Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're

>a girl will never show you her breasts
Why live?

>>38521172
Don't worry, you'll stop caring eventually.

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You gave me a boner anon

>Honk these honkin' honkers
Always gets me.

No matter how many times, the boner still comes.

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>>38521172
You can always hope anon, atleast that's what I'm doing. Maybe one day, maybe..

>>38521517
Reminder that by this point any girl that shows you her tits has already had countless amounts of chad cum on them

>>38521560
You're probably right, but beggars can't be choosers anon.

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>>38521560
Why must you remind me, anon?

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>>38520106
>Honk these honkin' honkers
hnnnnnnnnng

>>38521172
Hookers can fix this. Hookers can fix anything. They are far better than normie girls

Post the superior Aussi version

>>38521172
>tfw older cousin flashed me when i was 12
>her and her friends ran out of the room laughing
>turns out i'm not actually blood related to her to begin with

did i make it lads?

>>38520106

Fucking love that picture, gotta look up the artist.

Is gelbooru fucked? Pages are just blank.

>>38521833
This is why hookers cost money. They are better than ordinary girls. Ordinary girls can't compete with hookers and that's why they have to give their services away for free.

>>38521620
You could choose to stop following the roastie

>>38520106
What is this disgusting 3D shit?

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Oi? You've never seen a pair o tits before? And you're HOW old?! Fuckin ay! Ahahahah! W-Well cunt, we'd better fix that right up then! Just turn off yer blinkers for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHAHA! You look like a roo caught in 'headlights! CRIKEY, mate! Th-Th-They're just a pair o' knockers, ya know! Do they really turn ya on THAT much?! G-Get yer binoculars on this, then! See how they jump around like a kangaroo! Jiggle jiggle! I- bet you want to cop a feel of them too, don't you, Mr. Fuckin Dirty Mate?! G-Go right ahead! Bash these bush babies as much as you want! Take your bloody time! Bloody heck , wrap your chompers 'round em too! I know you wanna, cunt~! Just fucking watch yourself; my tits are sticking right out now ! C-Can't imagine whyyy... ~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my cunt too! You dirty fucker! W-W-Well, the trains already left the station! Might as well! I'm not wearing knickers anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that bloody boner in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a sad cunt, mate! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of yer mum! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! FUCKING STREUTH, it's so fucking drentched! Fuckin flood season already! Look what you fuckin did, you shitcunt! Y-You sure know how to make a sheila all how and bothered! Oh, my! CRIKEY! You'd better cop the fucking blame for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to slide a fuckin snake up in on in there!
And I'm leaking like an outdoor dunny! You'd best shove in your sausage RIGHT NOW M8!!!

>>38522711
AHAHAHAHA LMAO

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>>38522535

FUCKING ANSWER


lkdjfgldkfgd

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>>38520106
keep dreaming you fucking loser. maybe one day you'll be able to buy a doll and role play this scenerio in your empty house with your piss jugs and soul crushing depression. weebs are a fucking joke

>>38522812
Yes it's fucked for me as well.

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>>38520106
I swear to God this copypasta makes me diamond hard every time I see it

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>>38522711
Aussie-fication makes any pasta better

>>38522593
There's no free girl, hooker or not. Difference is that with hooker you're making a clear business contract for a defined service whereas with taking a girl out and shit is like preordering video games.

>>38522812
>>38522848
works fine for me.
also:
>using gelbooru in our current year

>>38523876
What is wrong with gelbooru and what else shall I use? Enlighten a porn pleb.

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>>38520106
>tfw no lewd autist gf

>>38523934
any other site really. gelbooru's erased half its shit and 50% of whats left is behind a paywall whereas shit like sankaku or even e621 have all the shit you're missing out on.

>>38523963
>50% of whats left is behind a paywall
I think you're confusing gelbooru and danbooru, which deletes most non japanese artists and locks loli behind a paywall. Gelbooru literally just rips danbooru and a few other sites. Also anything is better than sankaku

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>>38523963
discovered sankakucomplex last week. it even has an app for both iphone and android

>>38524018
they have certain artists and most loli behind a membership wall as well. i can't say i've noticed shit like that at sankaku but it was just an example.
honest between exhentai, paheal, sankaku, e621, and nhentai you have all of it though as far as i know there's no one place that has it all.

>>38524056
>they have certain artists and most loli behind a membership wall as well
No that's danbooru, nothing on gelbooru is behind a wall

>>38524039
yep. no annoying blurry screen requiring a full wipe of the internet app info on the app either.

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>>38524018
>paywall
What? Where?

>>38522812
It's your adblocker gelbooru are masters of getting around them or breaking the site til you disable it

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make anime real RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>38524080
Danbooru requires you to have a gold account to see loli

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Sorry annon, I don't sit with whores like that.

>>38524073
could have sworn it was both but maybe i just confused them or something. i swear they had that issues with the french government that fucked their shit up almost like paheal with america.

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BING BING WAHOO
DINGALINGADINGDING

>>38523657
What was the source on this, I remember finding it and the real version on ex a while back but forgot to save it

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>>38521172
>tfw I was at the beach with female "friend" and a tit came out of her bikini after swimming and I didn't know if it was correct to point out that a tit came out of her bikini which could imply that I was looking at her tits or to not point out anything at all and she would continue to show her tit after a lot of time and could be perceived as uncaring. (luckily one of her friends told that a tit came out of her bikini).

So did I succeed?

When I was 13 years old I shared a bed with my 19 year old cousin and massaged her breasts and played with her nipples while she "slept". I groped her entire body and even fucked her thighs. I am 100% sure she was well aware of it. I would grope her on multiple occasions in the future. We were pretty close and she never brought it up. God I get so hard thinking about it 7 years later.

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>>38521172
My cousin had a really shitty home situation and so my parents practically raised her. She was a decent bit older than me and in cheer leading, since my mom was the only one that cared about her she used to take her on all the trips for it, and being so young I would always get dragged along. So I used to get to see breasts all the time since I was so young and the girls didn't really care and would change in front of me like they would each other, some of them would even lightly tease me and tell me how I was going to be super popular with girls when I got older. Now that I'm older I feel ripped off, I'm still a khv and I've already got to see girls naked in person but no I'll never be able to touch one.

>>38524617
Atleast you got to se vagina and tits. Lucky bastard.

>>38521198
this man speaks truth like no other

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>there are actually people who don't cringe too hard at this pasta to be aroused by it
wew lads

>>38520106
Does anyone have the austrlian version

>>38525051

Read the thread

klsdhjfgkls

>>38524204
Kek my fucking sides

Where the hell are all these variations coming from? I'm not seeing them on this board

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>tfw no gf anymore

>>38524204
>Oh, my!
>not "Mama Mia!"
2/10

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>>38520106
are you cursed to post this thread twice a year or you'll die?

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>>38521172
>tfw felt breasts but never seen breasts

someone post the vocaroo. I know one if you suck fucks have it

>>38525850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AIc9WlqyGz

>>38525774
Please post the story.

>>38525850
i second this
pls
i'm so lonely

>>38526200
Well it's not really much of a story other than I made out with a busty girl and got to feel her tiddies underneath her shirt. Got to play with her nipples too which was pretty damn good. Never got to see those puppies though.

Also got to touch some smaller tiddies once too. They also had some merit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ILyjyGRA7o

>>38521620
This. Cum washes off. Let's not pretend we haven't came on our own face before. We're all roastie whores in our own right.