Wow guys! The advice really works! >be me 4/10 >Went t

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Wow guys! The advice really works!
>be me 4/10
>Went to store to get some food
>see cute girl in aisle next to food
>think up a game plan
>halfway through my plan i realize
>"wait! All i have to do is be myself!"
>so i walk up to her and say
>"hey, i just saw you and wanted to say hi. My name's anon"
>she says "awww you're so sweet"
>she says "wanna eat sometime?"
> i say "yeah sure, let me give you my number"
>i give it to her and she says "i'll call you." And winks
>a week later, i get a call
>it's her!
>we talk for a few hours and eventually make plans
>we decide to go to a pizza place
>i get there and she's waiting for me at a table
>we talk and talk and eventually the date is over
>we're outside the pizza shop, saying our last goodbyes.
>she says "wow anon. You really gave me a fun night without needing any sex, drugs, or alchohol"
>i say "aww thanks."
>then she kisses me
>ON THE LIPS!
Then i woke up!

I'm thinking of trying this irl. It worked once. Shouldn't it work again?
>pic unrelated