I'm done I'm tired of holding out, tomorrow I'm

Godspeed, John Glenn.

u can do better for less desu

>>38528643
Where? Original as fuck

>>38528607
give her pussy hell

>>38528643
>>38528683
Don;t worry about that shit just do it. Don't take advice on hookers from /r9k/, are you silly?
You have a plan, stick to the plan.

>>38528607
I wish I were you, what's her name OP?

>>38528607
How did you organize this?

>>38528643

Why would he need to spend less?

How broke are you faggots?

>>38528683
Antonella Club, dumbass. A Mexican stripper selling pussy for $60, I'd bet she's in Tijuana.

>>38528948
EXACTLY.

If he has his mind mad up, he has the confidence and he has the FUNDS then that's three for three. Go. 4. IT (but stephen king)

>>38528607
Wew laddy
Just fuck a reasonably handsome dude, you'd actually have far less of a chance of contracting an STD

>>38528986
But then he might contract the gay.

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I visit this one once a month, makes me feel human she is really cool hugs and gives quite a gf exp.

>>38528953
I live on a border town with Mexico that not Tijuana

>>38529049
No shame there. If you have them money get the cunny.

bring your own condom, anon. they are almost certainly riddled with disease at that price point.

Guys I'm trying like hell to find a decent prostitute for 150$ max
>backpage
All the ads look fake af and the ones that seem semi legit are all outs and I don't have a crib of my own. Not trying to pay extra for hotel

Fuckinghelpeepleelelep

How about you fucking losers just go out and pick up a chick to fuck for free at a bar.

>>38528607

She looks kinda old and used up. Make sure you have one hell of a condom.

>>38529145
Get out, normie. This is none of your concern.

>>38529110
Also 20yr beta...that's important details

>>38529110
>Guys I'm trying like hell to find a decent prostitute for 150$ max
Craigslist

>>38528641
>>38529186
I honestly thought these two posts would get muted. I'm very surprised and genuinely honoured I'm the first fucking idiot to write these vile words on this horrible website.

>>38529190
Bro I've seen some fuckin mutant fucking motherfuckers manage to pick up some average chicks. 0 excuses

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>>38529224
>Bro
Out. Now. Fucking normalfag. You don't understand that most of us can't work up the courage to speak to anyone, much less a woman at a bar. Just get out. You don't belong here. There are many other boards on this website that suite you, but this is not one of them.

>>38529224
I can totally pick up AVERAGE looking women if I tried 100%, but rn I'm not in the right mindset and just want to bust a nut on some whore
>>38529214
Don't wanna get killed.. any tips? What do I search?

>>38529264
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/i/personals?category=cas check this out. Replace washintondc with wherever you live.

>>38529261
I'm just poppin in from /soc/ to remind you betas that even busted looking motherfuckers can pick up a half decent chick if they tried. The problem with you fucks is that you give up before you even try and then you go and complain about never being able to get chicks. It gets old

>>38529261
Why don't you just stop being a fag and try talking to girls?

>>38529145
Well, how do you keep a girl interested then? And how do you even get her interested in the first place? Also, how do you know when she is interested in having sex with you?

Then how do you approach a girl at a bar without looking like a total creep? Seriously what the fuck am i supposed to say? "Hey, uh.. do you come here often"?

>>38529320
If you don't like it, stick to /soc/. It's really that simple. This is the way the board has always worked, and the way it will continue to work. It's not as simple as you think because you have never suffered from social anxiety.

>>38529344
Why don't you stop trying to force a square peg into a round hole. You're not welcome.

>>38529369
>NOOOOO ANON YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND
>I'M DIFFERENT!
>How are you different?
>?????

>>38529348
>How do you keep a girl interested?
Find one that has similar interests so you have things to talk about
>how do you even get her interested in the first place?
You take a shower and comb your damn hair and smile
>how do you know she's interested in sex
You won't until you make a move most of the time
>how do you approach a girl without looking like a creep?
Not that hard walk up and say hi my names anon can I buy you a drink

Op here by all means I don't think myself to be a robot, I just feel emotionally distant from everyone, this has taken its toll I have two girlfriends now but im Still a virgin

>>38529320
This. I'm no Chad, but there is some chick out there who is on your level. Stop being a pussi and just start talking to females you like. It's that simple.

Not sure I can endorse paying an escort for her body. That shit can be dangerous. Best case senerio you get pinched by TJ cops and they extort you for money.