>In the throat ward off the hospital >no voice, nurses

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>In the throat ward off the hospital
>no voice, nurses have to decipher a combination of my mongoloid sign language punctuated with hooting
>Had a full on spaz attack and used the last of my words on an angry phone call to assert dominance
>Britbong so free cuppas and egg sarnies all day
>Codamol on tap
>Nurses keep telling me to stop drinking straight from the water jug
>fuck that, I know they put a small amount of penis shrinking serum in the cup
>Can hear the distant sounds of children being tortured by the Doc, they have some quality "stab you in the throat with shit anaesthetic" stuff going on here
>Comfy as fuck lads, I've stayed in hotels worse than this

Currently listening to the audiobook of James Clavell's "Shogun". Highly recommend it buoys.