>be 9 >have alot of cousins >female cousin comes over

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>be 9
>have alot of cousins
>female cousin comes over
>cousin stays all day
>decide to go outside with her
>she makes some cringy musical.ly's before we spotted some cars with supposedly goth young adults
>forgot to mention cousin is 10
>cousin tells me to do the weirdest thing in my life
>cousin twerks at random cars
>fucking staring in disbelief
>cousin starts doing the most pathetic thing ever
>she screams at random cars saying "pedophile"
>doing it for a while now
>30 mins probably passed
>one specific car came
>cousin asked if the person was a pedophile
>car starts stopping
>ascended
>runs as fast as sonic the hedgehog up little mountain to house
>run through door with cousin
>peek from the door
>dude in car backing up
>went in opposite direction
>wave of relief

still my proudest moments with my cousin