> For too long you've taken from this world and given

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>>38528546
>Y-Yamerooo!

is this a jojo reference?

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>unsheathes Jutte
>catches Nodachi

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>>38528546
>unsheathes blade partialy
>i'll try to finish you quickly kid
>whisper to self
>forgive me master
>i'll have to go all out... just this once...

>stops time with star platinum
heh.. not bad kid...
you almost made me use 10% of my power..
heh....
>kills you in a single hit

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C-can I pick a champion?
> webm related.

>>38528546
>tfw no samurai loli daughteru

*I look down so that the brim of my fedora covers my eyes. My hands are in the pockets of my leather trench coat. A short gust of wind causes my collar and the lower half of my coat to billow briefly. There's a cigar in my mouth whence a plume of smoke rises.*
>I don't hit women.
*I look up suddenly with a bestial fierceness in my eyes and a smirk on my lips, the cigar clenched betwixt my teeth. I teleport behind her.*
>But for you I'll make an exception.
*She turns, startled, but I sweep her legs out with a roundhouse kick. I start running in circles around her, rapidly increasing my speed until I'm but a blur. Finally, the blur splits into eight distinct afterimages. Each one faces her and folds its arms. She looks up and around her desperately, realising that she's completely outclassed.*
>Looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson, brat... You can call me Maikeru-sensei.

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>>38529062
> b-but that's where I go for number 2!

>>38528760
>>i'll have to go all out... just this once...

literally my favorite shonen plot device

>>38528546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
*sheath my sword*
>"W-When did he..!?"
*gi get torn to shreds, leaving behind a bikini made of tattered gi*
*walk away while waving with my eyes closed*

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>hehe, nice try you little shit, I'll continue to do whatever I want and live decadent.
Now it's your turn to die.

>HYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH

"Extend my hand"
Pshhh...
"Start chanting my strongest spell
Nothing personnel...
"Spell is casted, her panties are in my extended hand now"
Kid!

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*wags tail menacingly*
WOOF

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>>38528546
Anon:......if I die here today...I die here today! Show me what you got
*anon teleports toward her*
Fate Itself:
>here he comes....
*Fate Itself draws her Nodachi*

>>38528546
>*Throws her into the sky*
>*My sword splits into 8 different swords*

OMUHNI SLASHUUUUU
>*Flying around slashing once with each sword*
Being! Yeah! Booking! Yeeeeeeh! Hyatt! Hyyyyooo! Hah! Hooooooo!

>She says: I will never be a memory.

>>38529122
Tremendous reply, dumb anime girl

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>>38528760

mommy i hurt me again

>>38528546
>I unsheath one of my swords
>"You know not my pain."
>We clash at the speed of light
>Eventually I kick her away
"It seems I must tap into my vast reserves of energy."
>She yells "NANI?!" in a combination of surprise and fear
>She watches in horror as I unsheath my second demon sword and dash at her
>Ten thin lines on energy appear holding her in place.
"My sincerest...apologies" I mutter as a single tear falls from my left eye.
>I teleport toward her and shout "DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS!"
>The screen goes black and multiple blows are heard.
>She screams "YAMATE!" as her soul is torn asunder
>The screen fades back to color and pans up to see me walking away.
>"Time to find the faggot who made me do this"
>As I walk away https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yxkyElx0pXI begins to play

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>>38528546
I use a gun

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>>38530287
I fucking love these threads

stay classy fuckers

*forms a ninja sign with forefingers and disappears in a whirl of smoke, leaving behind a single sparrow feather*

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>>38528546
Blow it out your ass you little cunt

>>38528546
>easily disarm her
>rip off her pants and panties, but leave her jacket on, but without the belt it exposes her budding blossomlike nipples
>"W-wait, what are you doing?"
>I pull her tight, one hand on her asscheek, the other firmly around her petite waist
>her body feels warm pressed up against mine, her skin smoother than marble and pink like roses from the blushing emberasment
>We kiss, her lips like silk, wet and willing, but yet confused and inexperienced
>I lay her down on the ground, running my hands through her hair
>I kiss her neck, she giggles
>"Haha! That tickles"
>Her childlike laughter soon turns from sharp exclamations, to softer, drawn out moans
>I slowly make my way down her troath to her nipples
>I envelop one of them with my lips, gently playing with it with the tip of my tongue
>her moans deepens, she instinctively thrusts her hips upwards towards my body
>I feel the warmth of her vulva on my thigh as it brushes past, her silky, completely smooth slit radiating from her lust
>I slide my fingers between her thighs, running them across her pussy, beads of her virgin juices clinging to my fingers
>she lets out a sharp gasp
>as I move my hand down across it again, I slip in my middle finger
>her insides like velvet, almost scolding, and so tight it almost hurts
>I begin fingering her slowly, gently sliding my finger in and out of her hole
>her chest pushes into my face as she breathes deeply
>I look up from her chest and into her eyes, her mouth is wide open with her eyes closed, focusing on taking in every part of pleasure
>her pussy is overflowing at this point, juices running down my finger and forming a small puddle in my palm
>I go faster and faster
>her breath quickens
>her face contorts into a sort of stressed and anxious look, her eyes shooting open
>"What? Whats happening Anon!? It feels so weird!"
>suddenly her body tenses and she lets out a yawp, her legs kicking out, as her cunt tightens around my finger
>"AAH! PAPI!"

>>38530694
>picks up the sparrow feather
>rolls it up in a sick blunt
>rip that shit
YOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>38530739
I hope for your own sake
This is a copypasta anon

>>38530739
Okay now I'm going to kill you instead of her

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>>38528760
> just
> this
> ONE-CE!!!

>>38530739
moar porfavoar

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>>38530739
dsf;kj

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>>38530739
*sheathes katana*
*walks toward you while you're doing your...activity*
*puts hand on shoulder*
>"AYO HOL UP"