>only 12 (TWELVE) years away from Wizard status it's

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>>38535328
>virginity loss due in 9 years
>haven't even kissed a girl yet

>>38535379
>Homeschooled in very religous family
>Not allowed to go to public school so very socially awkward
>Still have some bros from the local school that i hang out with
>Thought I was a failure for never having a gf or female friends
>Bro friends made fun of me too
>Start smoking weed with friends
>Get kicked out by religious parents
>Move into a house with some people that I worked with at my part time job
>Meet girl online
>Lose virginity at age 18

I'm 22 now but i'm still pretty autistic, have had 3 gfs and have fugged 10 women

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>>38535379
>virginity loss due monday
>haven't even started yet
my mom is gonna kill me

>>38535328
How old do you have to be to be a wizard?

>>38535328
>tfw 3 years away
its over

Only one year away for me. I'm looking forward to terrorizing normalfags with elemental magic.

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Don't be sad, anon. The hat and fire conjuring are pretty neat.

>>38535735

wizardom is bestowed upon the age of thirty years virginity. bonus powers for kissless and handholdless.

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>>38535328


Not exactly, 4 years for me, and I have had many co workers who had their apprentice mage powers taken at the age of 23-25

Just have sex damn it

>>38535328
Just go on tinder if you want a hole and not a relationship

>>38535328
>9 years & 2 months away from wizardhood
>made it through my entire teenage years and beyond all alone

>>38536151
I can't.

>>38536240
This only works if you're attractive.

>>38537102
Hire a prostitute if you're that socially retarded.