>*whistles* >"Ay, ese!" >*whistles* >"Whatchu

>>38536728
Hola, mi amigo. Estoy aqui visitando mi waifu, ella es muy linda, y la amo mucho

Blacks are shitty but at least they're not tattoo your face like a spic shitty

Trick question, I never leave my house.

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I actually feel safer in my city's Latino district than I do in my own since they attack the Nigs on sight and chase them out(pic related). Everyone's pretty friendly to me and there's good food everywhere.

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>>38536728
"don't mind me, just passing through, gotta get home to play some videogames and watch some movies, gotta relax after a long day, you know"

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Give them each a firm handshake.

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>>38536798
>"Ay, Marco! Thees fool sayss your seester es muy linda!"
>"Dafuq, homie? You want chingasos?"

M13 is a scary fucking gang

I don't bang, homes. I just want to get a hot dog and then play King of Fighters.

>>38536949
fug man goddamn cartel savages

>>38536728
I'm just taking a walk. I'm sorry. Do any of you have some oxy?

>>38536728
Wonder what I am doing in their hood.

you guys have the good beer here, if I buy a pack you want a few?

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I think you boys must be lost, your country is that way.

>gringo.... it's me cuz
>how you been ese

>>38536953
N-no Mr Marco!, im really sorry i didn't mean to offend you, i love your sister a lot and i will take care of here, i promise.

>>38536728
>making eye contact
why you trying to start shit white boy?

>>38536728
Start yelling profanity in the only language I know, Russian. In a heavy Russian accent. Looking angry.

The only thing scarier than the Mexican mob is the Russian mob, because at least Mexicans have a heart when it comes to certain thing. Russians give literally zero fucks.

>>38538902
>The only thing scarier than the Mexican mob is the Russian mob, because at least Mexicans have a heart when it comes to certain thing. Russians give literally zero fucks.

Somebody post that huge Russian guy who bullied a town of Mexicans then killed one of them when they tried to attack him.

>>38538933
Yeah, Russians are fucking scary. Good thing I look sort of slavic despite having mostly Brit DNA.

>>38536728
UH DO YOU GUYS SELL WEED

>>38538933
what could happen during a night walk in a mexican hood? steal you cel phone or shit like that?

>>38536949
>these people will be nearly half of the US population by 2050

>>38538933

So why was a Russian in a Mexican town?

>>38538933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXdsNS8HubM

feelsgodman, nazi getting a nice beat up, classic.

>>38538988
https://youtu.be/kcJC8SHtlrg?t=139

To troll them

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>>38536728
>What do?
Welcome to Europe gringo

>>38539102

I didnt see what happened before this incident but from my experience, its was her kid being out of control

>>38536728
>What do?

bottle the cunt

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>>38536728
Probably appeal to something theyre familiar with

>Actually amigo, your the just the man i want to see
>You see my friend, i heard you can ice someone for the right price

And there you go, you literally just saved your life by conducting business with a criminal.

>>38536728
Ayy esse i'm spanish too vato.
But i was
>Booorn in east L.A
(Shoutout to anyone that got that joke)

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>>38539311
>autism this high

>>38538871
>stabs you in the face

I'm smart enough not to go to a shithole like Mexico so I'll never have to worry about this happening.

If you're stupid enough to go to a Mexican "hood" then you deserve whatever happens.

>>38536728
>"Pablo asked me here, Juan.He wants me to check his PC"
>"Ayyy, Buenos dias Anon. Jus' fucking wichu, ese!"

>>38539311
have fun getting "iced" you fucking moron

>>38537558
They're really only scary when the fucking California state government HANDS OVER "turf" aka a neighborhood project, and refused to do ANYTHING about known criminal activity. Democrats are empowering these retarded monkeys reign of terror in Killafornia

>>38536728
>"IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!"
>*Whips out his trusty beretta and unloads on the aggressive hoodlums*
>"Yes police? i have just shot down 3 criminals that were about to kill me, i would like to turn myself in"
>*cops search the hoodlums and find at least a knife on one of them, charges dropped because stand your ground law*
>"I should get a double cheese burger with extra mayo"

>>38536728
>What do?
Unleash a deadly barrage of martial arts attacks. Heh, nothing personal.

>>38536728
I'm not a gringo.
I'm just lost dudes.

>>38538902
Since I'm white, I think I would take my chances with the Russian mob.

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>P-please have my girlfriend just let me go home and watch anime please !

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>>38540878
I'm just thinking of survival from the big uncut Mexican gang bangers
Pic related is how I got my now ex to fuck the guy in pic to stop harrasing me on my way home from school

>>38536728
say hello to my double barreled friendo

>>38536728
J'parle pas anglais.

>>38536728
>"I -I don't want any trouble"! I just want to go home"! Please, let me go"! I'll even suck you dicks"!

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Fuck them up their bitch ass spic boi puccis

>>38540150
You forgot the part where the rest of the gang is going to hunt you down and behead you with a knife

>>38541039
That wouldn't happen cause they're pussies.