What's the most degenerate shit you've ever done? The

When I first masturbated on a playground
Suicide soon

Jacked off a trap while she got double stuffed at a porno theater.

>>38536432

I masturbated over a 14-year old girl's bare tits while she was unconscious in a hospital bed instead of piloting my robot.

Most emotionally damaging was jacking off to Concrete Girl
Most degenerate in social standard was jacking off in a park for a couple hours

>>38536466
Fuck off, Shinji. Also, get in the fucking robot.

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>>38536432
Provided a vial of my semen to this chick from high school. She fell for the "seminal treatment" meme that women use to enhance their facial beauty. I would have rather blew a load on her face but she had no feelings for me

>>38536466
God dammit Shinji
Origami

>>38536432

Fucked my little sister Giant silk doll... It had an hole just were its vagina should be. Felt pretty good, but I came inside it and freaked out

>tfw lost my virginity to a doll

I jerked off to a poorly animated genderbent Shadow the Hedhehog/Rogue animation on sfwchan like 10 minutes ago.

>>38536466
>>38536475
>>38536499

Explain pls, in a original way of course jeheeefefh

>>38536554
Newie detected.

>>38536554
MC from Evangelion jacks off to his team mate's underage tits while visiting her in the hospital. More specifically, she was in a coma and he still rubbed one out to her. Upon ejaculating on his own palm, he contemplates how fucked up he is.

schlicked to a well made 3 part colored hentai of a loli who gets raped in an alley way

>>38536590
WEAK
Really hot porno though but mild shit

>>38536583
It's funny because it's almost definitely not the first time he jacked off to Asuka, and yet we never see him do that up to that point.
I found that scene to be cheap shock value desu

>>38536590
By loli do you mean young teen with budding breasts? I think I remember fapping to it.

>colored

Pretty sure now. She had long hair in one part and short in another, right?

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>>38536590

I bet it was that famous set by as109.

Predictable but good taste.

Why do you like the rape fantasy?

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>>38536616
this one familia

orefff

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>>38536657
I don't like rape nor do I condone it. I just made this one an expection because of the cute girl

>>38536670
Yeah, that's the one. I remember there being more than 3 parts but some were really short. Anyone wondering about it can find all of it on sadpanda probably if you search for as109

>>38536704
It's only a 3 part series senpai

Maybe not degenerate so much as just a sad, sad spiral down

>1994
>Nelson Mandela gets elected president
>Kurt Cobain is dead
>I drop out of high school with less than a month to go until graduation
>dropped out because I got kicked out of the house
>be homeless
>working at Taco Bell sleeping in my car
>my only shirt demands that you try our new crispy fries
>manager understand that I'm in a tough spot, but if I keep stealing food, I'm out of a job
>frozen corn dogs at Dollar Tree are $0.73 for a three pack
>have no microwave
>tired of gnawing frozen corndogs
>flat of Ol' Roy beef tips in gravy is $3.48 for twelve cans
>have I sunk this low
>have I sunk to eat dog food out of a can in a car in the white castle parking lot
>yes I have
>honestly, not bad
>I have had worse tasting food from dollar store cans
>live on dog food and a stolen box of taco shells for two months
>get violently sick
>get violently sick at 2am on a Friday at Taco Bell
>vomit, pass out, and fall head first into the dish sink
>blur in and out of consciousness first on the floor, then on the sidewalk, then on the sidewalk somewhere else, then in the emergency room
>I have a parasite that's normally only found in dogs who've eaten raccoon shit
>I also have thousands of dollars in debt
>lose job because of the sink incident and being dirty to often
>lose car because I have no money to put gas in it and it gets towed away from the Super Valu parking lot
>be homeless
>make my way back to my hometown
>trying to bum couch rides off of people form high school
>little success
>some kids throw a pepsi bottle at me
>ask me if I want some money
>yeah dude
>you want something to eat
>yeah dude
>I'll give your ten dollars if you eat a whole dog food sandwich

cont

>search for alley and nakadashi
>find shota in first page results
Fuck, good night boys. I'm gonna be busy.

>>38536721
No no, we got a continuation, go read it

>>38536722

>I get it, god
>I shouldn't have driven away after I ran over that hooker
>it's not a sandwich
>they just had a can of dog food
>snuff the whole can because fuck me, am I ever hungry
>kids run away as I'm eating
>idc
>finish can
>become known in town as the dog man
>my mom hears tell of the dog man
>she worked up the metal to leave her bf shortly after he wanted me out
>mom finds me dancing outside a gas station for the hefty reward of two gas station cheese sausages
>mom asks me if I want to come home
>now I have a lot to say to you, woman
>"Yeah, thanks."
>go home
>home is now a three room trailer in the trailer park by the actual park
>get new job at the Texaco station off the interstate
>Prince releases The Black Album
>hang out with mom a lot
>things get better

And now I'm old as shit still listening to Hole and browsing an Ethiopian pottery chatroom
It gets better

I jacked off into a firepit on a campsite while my brothers were fast asleep in the tent

I think I either have an outdoors fetish or the thought of my brothers finding me out just gave me a thrill like no other, came pretty hard and was shaking afterwards

>>38536746
Shit anon. Out of curiosity, what was the best brand of dog food you ever tasted?

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>>38536739
Welp

I was thought it was time to get over this loli meme before it was too late, but looks like im going back into the pit

later bros

>>38536790
Post the game anon pls.

Original as eroge games

>>38536782
Easily the Ol Roy
Honestly, tastes about as good as some of the cheap ass microwavable meals I eat now

>>38536833
Ah, I see. Sorry to bother you with that question but I always wondered what the best brand for dogs was. I rescued a stray a year ago so I'm getting attached and wanna treat her to good stuff.

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>>38536831
nigga this aint no game.

it's a book. u read

>>38536855
>Start
>Screen
>Exit
looked like a regular cg eroge game.

Fucking chink.

>>38536432
fuckin a girl with herpes and catching it

hanging out with coke dealer and doing coke

going to public places trying to meet girls for casual sex ....occasionally it worked but it was never good compared to having a gf

peeing on a stranger's front door

passing out drunk on a stranger's lawn (house party)

cheating on my then-gf with a woman 13 years older

dancing with someones girlfriend being obnoxious and earning a public intox conviction

cough syrup, lsd, shrooms, ecstasy, a bit of xanax etc

i'm very mild mannered now and i keep those things secret

i don't let anyone get close to me anymore. i dont want to get rejected, i dont want to have to tell embarrassing stories, and i dont want to get entangled emotionally

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>>38536432

> jerking off
> stick fingers up asshole
> feel little 'pellets' of shit up there
> take one out
> sniff it
> it is putrid but oddly erotic
> lick it
> no real taste but texture is clay-like
> get really daring and stick shit pellet in my mouth
> get REALLY daring and let myself swallow it
> feel like absolute worthless inhuman slut
> dick is diamonds
> Cum instantly

> spit out shit
> that wasn't the last time I did this

>>38536852
Aww
Nah, that was a long time ago, it's all just faded memories now
I actually got a stray dog a while back myself, I highly recommend those banquet pot pies
They're a dollar a piece, and they'll turn any scrawny stray into a fatass woofer in a month

>>38536746
definitely one of the most miserable stories ive heard
how could you not afford cheap shitty food at least? you had no rent to pay after all, living in the car.

>>38536902
>I actually got a stray dog a while back myself, I highly recommend those banquet pot pies
>They're a dollar a piece, and they'll turn any scrawny stray into a fatass woofer in a month
Hm, I see. I'll try it though I try to avoid giving them random human food since the vet said that normal stuff like onions or chocolate can sometimes upset their stomach or kill them. I've been thinking about just mixing stuff with the dog food to make it more bearable, though she seems to just eat anything in the plate for now.

>>38536926
I was a stupid ass kid, I blew all my money usually the same day I got paid
So I'd get the money, get a motel room so I could have a shower, buy a clean set of clothes, and the rest went to food
So every other week for the first month, there were a couple really good eating days

>>38536464
greentext this right fucking now

>>38536951
Shit
Well, yeah listen to an actual vet before some schmuck online lol

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>>38536432

low key tortured my dads girlfriends cat, put it through the washing machine and dryer

5 years on I have now taken in 2 cats that were homeless

i've never abused them or considered it and i love them dearly

Stalked my high school crush. Cropped pictures of her. Still on my HDD.

>>38536464
this is gonna need elaboration

>>38537020
I think the pot pie idea is good. I just need to find one without ingredients that are bad for dogs.

>>38537030
yeah dude my moms gf st the time had a dog and i remember bringing it in my room and beating it pretty bad. i was pretty rough with animals when i was younger, maybe because i was going through lots of shit.

now it's the opposite.

Humped my dog
Still hate myself for it wtf was I thinking

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I used to cross dress for a group of older men, daily. I did this for nearly 2 years.

Ex-gf got an abortion.
I can now fap again most of the time, which is nice, but years later when I tried to have sex I was terrified, and couldn't help but think what would happen if she got pregnant, if she broke up with me how much would I ruin her life by coming into it (pun not intended), and etc. It's a year after that attempt, and I haven't changed. I'm not sure if I can.
(LDR, met up the one time, still together, haven't met up since. I know it gets cringier the more you read)

I wanted kids at one point, i thought I still did. She absolutely doesn't. I think about the incompatibility, and then realize why the fuck would I even be able to have a family when I fucked it up the first time.

Anyway. I digress. For all you robots out there who are virgins: your potential is still there. Just because you haven't yet doesn't mean you can't find someone.
I know someone will ree at me, I've been coming here for years before the first gf. Think it was 3 years 4chan, gf, 5 yrs later that happened, 3 years later I'm here, and... holy fuck I've been on 4chan for over a decade.

>>38537154
Redpill me on dog pussy.

Rimmed the family roosters cloaca and got a mouth full of spooge. I was like 13. My sister used to do that kind of shit too, we lived on a farm. Our parents had no idea. She's married and pregnant.

>>38536833
has your health been affected by eating such cheap food?

>>38537030
Was it because you hated your dad's girlfriend, but were too much of a pussy to take your aggression out on the actual source of your anger?

>>38537205
Probably, but I don't go to the doctor enough to know for sure
I don't really give a shit, all that means is a few less years of watching future youtube and eating space beef stew

I bought a love doll recently and have been using it for the past few weeks (jap model, not realdoll). I paid about 7k not including shipping. From a purely physical standpoint, it feels about as good as your average onahole, but with the added bonus of the doll having adjustable joints to change positions.

That being said, this was sort of the nail in the coffin for my hopes of ever getting in a relationship. The money isn't even really an issue since I make decent cash but the post fap regret has been pretty bad.

>>38537203
The only thing I really remember is that there really was no bad taste or texture, and the cum tasted kind of like my own. She used to fuck our dog well into her teens. I grew out of that shit and started to have second thoughts, be she went further and as far as I can tell, never looked back.

currently she has two male great danes

>>38536432
i think the most degenerate thing i have ever done was humped a dog ass when i was 7.i for whatever reason felt *horny* and started humping the dog by instinct.it was harmless and i was 6 and the concept of sex didn't even exist in my mind.funny enough despite me not knowing what sex was,i had the urge to not humping dog in front of my family as if i knew what i was doing was morally corrupt.

It didn't made me realize shit since i was just a kid with no idea of what he was doing.

God you are all fucked....anyway i reached the point of no return when i fapped to chloe salpa pics not knowing he was a man....when i found out i masturbated again and cummed like a madman...guess i am fag now....

>>38537301
>women would rather submit to a smelly dog, or eat out a chickens ass than even go on a date with you

Masturbating to the thought of Jimmy Neutron's mom as a centaur

Also finding nudes on my female roommates laptop and emailing them to myself

I encountered a eally drunk girl and took her home in hopes of something happening. Her roommates were home though and I got glared out of the apartment.
So basically I'm a rapist that was deterred by witnesses.

>>38536432
i put a banana up my ass while masturbating. gave me a hemorrhoid for like a week :(

>>38537348
Is there any r34 of mrs neutron?

>>38536432
Wrote lesbian pony porn fanfiction

>>38537362
Yeah bananas were a bit too much for me as well. I don't stick anything up my ass anymore, but large carrots seemed to provide a comfortable fit, while not being too small to be fun.

I printed some photos of a girl and made a cum tribute

>>38537384
You originally original casual. Can I have a link?

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fapped while smelling sister's sandals

>>38536473
>concrete girl

please elaborate, I guess this makes me an honorary newfag

>>38537441
i was 7 and till this day i regret that my ignorance caused such degeneracy.why in the flying fuck would i encourage this sort of behavior?

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Gay bathhouses.
I shall say no more.

>>38537002
>>38537094
Ok.

>browsing Craigslist casual encounters
>see ad for an orgy at a local porno theater
>ok, let's do it
>go around 10, pay $15 cover
>it's packed, couple dozen people here at least
>mostly older, 40+
>couple of gangbangs, lots of gay dudes blowing each other
>see a QT with a crowd around her
>she's getting backdoored while blowing a guy and jerking dudes off with both hands
>she's the only one about my age
>decide to give her a little treat
>pull up her skirt and go to finger her pussy
>instead find a pretty little uncut pink cock poking out at me

Hand to god, I thought it was a girl. Partly because it was in a dimly lit theater but most because...she ain't half bad looking. Actually, really cute. Anyway...

>ok, fuck it
>spit on my palm, start working that lil pink head
>whisper dirty talk in her ear
>one in her ass, one in her mouth, getting stroked off...she's in heaven
>didn't make her cum, but watched as she took on at least 6 dudes
>she's gives me a big smile at the end, starts to undo my pants but I've hit my Homo limit for the night
>double team a guys wife with him later on in the evening

And that's my story.

>>38537474
Maybe that was just your canine mating instincts manifesting themselves because you're a wolf therian that has yet to awaken?

Sucked a dick and got fucked as a straight man.

>>38537496
You maintained your straight status because it was a trap right?! Traps aren't gay right?! Guys?!

>>38537193
shame + failure + blue balls + embarassment + horror-at-what-you've-attempted = dogfucking

>>38536432
Got fucked and dominated by a trans who was way bigger than me. Really enjoyed it.
There's no going back. I don't get fucked anymore because of AIDS, and I ask my gf to fuck me with a strapon, but it's not the same. I'll die knowing that real dick is amazing, no matter how many women I fuck.

>>38537650
what's it like with your gf? I can't imagine it feeling pleasurable?

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>>38537496
Did you enjoy it? I want to experience it some day. I'm always having sexual fantasies about getting fucked and being treated like a slut by a older man while wearing girl clothes and whining like a girl. However i consider myself straight and i hate LGBT groups along woth gay people so I'm being a bit contradictory...

>>38537660
You haven't been fucked, I suppose.
I can't really explain it, but it feels really fucking nice. I don't cum, but it exhausts me a lot. Maybe I've even made the ahegao face, but I wouldn't know because I was too busy feeling pleasure.
If you like being normal don't do this.

>>38537483
What was she wearing when this was happening? What did she look like?

>>38537696
I haven't, how can it be nice if you don't cum? you don't orgasm?

got addicted to scat porn. there are so many hot girls doing it, none of that brazil shit. im actually thinking of going to a beautiful domme who would shit on me. god help

>>38537832
I don't know. Logically, it has to be stimulation of nerves. All I know is that it feels good. And no, I don't orgasm. That's another nice part of it: I don't have to constantly regulate how aroused I am in order to stay hard or last enough; instead I just let my butt be fucked. We could be going at it until I'm physically tired.

>>38537784
She was about 5'7. Shoulder length blonde hair. Not a wig either. I should know since for a while I had her by the hair and was aggressively forcing her head down on this Mexican guys cock.
She was real skinny. Thigh high skirt and black spaghetti strap top. Nice hips and bubble butt too.

>>38537473
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta
there's also the doujin but I don't wanna go read that at least not for a whole

>>38536444
Okay Punpun.

>>38537483
Man, parties sure do sound weird anon

Not particularly degenerate, but I've masturbated to the rape scene from Irreversible several times and I hate myself more and more every time

>>38536432
Doing drugs in the woods, right in the area where gay men go to have sex at night. There were condoms everywhere

>me 7 years old
>found a porn magazine at home
>discovered anal sex
>persuaded a friend to do anal sex
>had first anal experience at the age of 7
>never had sex since then

>>38536432
Got raging boners to dead girls in Just Cause 3

Now I'm full necro.

I stole a meme once.

I stuck something up my ass.

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>>38537281
Thats a fucking boundary to cross, jesus. Can't imagine the shame

Long story short got a girl pregnant and I bailed.

I'm not black.

The guilt is horrible.

Little bit of incest.

>>38536746
Shit anon, how's your life now?

i piss in my bathroom sink rather than the toilet, i dont know how this started but its been going on for years. i retardedly still flush to toilet afterwards so the people in the house hear it and don't get suspicious

>>38537030
> 5 years on
how old were you when you did this? and are you a sociopath? i hope you treat every single cat you meet in your life like royalty now

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>>38536432
I fucked a trap

>>38536583
You spoonfeeding fucker

>>38536500

Anon.. that's not losing your virginity.

When i realized i have loli futanari fetish

>>38536466
That's pretty hot anon, elaborate

>>38536746
rickety cricket?

>>38536790
im gonna need a link

>stayed up all night doing cocaine and blowing multiple guys
end me

>>38537203
Should have fucked her

Coment is origi

fapped to a YouTube video of a prepubecent girl doing gymnastics with yoga pants.

not my fault. parents should not let kids access Internet

>>38541789
I'm pretty close to doing that too. How does boipussy feel?

>>38537483
>Jerking them off isn't gay.
>Letting them blow is gay.
You fucking idiot.

Slept in the basement of a chapel for two weeks.

>>38536746
Easily the most fuckin straight weird story I've heard since the dad rape boat one. Anyone got a screencap of that?


How old are you now anon?

somewhere between selling myselfe to older men and paying a hocker to rub my dick on her legs and feet while high on coke.

>>38537483
>she

And that's your story of being a mentally ill retard as usual.