>mom makes me go to therapist >starts by asking me dumb

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>mom makes me go to therapist
>starts by asking me dumb questions about myself
>later, she shows me a computer and tells me to feel free to do whatever
>"your mom says you're on internet forums a lot, so I thought it would be best to-"
>immediately start shitposting on 4chan
>make a few posts
>"So, I see you called that person a 'normie'? Can you tell me what that means?"
>refuse to acknowledge her, busy concentrating on shitposting
>"Do you feel like you're not normal, Anon?"
>tell her to shut her fat stupid face I'm trying to get (You)s
>finally get one minute of peace and quiet
>join roastie h8 thread and in a sudden burst of creativity start writing a masterpiece of misogynistic prose
>almost done until she says "Okay, Anon. I don't think this is a good idea. Let's stop using the computer."
>tries to take the mouse and keyboard but my REEEEEEE scares her off
>about to hit post until the computer shuts off
>stunned, takes me a sec to realize my masterpiece never will see light
>therapist has power cord in her hands and tells me to take a seat in her stupid therapist couch
>get as angry as I've ever been in my life and throw her across the room
>lazy bitch won't get up, guess she decided to take a nap instead of trying to overpower me
>can't log onto computer, but no worries I can still shitpost on my Nintendo 3DS
>mom picks me up and asks how my first session went
>say it was great and the therapist said I made a lot of progress
>mfw she says she's proud of me and gets me McDonalds for supper