, why cant new members stay longer? I honestly wanted you to stay.

Could you at least give us your last report? Did your sister and you enjoyed the last samurai?

Looks like autism girl gave up on another character

>>38560765
Please be kind to her, especially when she isn't around to defend herself

>>38560788
Why whiteknight an autistic that hates us?

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>>38560814
Well don't you look silly

>>38560814
I think you misunderstand me
It's petty to attack people who can't defend themselves, and I can accept somebody hating me and still be against their mistreatment

If you absolutely need to be rude and nasty to somebody, do it to me. I'm here and I deserve it.

>>38560863
Fuck off with your whiteknighting, Deer

>>38560945
I aint Deer you fool

>>38560945
It's not really whiteknighting is it? Just don't understand why you have to jump to insulting someone who hasn't even done anything.

>>38561033
Are you implying Story and Deer did nothing wrong?

>>38561063
Story actually hasn't done anything wrong. Deer is a cunt though.

>>38545785

He's probably going to molest you later.

Awake again!
I hope everyone is having a good day/night and isn't spending it arguing or whatever
I wouldn't mind someone to talk to, it's kinda lonely here

>>38561237
Morning Ella, you're up early

>>38561237
Hey Ella, welcome back to the waking world
I'll be around for a while, is there anything you would like to talk about?

>>38561237
Catching up with these threads, mind telling me what's your life's story?

>>38561137
What did Deer do

>>38561237
Hey friendo. What're you up to?

>>38561063
Just that people keep throwing their names around constantly. Maybe I'm being dumb, but it's just pretty annoying when it's usually just someone who never cared about the thread trying to cause issues for the sake to cause issues.
>>38561237
Morning Ella. Imma hit the bed, but I hope you have a good morning and rest of your day if I don't see you.

>>38561245
Morning
I know, I was up really early before because I had a nosebleed, so this is just my extended nap
How late is it where you are? Are you doing anything nice?
>>38561279
Oh I'm a little dumb and haven't actually thought that far
I just want to talk a little because M isn't here, I don't know what to talk about
>>38561322
My life story goes on for a while
But I have a crush on my brother and was rejected a while ago, and M is my girlfriend. I'm just trying to keep going and get over him
>>38561338
I'm still in bed so not much
I wanted to call M but she's probably not awake, we're going out today. I really want to do more "stuff" soon too because my period is supposed to start in a few days
>>38561464
Goodnight then
I hope you have a good sleep and morning too

>>38561565
>How late is it where you are?
I'm a Brit so it's pretty early for me too. I'm not doing anything really except from listening to the new Lana Del Rey album
Any plans today?
>>38561464
Night Bearg, sleep well.

>>38561565
Oh, what are you doing with M today?
You two seem to be going out a lot!

>>38561646
Oh
Did you just wake up or stay up during the night? It's always really quiet here during the day.
I'm going out with M this afternoon and probably just walk around the city, she's going to sleep over as well. Aside from that I don't have a lot planned, I haven't touched my Lego in a while so I might build something
>>38561720
Just walking around a bit, she'll probably sleep over
Yeah we have, it's been a busy week
We noodled each other recently so I really want to spend more time with her

>>38561823
Yeah, getting lewd really makes me get more affectionate in general and makes me want to spend more time with somebody, its a really nice feeling I think

Where do you guys normally walk?

>>38561823
>Did you just wake up or stay up during the night?
My sleep schedule is all kinds of messed up, I woke up at eight yesterday evening.
>It's always really quiet here during the day.
I normally have nothing good to talk about and especially nothing on topic.

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>>38561720
>what are you doing with M today?
I could probably make an educated guess.

Also morning thread. Being up early sucks. The only thing my mother is good for is taking care of the doggo and now she's gone and I have to take him for morning walks. Oh well.
Also I had a really fun night with my imouto, we had some pretty good food, shared a bottle of sake and talked endlessly.
And in just a little over three hours we'll be at the airport, hugging my other sister, finally.

>>38562001
Unless her plane crashes, of course.

>>38562001
I meant when going out, I know perfectly well what Ella would like to do during their "sleepovers"!

But spending time with doggo has to be fun
I miss taking my dog for walks

>>38561878
Just around the city, I like going to the park and looking at the ducks, sometimes we'll sit on one of the benches and feed them. It's really nice and relaxing
>>38561961
Eight in the evening is pretty drastic. Procrastinating sleep is one of the worst habits. How are you with fixing it?
>nothing good to talk about and especially nothing on topic
I get that I guess
>>38562001
>I could probably make an educated guess
Shush

At least your woofer appreciates the walks.
Hope everything goes well with seeing your sister home. Not that it wouldn't.

>>38562033
OF COURSH

>>38562053
Spending time with the doggo is fun, of course, but having to hangover-walk him through the rain usually isn't.

>>38562095
Thanks Ella. I hope you have a nice day with your gf too. Hopefully with better weather than us.

>>38562240
Quit avatarfagging, you faggot. Go back to squeezing your octopus.

>>38562269
Don't get your panties twisted anon.
My octopus is still asleep.

>>38562299
That's good, that's when she's at her tentacliest.

>>38562001
>tfw your night was going bad but now you know austria will be with her sister very soon

i'm so happy now

>>38562095
>Eight in the evening is pretty drastic.
Yeah it's bad but I have nothing to wake up for really so I just sort of sleep when I pass out and wake up when I can't force myself to sleep any longer. I may as well try and fix it today

>>38562095
That does sound like a lot of fun! I love parks and hanging out with critters, feeding ducks sounds like a great date

>>38562240
I can give you that! How bad's the hangover?

>>38552644
The ones who aren't like that don't usually get any sex.

>>38562240
It's supposed to be a little rainy when we go out so unfortunately it's going to be the umbrella for us
Still I think a little rain can be relaxing and fun in its own way
>>38562323
Do try, it's good to have a healthy sleep schedule. Even if you can't sleep, just lying in bed at the appropriate time is a good start.
>>38562330
It really is, the park we go to most has a cafe/restaurant and we always have a snack there. I'm excited for it

>>38562320
>tentacliest
>tenta-clittest
>Lovecraftian pornography
No? I'm too tired to be funny.

>>38562321
Me too anon, I can't wait. Not even the sex stuff (that too, though), I just want to see and touch her again.

>>38562330
Not too bad really, we didn't drink much, nothing to worry about.

>>38562478
I mean, that's not what I was going for, but touch her octo-clit if you want to. Is she a clitlet, sneezelet, nipplet, or queeflet?

>>38562478
What are you planning to do once you get home? Before you lewd.
Your octopus might want to sleep with her too

>>38562456
>it's good to have a healthy sleep schedule
I do agree but I don't maintain any kind of healthy lifestyle so there's not much motivation.

>>38562456
I think sharing an umbrella can be plenty cute!
I don't mind the rain on my days off.

Are you doing much this morning or just browsing the web?

RIP Kissy http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/sefijyd/GkB-e_qbNULTdeIw.mp4

>>38562912
Kek, Kissy doesn't live in Mexico anon

>>38562912
What does this even mean? I'm so confused with this whole thing.

did i hear somebody say...........

PARTY ROCKASSSSSS IN THE HOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38563169
It means kissy's dead, Anon.
Report shitposters and they'll be deleted and banned.

Here's the garbage that's about to "raid" us YDVvFGT

>>38562743
Well the three of us are home alone until Monday evening, but it's Sunday so not much to do. I think we'll just have a girls night in, and watch some trashy horror movie (my sister happens to love those)
I also bought her some earrings (she's not a fan of jewelry but she recently said she'd love some more variety with earrings) that I hope she'll like.

>>38563253
Oh boy, another raid. The last time people "raided" us they got cleaned up and banned.

>>38563169
It means nothing, the girl that died in the video is a 14 year old from Mexico.
>>38563253
Thanks for the tip, anon.

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>>38563197
BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PARRRTTYYY ROCK?????????????


IM GOING THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE DRAINO I GOT THE DEVILSH FLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38563261
That sounds really cute! Do you know which movie you're watching yet, or are you leaving it up to her?

They seem to be more focused on other threads at the moment. Oh well, no skin off my clit.

>>38563365
Not sure, I think I'll just let her decide, she's the horror aficionado. I'm just along for the ride honestly.

>>38563429
>skin off my clit
Ouchy.

>>38545190
touched the cow

>>38563469
Eh, I'm no clitlet, I have flesh to spare. Please answer all of the -let questions you can about your sisters.

>>38563515
What did the cow do, anon?

My sister drunk cuddled with me, gave me a really big kiss goodnight and fell asleep in my bed. Should I say something about it? She's been hanging out with me and my friends a lot recently. She's definitely starting to get closer to me.

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>>38563276
>>38563197
P-PARTY ROCK?!

mfw

>>38563549
Say you'd prefer her to sober cuddle you at night, and remember to tell her you love her every day.

>>38563549
Well if you don't like it then the best thing you can do is learn to love her affection and return it

>>38563541
>What did the cow do, anon?
Not him but I wish our cow would do me

goodnight
please be kind to one another

Real bump hours

>attempt to hug
>get pushed away angrily
memes were a mistake desu

Page 8 bump time

Worst page of all page 10 emergency bump

>>38548945
It's not fair my life is so much tougher than hers and She has the fucking audacity to whine about how her life is unfair, I think me being mean to her is minute to what I have and will experience in life

Page 9 bump for families

Austria why dont you post elsa wheb you talk about your sister instead of using it to avatar

Quiet day bump

Is there still a point to this bump?

>>38568188
I do that too, I just post too much.

Kinda slow today
I'm back, nothing really interesting happened...
What's going on all?

so... the only things that happened in the last 2 days was:

>a pedo posting in the last thread
>a new anon leaving

we'd let this thread die already.

>>38570006
Austrias sister is home
They're probably fucking right now

>>38569854
How's your nee-san?

>>38569972
Did you talk with K?

>>38570006
>austria's sister came home
>ella got laid
Things have happened.

>>38570401
She's great, managed to get some sleep in-flight so much more hype than me, but she had a really good time it seems. Unfortunately I slept all of 3 hours last night and feel a little migrainey so I'm not gonna be of much use to her today.

>>38570401
No, I'm gonna get going soon though
>>38570584
Well when you're feeling better enjoy yourself

>>38570584
Glad she's okay, you'll get to sex her soon enough.

Has that new medication you've been taking helped at all?

>>38570792
Thanks Laura. Good luck with meeting K.

>>38570853
I did sex her already. A little.

>Has the new medication you've been taking helped at all?
To be honest, not really, at least not noticeably, but it's just been a week. And according to studies, the anticonvulsant reduced migraine days averagely (in roughly half the subjects) from 3.5 days a month to 2.8.
So, that's noticeable but not that big of a jump. We'll see. On the plus side, my hair hasn't been falling out either yet!

>>38570900
>spoiler
Hope you get better soon, I'm excited to know more.

Guess they'll kick in later, even if it's not by much. Just make sure you're not dying slowly.

>>38571326
>just make sure you're not dying slowly
Well if the pills do what the package says, I'd probably die quickly. Fatal hepatotoxicity. That's why I need to do a liver test every three weeks as long as I take them.

Vote http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

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>>38572693
you didn't even have anything on bear or kissy
it's embarrassing

>>38572826
I have juicy juice on one of these ladies and not much on the other. Please believe me. I'm not lying.

>>38572959
>one of these ladies
Come on Deer, it's time to stop this.

>>38573037
I am Deer but I'm not Deer. Please vote.

Please. I need this. I need to feel satisfied for once in my life. I need revenge.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

>>38573368
just jack off to kissy's milk bags or something dude, who cares

>>38573431
That won't help. She hurt me. I want to hurt her. Please choose the right one.

>>38573554
Deer seriously, this is getting sad
Just drop it and do something fun instead

>>38573612
I said I'm not deer. I can't do something fun with how I'm hurting. Please help me to help myself. Choose the one you think deserves punishment. http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

>>38573775
No. This isn't going to help you, it's just going to turn your obsession worse.
Just let it go, talk to us, and relax. There is no danger here, no need for revenge.

>>38573775
Lol this shit is gay as fuck. Fucking cringing harder than ever before and we've had some pretty bad shit in these threads

>>38573849
I need this http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273
>>38573854
I'm sorry. Please don't leave me.

>>38573958
Then, who are you?
I have a pretty good idea based on timing.

>>38574180
It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is who you vote for.
Choose wisely.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

>>38574233
Just shut up already, Laura already won, post whatever shit you have and fuck off.

>>38574374
I need more votes. I need the right vagina to win for sure. I need justice. Please vote for who you think is right.

>>38574430
eithrr post stuff or fuck off, it's getting old dude, nobody cares about your stupid revenge fantasy

>this is the quality of the threads when austria and ella aren't dyking

>>38574430
I want the members of this thread to feel safe and not have the be suspicious of everyone because one obsessed guy wants to ruin it for everyone

>>38574489
They've been taking that to more appropriate threads lately, too.

>>38574466
Listen stacy, i need 20 votes. I'll go to b for them if i need to, but i want you to decide who get the dox. Please.
>>38574539
It's only one cunt i want to fuck, because she fucked me first.

>>38574582
I'm not a Stacy, I just think you're a pathetic fag desu familia

>>38574582
It's alright Deer, us robots know the feeling of rejection. Doxing isn't the route to go.

>>38574616
That's okay in my eyes, stacylet. http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

>>38574582
I'm on Laura's side, whatever sort of fake doxx shit you have won't make me bite

>>38574635
I am Deer. I am not Deer.

>>38574664
Why are you on laura's side? What did she bribe you with?

>>38574489
>this is the quality of the threads now that story chan doesnt write us greentexts all the time

>>38574719
She's a real human bean who isn't here to defend herself

>>38574722
It can be anyone, you know. Literally anyone can just start writing.

>>38574489
>tfw really liked the cutesy flirting
>now they basically both have gfs (or in austrias case, got hers back again)
>tfw they'll probably not flirt as much anymore

>>38574719
>why are you on laura's side?
She's a nice person tbqh
You are just a wee cunt m8

>>38574752
Why do you think Laura should have the right to defend herself?
>>38574795
Nobody else has autism.

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>>38574489
>they're the only reason these threads still manage to be barely alive
>they're gone because they actually have a life and people to love
>they're both probably having sex with their sisterwife/girlfriend right now
>tfw you're stuck in an incest thread on /r9k/ waiting for them to come back and talk about how good their life is

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>>38574813
>Nobody else has autism
>saying this on /r9k/

>>38574828
>talk about how good their life is
I get what you're saying but Austria seems to spend half her life bent over a toilet bowl or popping pills so the pain is manageable (and the other half schlicking)

>>38574828
Don't you have an imouto or something to hug?

>>38574920
it doesn't seem to be that often, and she isn't broken because she gets migraines. she's still a human bean who can get happy and sad and all sorts of shit.
really, she manages them quite well, from what I can tell. My dad and brother also got migraines so I know how debilitating it can be, but she's tough.

>>38574489
>tfw britbong
>tfw you spend half the day checking the thread to see if it needs a bump
>tfw you intentionally stayed up late several times in order to bump the thread so it wouldn't die before the lesbians woke up

Austria and Laura, do you have anything to say to me?

>>38574920
>>38574994
It happens usually once or twice a week, which isn't that often but still pretty annoying. But yeah, I manage. More or less. Just a little worried that my brain or liver will give up eventually.

>>38574998
You da real MVP.

>>38574939
Sadly no, I only have two onii-sans and I'm living on my own.

>>38574795
>It can be anyone, you know. Literally anyone can just start writing.

Then go ahead and start giving us some stories. Practice what you preach.

>>38575070
>not sending them a text telling them you love them

>>38575049
If either one of them give out it isn't for lack of trying
But I have faith that that won't happen for a while yet, as long as you live a healthy life outside of your drink

>>38575072
Nah, I'm not autistic. And I actually have a life outside this board.

>>38575090
I don't think we've ever said we loved each other. Not that we don't, it just doesn't need to be said since we already know that. We've had each other's backs for as long as I can remember.

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>>38575130
>don't really exercise except what >>38574920 said and physio shit my doc told me
>never really have breakfast
>sleep cycle all fucked up
>have a drink a few times a week
At least I usually eat healthy and drink lots of water, r-right?

>>38574998
You're doing god's work

Are you the anon who always makes the "worst page #" bumps?

>>38575227
This could be your chance at protecting yourself from me posting anything about you. Do you have anything you want to say to me?

>>38575227
>nothing about diddling yourself basically constantly
I'd say that can't be healthy but I'm honestly not sure

>>38575241
Yeah I am, I've occasionally seen another anon say it too though.

>>38575227
Honestly, masturbation is at least moderate exercise, especially if your legs are often weak and tired afterwards
but perhaps you should try to be a bit more active!
eating healthy and drinking lots of water is great, though

I think being unhealthy is more about having a lot of unhealthy habits, anyways

>>38575181
If you're aren't going to carry your weight then you can't complain about shit.

>>38575278
I just do it to fight cervical cancer, anon.
>constantly
I wouldn't say that.

>>38575349
My legs are definitely weak and tired afterwards, sometimes I don't even trust them to carry me for a while.
>you should try to be a bit more active!
No, you're definitely right. I've been meaning to go to the gym or at least pick up gymnastics again.

>>38575415
Please negotiate with the terrorist, I don't want for you to be hurt

>>38575227
>not doing it for your sister

>>38575415
Yeah, gymnastics sounds like a really fun way to stay active, if you have experience with it
I want to go to the gym, myself, but I don't like being alone surrounded by so many strangers.. I'd need to go with a friend

How funny would it be if K says he wants to get back together but Laura blueballs him because she's not stable enough for a boyfriend yet?

>>38575494
Doing what for my sis, getting /fit/? Because I explicitly wanted to do it for her.

>>38575496
Yeah that's how I feel too, I think it'd be awkward being the new, weak girl with everyone else staring as I fuck up whatever exercise I should start with. Thought about getting a personal trainer maybe, and I have a cousin who said he'd take me to the gym. We'll see.

>>38575315
That'd be me, the other Brit

>>38575550
Well, yeah. How do you expect to princess her if you aren't /fit/?

>>38575550
Oh yeah, your cousin sounds cool as hell, if you can you should try to go with him to see how you like it!

>>38575497
>implying laura would be able to reason like that

>>38575599
Oh yea, you're right. She'd jump at whoever would take her.

>>38575651
except deer, apparently ;)

>>38575673
I want to say kek but the robot filter exists
Kek

>>38575580
You mean like, princess carry her? I'd rather have her carry me to bed. She kinda twirled me around at the airport, after hugging me. It was really nice.

>>38575587
Yeah I guess so. We'll see how it goes.

>>38545190
My family would probably suspect I was going to kill myself if I did this. We don't do physical contact.

>>38575497
No, he said to just forget about the kiss, I stayed for like and hour and then went home and took a nap, woke up like 10 minutes ago and ate a grape
>>38575599
Hey
>>38575651
Not true

>>38575759
All the more reason to hug them. Don't you want to see how much they care?

>>38575764
how was your delicious grape miss

>>38575497
How funny would it be if Deer was threatening to dox people because he got rejected by Laura and chased out of the threads.

>>38575764
Anything you want to say to doxanon to try and save face? Austria gave up her chance so there's no pressure to do better than her.

>>38575833
It was eh, I don't like them that cold but I didn't have the patience to let them warm up a bit
Just kinda bummed out, I guess I went there expecting something

>>38575847
You've got it all figured out anon, please vote. http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

>>38575879
I can understand that. I wish people would just be quick and honest instead of having to set up this weird circumstance of meeting you and talking to you carefully
Makes me expect more, too

>>38575764
>he said to just forget about the kiss,
>I stayed for like and hour
Was that really all he said? Did you say anything?

>>38575960
Honestly I prefer in person, I can't talk on the phone for shit
>>38575974
I told him about me seeing a therapist weekly, which he said was probably for the best, whenever I tried to bring anything else up he just sorta dodged it

>>38576086
I can get that, too, I used to hate phone shit and now I'm just mildly uncomfortable with it
But I tend to get obsessive and overthink things so waiting and having to meet with somebody makes it worse for me, I hate the anticipation

>>38576181
Yea, I know what you're talking about
But on the phone I don't have enough to actually understand the conversation and keep it going

>>38576698
What else are you doing today, anyways?
I'm gonna watch game of thrones with a friend tonight, I hope

>>38576731
I've never watched Game of Thrones
Probably just gonna play Overwatch or something, I don't know maybe sulk a little

>>38576821
Play more overwatch, sulk less!

>>38576931
Hey sulking can be good sometimes
It feels nice to give in to everything

>>38576975
Sulking is allowed but only in moderation!
Which is why I think more playing of the game is probably a better idea

Two more votes needed. Revenge is at stake here. http://www.strawpoll.me/13509273

>>38577423
>>38576821
Laura, you've been chosen. This is your last chance to apologize and explain yourself, whether in public or in private. It doesn't have to be like this.

>>38577073
It's still a good idea to give in sometimes.
I always go to my brother when I'm feeling sulky and he makes me feel comforted and nice really fast

>>38577776
Lol wtf how are you literally a fucking cringe post machine?

>>38577776
It's okay Deer, someone will eventually love you.

>>38577776
this is the saddest thing i've seen in a long time.

I love you Laura, and I'm sorry it's come to this. You have 20 minutes to try and justify yourself.

I tried emailing deer to see if this was him, got no response so I'm gonna assume this is a random person
In which case wouldn't even know what to apologize for if I wanted to

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>>38578093
LAURA PLEASE DONT SAY SHIT I WANT TO SEE THIS GUYS FINAL FORM

THIS SHIT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>>38578115
>got no response so I'm gonna assume this is a random person
That'd make me more suspicious that it was Deer honestly

>>38578115
Maybe he's still writing back? Maybe he thinks you should know what to say?

I tried to negotiate.

I refuse to post her picture, that's the one line I'll never cross. Her name is Laura Jean Mattera. Her dad's name is Martin. K's name is Kevin, I don't know anything else about him.

Austria was the one I wanted to post about, I don't know why you all voted for Laura.

>>38578093
>longer than twenty minutes later and he still hasn't done shit
It was Deer all along. Imagine my shock.

>>38578648
How anticlimatic. I'm beyond disappointed.

>>38578787
Not my fault you voted for the wrong person

>>38578648
I'm pretty sure I've said I don't have a last name
And Martin is a dumb name
Also, I'm pretty sure a full name does more damage than a picture
Yea no to all of this
I sent an email to deer, tried to talk, I don't know what more you want
But if the first thing you do when someone upsets you is expose their private information you're a whiny little brat and should seriously consider growing the fuck up, no one is obligated to like you and you don't earn it from anyone

>>38578810
I'm more disappointed that it was just a bunch of nothing again. You don't have anything on her.

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>>38578849
>Martin is a dumb name

>>38578810
So what was that ranting about wanting Laura to apologise about?
>>38578849
>I don't have a last name
I'm not sure you can not have a surname.

>>38578849
>I don't have a last name
What.
>should seriously consider growing the fuck
Rich coming from you.

>>38578897
Sorry Martin, it's not dumb I was just being mean
>>38578900
I meant middle name....

>>38578648
>pretending you're a moral guy when you're doxxing someone to get back at them

just gets sadder and sadder

>>38578900
I don't know, just trying to throw some spicy heat into their friendship. I'm sure it'll confuse the fuck out of him if he reads his email before the thread.

>>38578929
You're a cunt sometimes.

>>38579021
Says the one doxxing people
I didn't send him anything angry or mean, so yea confusion is all he'll get

>>38578975
It's not like he has information on anyone. He's just shitflinging for no reason other than to do it.
t.Craig

>>38579092
Awe, poor boy never gets anything nice out of you. How about you send him a provocative selfie to make him happy?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515962

>>38578093
>I love you Laura
>Laura doesn't seem to be offput by "deer" saying this
Saucy.

>>38578648
>Laura Jean Mattera
Damn, quick google search gives nothing but it says some results were removed in accordance with the european data protection law. So i guess the europian union is stopping me from finding laura, well played bureacrats...

>>38579742
The guy gets shot down by her on a daily basis. She's used to it.

>>38580441
>what are tripcodes
Lay off the guy for fuck's sake.

>>38580575
It's been a month, I forgot what it was. It's not like you should care, Laura's the only one with something to lose anyway.
Make it sexy, Laura. I'm not gonna respond to you unless you send me some quality pictures. Don't forget the timestamps.

I'm out. Hopefully I won't have to come back tomorrow night.

>>38580703
This is just retarded, LARPing as that cunt is even more pathetic than your behaviour before this.

8th page worst page bump before sleep

I stayed awake, another bump.

Guess it's goodbye to the thread unless someone else comes in.

I secretly hope it really is Deer and Laura doesn't send anything, so we get to see her.

I'm going to bump once before I go to sleep, one of you better do it a couple of times before people start coming in again.

Laura dox anticipation bump

I want pictures of Laura, Deer. Post them even if she sends you selfies. I'll pay.

rudeboyboygotme@gmail hit me up deer, I'll pay 50USD for whatever pics and information you have about Laura

>inb4 her name's Laura Palmer
>These threads have been subtle Twin Peaks AU roleplaying all along

What the hell is the deal with these threads? Someone give me a rundown of the meta.