>mom isn't home
>have to make my own dinner
>tried to make instant mash potatoes snce I have 2 packs and it's good
>wasted the first pack becuase I fucked up
>I added the powder and water together and it just turned into a hard lump
>2nd pack I added too much water and turned into a soup
>the powder wont break up either so it's not going fluffy
>I add corn starch to thicken it but it doesn't work
>add regular flour and it kinda thickens up but now it's full of lumps
>so hungry and I really want mashed potatoes so I don't care
>remember that I have a can of baked beans
>maybe if I add some baked beans into this soup it will get better
>open can and attempt to pour out some of the tomato juice
>manage to pour almost the entire can of beans into the sink
>start cleaning it up
>smash is still on the stove and it starts to burn
>rush over, add the remaining beans and scrape away the mash that's burnt to the bottom
>let it heat for a while before I pour it all in a big bowl
>it looks so fucknig disgusting
>it's pink, has chunks of burnt mash, flour and corn starch in it
>It honestly just tasted like mash powder and flour with a hint of beans
>can feel the uncooked potato powder and all the chunks while I eat
>I have to eat it since I don't have any other food at the moment
I'm not even /fat/
>>38527144
how does one person fuck up insta mash tatos this bad
you can survive a few days without food easily, you don't need to eat
>>38527144
Just follow the fucking directions, you piece of shit
>>38527144
You should have made some fried eggs or something
>>38527144
What the fuck man, can't you just order takeout or something?
>>38527383
Closest city is 3 hour drive away
I really wish there was a McDonalds or something here
OP here
>I just tried to make a microwave meal
>I left it in for too long and it started to catch on fire
I'm going to kill myself soon
>>38527440
>OP here
>1 more poster in thread
seems legit