>Put soap in the dishwasher
>Turn it on
>It finishes
>Dishes are clean
>Soap has vanished
Atheists cannot explain this
One time I accidentally put dish soap instead of dishwasher detergent in the dishwasher and came back to find my kitchen floor covered a foot deep in suds.
>>38531057
That was God punishing you for touching yourself
>>38530976
>put soap in the dishwasher
>she screams at me to stop
wtf
>>38531057
I have also done this when I was a dumb kid, I remember thinking "what's the difference, it's soap"
>>38530976
>op gets pegged
>Faps to trap cock
>Thinks he's straight
Op cannot explain why he's straight