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>"Anon you speak a second language?" >"Say

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>"Anon you speak a second language?"

>"Say something romantic in it!"
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eik tu nx kurva blyat ka tu cia darai
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
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>>38541374
Futu-ti gatu matii de cioara.
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>>38541374
du ser helt lik ut som baesjen jeg dreit ut her forleden, min kjaere <3
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>dkn ost-omelett inte loter so jevla romantiskt po svenska :/
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Lutsch meinen pimmel du sau
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Kein deutsch sprechen
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>>38541374
Ooga Booga bix noods
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Zeig Zitze oder entfleuche
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I'm American, why the fuck would I need to learn a 3rd world language besides English..
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Bukkorosu, kuso koku-jin
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hsjdkld JSKKG bbbbba kskksks Kkkk aahh hixckam kakaokokokok lOc lac kaken

>people not having a secret language
PooooHPPPOOOHPOOOHPAH jqqq kkk??? aahh kokik lac XDDD
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Donkere kutjes zijn gemaakt voor blanke pikken.
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ooga booga go back to kenya
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>>38541374
Puta tu abuelita en el ano con una motosierra
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>>38541374
Cheerm bmja quz rush
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putang ina mo mamatay ka na pokpok ang baho ng pepe mo tang ina mo
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>>38541374
Dete ike
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>>38541469
I never understood why people just don't learn English. It's the superior language and sounds way better, just look at all these shitty languages
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>>38541430
Der kommt immer gut an du verdammter hurensohn
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>>38541381
kas tau rupi?
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>>38541374
Dra i helvete, javla svartskalle. Jk, sov en natt med mig
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pus kurac crnjo
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hiahia ana i ki te Fuck koutou Topanga
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>>38541381
>>38541544
ka jus cia darot sestadienio popiete virginijai?
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>>38541529
>>38541469
the only reason english is so popular is because it's so easy and simple even uneducated third worlders can speak it. it's a language made for literal retards, how can you be proud of not knowing at least one more complex language? it makes you look fucking stupid.
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>>38541374
Alles klar mein Sohn, zeig mir doch mal deinen Schwanz.
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>>38541414
Kek

Nothing like some good ol' Romanian swearing to brighten up your day
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>>38541577
>language elitist
what's it like having such a shitty personality that you are repulsive to everyone you interact with?
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>>38541509
taga saan ka at bakit ka napadpad dito
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>>38541562
ziuriu kas cia susirinke. o ka tu?
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Mutakuono pois maasta heti!
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>>38541577
>Duuur language must be extremely complicated
The reason English is simple, is because we're smarter than you and understood proper linguistics. You fucks have the most overly complicated retarded languages.
There is literally no need to know any other language besides English, all you third world savages clamor to take English classes because you recognize our superiority
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>>38541656
>The reason English is simple, is because we're smarter than you and understood proper linguistics.
not falling for it.
the reason english is simple is because the british tried to conquer the world, so they had to use a language even some aids ridden african could understand quickly.
half the world is laughing at you simpletons.
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>>38541374
>panget mo
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scimmia puttana
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>>38541708
>the reason english is simple is because the british tried to conquer the world, so they had to use a language even some aids ridden african could understand quickly.
English developed before colonialism is you fucking retard. English is better than any trash ass language. That's why you fucks all try to speak it. Hopefully all other languages die out and everyone speaks English in the future
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>start motioning in sign language
>tell her i want to spend my life with her
>asks me what it means
>say that i was just making it up
>we both laugh
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>>38541708

I hope you don't believe the shit you post you retard.
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>>38541374
Ayoo aniinishi
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>>38541374
Kamikaze toyota banzai waifu
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>>38541374
nique ta mere
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>>38541739
>English is better
*simpler
there are so many things you can't even say in english because the language is so fucking limited. being a simple makes it a great lingua franca, but that's about it. it's really astounding how simple it really is.

>mfw americans call handfunkgeraete "walkie-talkies"

it's a language for retarded toddlers and third worlders and you should be ashamed that it's the only language you use to communicate.
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>>38541374
Anti ecti opti bibti Igbo Angeleso Cato bati hentai desu
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Here is a test post zero one zero
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Sosi zhepu sukaa.
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>>38541374
diu lei lo mo pok gai
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Leben ist sinnlos und bedeutunglos. Alles wird allein sterben,
Je pense, que il n'y a pas amour et amis pour un gens comme moi.
Wszystko przemija. Nic nigdy nie jest stale, Panta rhei.
I hope that at least you will find some meaning among this whole suffering.
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>>38541837
You can say anything in English.
>>mfw americans call handfunkgeraete "walkie-talkies"
>handfunkgeraete
That's a word made by a man having a seizure.
English the superior language. That's why you're typing in it right now lmao
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>>38541374
Je deteste les negres
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>>38541374
Geh avek, goyim.
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>>38541374
Fotterei a morte questa bella negretta
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>>38541374
Vaer min jentevenn plis
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>>38541936
Un anon francais qui a pris le pilule rouge je vois...
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>>38541921
the only reason i'm typing in english right now is because i'm talking to a troglodyte that doesn't understand anything else.

>You can say anything in English.
this shows yet again how uneducated you really are.
you can't even differentiate between a formal 'you' when talking to strangers and an informal 'you' when talking to friends and family. instead of having female, male and neutral articles, singular and plural, instead you just use 'the'. much simpler than having so many different words, am i right?
if you had any understanding of even one other european or asian language, you'd know how limited english is.
you don't even have your own word for schadenfreude or fremdschaemen and that's ironic because it's what i'm experiencing right now.

>English the superior language.
*superior lingua franca
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>>38541941
Vai a farti sgozzare subumano di merda, scommetto che sei un terrone puzzolente.
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>>38541374
privet babushka, suka blyat
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>>38542077
>subumano di merda
Based Italian robot
G I O V I N E Z Z A
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te amo

the fuck do you want me to say?
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>>38541374
jebat cu te u supak mala kurvo
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>>38541374
a nu cheeki breeki i v damke
blyat :3
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>>38541381
>>38541544
>>38541562
Braljukas lol
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>>38542063
>you can't even differentiate between a formal 'you' when talking to strangers and an informal 'you' when talking to friends and family.
Why would you need to? That's just extra steps for literally no reason
>instead of having female, male and neutral articles, singular and plural, instead you just use 'the'. much simpler than having so many different words, am i right?
Yes.
>if you had any understanding of even one other european or asian language, you'd know how limited english is.
I don't need to. Those are dying languages.

>Just can't admit that English is superior
kek keep speaking my language boy
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>>38541462
Kek, beat me to it

Muhfuggin bixnudes
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>>38542063
Im a polyglot and I gently nodded to all of your points
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>>38541374
Anata no oishii unko wo tabetai :)
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Watashi no namae wa David Duke
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>>38541374
Kankeraap.
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>>38542324
kodel tiek daug lietuviu?
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Enta Habibi
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Me gustaria blanquear tus genes, negrita hermosa.
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>>38541374
Ich will deine Titten lecken
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>>38542386
Hulji tu man prasi, loh?
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>>38542420
Funktioniert bestimmt
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>>38542386
It's anybody's guess, really
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ich hasse neger, du elende hure
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prosim pridi fukat z mano
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Kjottkake i brunsaus
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>>38541374
Es waer schoen nid immer so allei ds si, aber es chunnt mir nid wuerklech oeppis extrem romantischs i sinn... schiiss druf...
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>>38542446
Schon mal probiert?
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neger ins gulag, muslime nach auschwitz. mach deutschland wieder weiss.
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>>38542602
Prepare for the police raid, kraut
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>>38542446
So if I say that to some East-German Helga, will she put me on her broad shoulders and carry me home c:
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>>38542536

Swiss German really is a horrible abortion of a dialect.
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Je t'adore, Mon Cheri
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Naibu ni tsumekoma reta yorokobi
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>>38541374
omolette du fromage

Ogogogo
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>>38542644
You're not that far off, we really do have these ogre-women here

It's fairly wierd
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>>38542063
What's the point of having gendered words? I've not studied language past GCSE and it always seemed like an unnecessary addition. There must be some functional use for it surely?
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Schlampe, ficki ficki?
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>>38542454
nu tu blet, nors vienur pirmaujam.
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>>38542648
Figg di ids chnoei.
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>>38541374
Je rondingen maken mij erg opgewonden.
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Je te prie, pasasi DDD
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>>38542696
Where you come from, is this romantic? You Germans are so interesting.
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>>38542663
>tfw I don't even need to Google translate this
lmpressive. Very nice.
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>>38542743

It works 100% of the time if you're a Rapeuropean.
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>>38542743
You bet. Taken directly from Refugee flirting 101
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>>38541552
fino anone
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>>38542706

Truly the worst dialect. It's like you're actively trying to ruin big brother Germany's language by sounding like retards.
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>>38541738
madonna negra
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>>38541577
>it's a language made for literal retards
This is like trying to argue we should stick with imperial over metric because metric makes your calculations easier.
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>>38542689
Clearly part of a Russian superhuman breeding program.
Who am I? Just a guy who wants tall children.
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>>38541374
Kiszopkodom ugy a picsadat, hogy beszarsz.
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>>38541374
>>"Anon you speak a second language?"
>>"Say something romantic in it!"

mooga dooga nooga dooga uma duma iooga jooga jooga

> https://translate.google.com/#so/en/mooga%20dooga%20nooga%20dooga%20uma%20duma%20iooga%20jooga%20jooga
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>>38542807
>>38542819
Brrr, wollt ihr wirklich dreckige Migranten Schlampen ficken?
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>>38542932

Not too bright, are you, Hans?
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>>38542836
I like my dialect. And it's funny to see Germans here going What? Say again? (And I mean, we learn German in first grade in school, so it's no problem to switch.)
And it's a language AI won't learn so fast, so it has it's advantages in this regard.
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>>38541374
ich werde deinen Arsch so hart essen.
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EY Shiela, waddayareckon? Canuh tungpunch ya fartbox?
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>>38543012

Yeah, you Swiss are unbearable cunts.
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How to talk in ebonics?
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>>38541387
LADYYY MARMALAAADE
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>>38543125
Great, the feeling is mutual.
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Tu Reyvarhol

You're beautiful~
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Ik kaats jouw vuile neger reet rechtstreeks terug Afrika in met m'n piemel
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Te chuparia el sapo hasta por adentro washita ricaaa
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>>38541374
Coaie iti dau o torpila in mufa de iti sar mucii in reloare,te distrug de pe fata pamantului.
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Je vais te tuer
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Sut min pike lise
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Hi thevdiya pasangala
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OMAI WA MO SHINDERU, T H O T
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>>38542063
>if you had any understanding of even one other european or asian language, you'd know how limited english is.
>you don't even have your own word for schadenfreude or fremdschaemen and that's ironic because it's what i'm experiencing right now.
>Schadenfreude
Yes we do, it's called sadism.
>Fremdschaemen
We don't have that word in English. I mean, sympathy sort of comes close, but a phrase like Second-hand embarrassment would describe it perfectly.
Also
>this shows yet again how uneducated you really are.
you can't even differentiate between a formal 'you' when talking to strangers and an informal 'you' when talking to friends and family. instead of having female, male and neutral articles, singular and plural, instead you just use 'the'. much simpler than having so many different words, am i right?
>Implying that more complex always means better
Try again with a different talking point and maybe I'll take your opinion seriously.
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>>38541374
Da ti eba maikata.
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>>38541374
Kuss ommek sharmuta
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>>38543578
Nice one, Richie Ramirez.
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>>38541374
jebem te u picku
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sa-ti trag mortii si familia prin pula
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>>38541738
>>38542843
zitti animali
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Sakku on mai jikku bichi
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Quiero hacerte como la nocilla y meterte los dedillos
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>>38541374
va te faire foutre
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>>38541374
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed
oreganoli
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>>38544243
This is one of the several reasons for which the robot must be exterminated.
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>>38544302
This board also needs a topic.
I come here for the feels and all i see is degeneracy like futa. Its a shame
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>>38541374
Mahal kita ko mahal.
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>>38544028
suca nerd
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>>38544075
Bien dit Anon
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>>38541374
Vida no tiene significado
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>Quiero llenarte esa vagina chocolatosa con mi pene erecto a mas no poder, liberar mi semilla sudamericana subhumana dentro de ti y abandonarte el dia del parto para que cries a nuestro mestizo mulato sola como la negra sirviente que eres.

Its a long poem about how I love you and your big black eyes :^)
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>>38541374
Anata no chinchin kawaii desu.
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>>38541936
"I hate niggers" right?
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>>38544075
C'est tout ce qu'elle merite cette pute
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>>38541544
>>38541381
>>38541610
>>38541640
>>38541881
>>38542324
>>38542386
>>38542426
What the fuck shitty language is this
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>>38544478
seems a mixture of Romania and Faggotry
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>>38541374
I would, but this fucking board has a problem with Cyrillic and I have typing dementia when I try to type Russian with english letters because I know how to type in Russian. I always end up pressing where the Russian letter would be. Shit sucks. Takes me a minute per word.

Fucking board. I'll try though

ya hochu edet tvoyu keeska
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>>38541374
aytoktona, arapi
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>>38541374
karadzicu vodi srbe svoje
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>>38544433
Not every image on this board is of a trap, you faggot.
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piranha do caralho
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>>38541374
>pic related
comment orjpfjerp
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>>38541374
Pillu levalle tarttee rykasta

no scandi letters allowed boss
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>>38541374
I mochte seine fussen riechen
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>>38541374
Tvoi potnye myshki... oni pahnut tak priyatno.
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Pierdol sie ty jebana szmato
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>>38541374
Takarodj vissza afrikaba te kibaszott majom
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Polykam svoje semeno :3
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>>38541552
bas si kulturan anone
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>>38541374
Vai tomar no cu.
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Chernota yeboochaya, kavo pareekom pytayeshsya nayebat'?
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>>38541374

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>>38544478
dar vienas dalbajobas atsirado
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>>38541374
Halt die Schnauze, du Affe.
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>>38544965
Thats a good mayushii
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>>38545845
Mi volas feki vian visagxon*
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The quiero dar todo en este mundo, mi amor.
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>>38541469
It's sad that people think this. Learning a language is a net positive in so many ways. If you know English already, at least learn French. The amount of doors that would open for you are almost uncountable.
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>>38545903
Feki = to shit, no?
I get the via should be vian, though...
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>>38545930
Komprenigu min, famulo

I am not blox-posting you gay-ass filter
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vete a recoger algodon mayate
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Tengo un platano en mis pantalones
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kuso tabetai desu
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>>38541374
jebem te u usta
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>>38542852
Underrated post
Oregoniola
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Devouchka eh chintaet plevout
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>>38541374
Sugi pula! [original]
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>>38541374
ale bym wyjebal taka czekoladke w jej tluste malpie dupsko
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>>38545172
Ja tvoj rot ebal, rusak

(mimo chochol)
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Ich will deine Fotze ficken!
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>>38541381
birmas bostas bereuses bostas :D :D
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>>38541374
>non-ASCII text is not allowed
Rayciss
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>>38541374

S'agapo.
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>>38541469
Because you can have relatively private conversations with your family in public.
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>>38542474
Odstrani se normalnez.
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Quiero comer tu culo mamacita.
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>>38541374

Voglio mangiare culo
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Sugoi waifu arigato gozaimasu
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Anata no iro wa kuro desu.
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Vai se foder sua negra do caralho
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sizi nerede ve nasil sikebilirim
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jebem ti glupu mater
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Caguei as calcas
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>>38541374
Eg Fokking hata negra helvitis tussan thin
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>>38546232
n-ne ti
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necessito mantequilla para me pene
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>>38541374
Mi trinkas kafon kaj bezonas dushas min. Ankau, viaj mamoj bonas.
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>>38546115
>rusak
Sam tee rusak, pidor. Ya tvoy bratooshka tozshe chochol
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>>38541552

ovo

bloks
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>>38541374
Yesh' moy der'movyy nigger
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EEK SPEECH DEUSTCH
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>>38541374
>Te amo, nigra.
That's Latin, darlin'.
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>"Eu tenho problemas na coluna porque meu pinto eh muito pesado."
Works everytime.
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>>38542693
The common theory is that in some ancient variant of Latin it served a grammatical purpose.
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Steck deine Faust in mein ausgedehntes Arschloch.
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>>38545978
Chiam bonas vidi alian esperantiston. Ghenas min ke la roboto ne rajtas nin uzi supersignajn literojn.
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>>38541374
Te sacaria toda la caca a tulazos si no le tuviera miedo al sida, negra bastarda
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>>38541374

"Drochi moi hooi tebe v rot, ya znayu, ti lubish otsasivat"
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Te tetted e tettetett tettet, te!
Te tettetett tettek tettese, te!
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>>38541374
kasshoku oppai ga suki desu
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>>38541374
Sun naamas on vitun ruma. Tappa ittes. Perkele.
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>>38541374
>wir mussen die juden ausrotten
original
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Kuole perkeleen musta vittuneekeri
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my second language is english
third is maybe french or some spanish
first is of course portuguese.
idk why people don't learn a latin language is a lot better than english.
also
>"Vira-me esse cu o porca do caralho hora de pagar a divida dos meus antepacados"
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>>38541374
Passa a piroca nessa nega
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Bix nood mahfugga de dap boo wap
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>>38541374
Je te trouve vraiment jolie. Dis, est-ce que je peux te manger la chatte?
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>>38541374
hola, negrita, estas bien buena.
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>>38541374
ta mere la pute
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>>38541374
Eg haape du doyr ein smertefull dod, jaevla illeluktande negerinne.
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>>38541423
slutt naa blir hun lei seg
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>>38541374
Sofort ins gas
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>>38541529
everyone knows fucking english dude, it's so easy i spoke it fluently by the time i was 8 or something. on top of that we know one or two additional languages. by "we" i mean europeans.
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>>38541545
sov en natt med mig? er det vanlig uttrykk eller
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faen saa godt egentlig. spesielt mamma sine hjemmelagde. nei naa ble jeg sulten. faar vel varme meg noen coop kyllingvinger...
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Ore wa chinchin ga daisuki nanda yo.

bl0x :[
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>>38542063
>you don't even have your own word for schadenfreude or fremdschaemen
Well neither did German until someone coined them.
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