I'm 28 years old. I've never had a gf. I've never

>>38519937
>I'm 28 years old. I've never had a gf. I've never tried. I'm a virgin. It is too late for me. I have problems. I'm not good enough. I'm worthless. I have failed.
You're not alone my man. I'm in the same boat but despite my non-existent social life, I managed to finish med school. Just focus on something else besides your virginity and social awkwardness and you could be successful in that.

get a hair cut and some DO and you can get your very own ugly ass barfly

>>38519937
If you wait 2 more years you get your wizard powers, dont worry friend... you can do it

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I don't even know what "trying to get a girlfriend" even entails. I don't know how people operate.

Killing yourself won't solve your problems, because the afterlife exists and problems become magnified there. Suicide is only a good idea if you're excessively suffering due to physical illness.

Just fucking sort your shit out while you're here. Imagine all the infinite parallel worlds where you consider yourself slightly less a piece of shit because you just looked your delusions straight in the eye and said fuck it with a small explosions of anger-filled energy and did whatever you need to fucking do. Imagine yourself where you are now, with all the parallel worlds (which actually do exist according to quantum mechanics) onion-layered over yours, where you're practically everywhere in your room at once, and find the one that says "no more" to your bullshit ways and become it.

Why does everyone always ignore the obvious solution? Prostitutes.

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>>38520065
And why do people always bring this up? The problem isn't another person hasn't made you cum, the problem is you feel unwanted. Having to pay for an emotionless fuck session would just make you feel worse. At least it would make me feel worse.

>>38520146
It's not an emotionless fuck session, dummy. Get a high class escort for the night, tell her you're a virgin, and she'll make it a night to remember.

>>38519937
Just start with the (not too) ugly girls, and work your way up. I tell you this, a pussy is a pussy, doesn't matter if girl is 1/10 or 10/10

You should kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNUtUPEwBto&t=21s

If you cant find a gf maybe you should start a relationship with mom.

>>38520247
Gumdrops and rainbows, too, pal.

Its called Thailand anon. Get the girlfriend experience on top of a nice vacation

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>>38519937
i firmly believe you'll get through it anon, don't ask why, i just do

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>>38519937
>tfw you never held someone that close

which would feel better a warm body or a slightly colder than you body?

>>38520247
I don't care how high class and how good an actor she is, it's still all smoke and mirrors and a charade. It's not real. She doesn't really want you.

I know OP. I feel the same way. Some of us are better off dead.

>>38520049
>because the afterlife exists
citation needed, normie

So virgin at some arbitrary age means you failed at life?
Why do you put sex as the only meaningful achievement there is?

I'm in the same boat bro, turning 28 in a month. Sure it's an aspect I wish id fullfil in my life, but I get over it.
Keep moving forward, focus on improving yourself ; your body, communication skills, interests, skills, etc.

>>38520461
>So virgin at some arbitrary age means you failed at life?

Yes because it means that something went wrong and you are a social retard unable to procreate

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>>38519937
This will be me in about seven years.

>>38519977
people like you, achieving their fucking goals while living a fucking empty life devoid of anyone they can reach out to, who demonstrate that yes even social fuckups who end up without a single person as a friend in this world, can at least achieve, are one of the few remaining sources of hope in this world for me

thank you anon

>>38520580
You're welcome. I forgot to mention I don't have any family either, besides my mother.

>>38520580
yeah keep improving yourself so you can a better unit and benefit the society who hated you throughout your life

maybe in your 40s you will get some used up cunt to touch you!

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>tfw 27 year old
>feeling okay
>go to the supermarket
>see some 6/10 guy, with a 4/10 chick (small, fat, but cute face)
>come home and feel like crying

>>38520628
Yeah better be a useless bitch in some dark basement, making >tfw no gf threads every day, right?

>>38520415
Neither does any other girl, gf or not.

>>38520049
>implying
It's either sweet nothingness or reincarnation.

>>38520666
the fact that you can only think in extremes is why you fail

>>38520628
mcfucking kill yourself

I've had two male relatives sign their fucking life or money away for used up cunts going after their money, you fucking watch out yourself you don't end up more pathetic than you already are with your wallets and fucking dick controlled by some harpy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsx_0y5SA1o
>tfw

>>38520049
How could different universes exist if at any time you could live the life that would be in one of those universes? The (((parallel universes))) are just an abstraction, or more so, a metaphor for all the possibilities that exist at one time. There are defined limits to what each person can accomplish and most are predetermined.

A literal retard cannot "carpe diem" because they are predetermined to be retarded and inhibited in some way. This applies to all people. How you die is already set in stone, it's just a matter of you finding out how it happens.

the fucking problem with you retards is that you romanticized women and relationships and want to ignore the ugly realty how primitive the act of sex really is

women are giving it up left and right for the dumbest things losing their cherries to the dumbest fucks out there so stop putting all of it on a pedestal

>>38520461
>So virgin at some arbitrary age means you failed at life?
>Why do you put sex as the only meaningful achievement there is?
Because it implies a gf.

>>38519937
Don't kill yourself anon, sex is overrated and awkward.

>>38520819
I've realised this is my problem. I romanticized everything; every aspect of life, I always expected too much, from myself and from the situations. As things turned out far from the ideal, I started to become more and more realistic with my expectations. Nowadays, everything is so boring and without an attractive reward that I just sit around and pretend things might get "better" on their own

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>>38520580
What's the point though?
I got good grades this semester, but I can't feel happy about it. I was so depressed I could barely study and when I got better grades than all the normies who studied their ass off, I just felt worse because it was undeserved.

So I finish my degree, get a well paying job and what then? It's too late to start over and you'll have even less opportunities to find friends or romance.
I guess you can be suggardaddy to some naive 18 year old, but that won't make up for lack of teenage/college romance. What do I have to look forward to?

>>38520669
Why would a grill be your gf if she didn't want you, genius?

>>38519937
The good thing OP, is that 30 is the age when the hot women stop riding the cock carousel and are finally ready to settle for a beta like yourself. As long as you have enough money, you'll be married to a qt woman within the next 7 years.

Honestly tho, just visit a prostitute. So far, my experiences with prostiutes have been way better than sex with regular girls. Hookers know how to fuck ;)

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>>38520972
>women in heavy decline, that had dozens sexual partners suddenly want my virgin ass
And why would I want them?

>>38521038

you made this post. You're obviously desperate.

If you had any self respect at all, you'd actually go out there, man up, and try to get a woman of your own. But instead, you complain and vent on a Korean Lolita doll forum.

>>38521085
>you made this post
I'm not OP tho.
I'm this guy
>>38520636
>>38520675
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>>38520844
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>>38519937
it's just a meme friend, just enjoy life and forget about such a trivial quest.

>>38520636
Iktf. It's fucking awful.

>>38520819
>want to ignore the ugly realty how primitive the act of sex really is
it's not just about the sex you dumb fucking normie.

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>>38519937
i lost my virginity at 30, a couple of months into my wizardry to a qt 3.14 almost half my age.
i went in her bare back and came in her gorgeous cunny with the power of thousand suns
been having regular sex ever since.

the first step is always the most difficult but everything is easy after that.

you can do itanon

>>38521487
Anon that is illegal

>>38521557
In the US, yes.

>>38521487
HOW

>>38521557
Fuck off Norman.

>>38520953
Because she wants your money or social status or dick. Not you as a person.

>>38521802
>spouting memes
We're trying to have a serious discussion here

>>38520972
It doesn't work that way, retard. Women will continue to be women at 30 and beyond. They will not settle for a loser. They will settle for Chad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1RtVlx31bs
25 years later

>>38520461
If you can't even get in contact with the opposite sex your communication skills are shit and you are a failure. The closest thing that comes to being a purpose for life is procreation, finding a woman and having children with her and raising those children. If you can't even kiss a woman you are most definitely a failure, no memes.

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>>38519937

unironic answer

you schizo bro?
get help
not even kidding , go see a doctor and get on some meds, maybe they'll make you feel better
personally i don't think shit like zoloft works-but it might for you

now to your virgin thing
sex isn't some big magical thing that blows your mind when it happens
it feels really mundane after you do it
it feels good and yeah, but it isn't like an 'oh my god' revelation type moment
that being said - i understand your frustration with women

are you autsitic by any chance?
autistic kids and awkward kids always have it the worst when it comes to women

if not, and you're just a normal dude
put yourself out there
you're at the age where women are looking to settle down (yes , women settling down and getting off the carousel is fucked and a topic for another time) but you should be able to find a qt who will date you

>i have problems
everyone has problems

>i'm not good enough
what are you a 14 year old teenage kid with angst? you've made it this far, you probably have potential in some form, you're most likely average and fine

>i'm worthless
nobody is worthless, don't put yourself down

>i have failed
lots of people have trouble with girls, don't hate yourself for it

>i should die
don't let your life end over stupid fucking girls man

thats the most pathetic thing you could want to end your life over
they're all vapid and self centered egoists
just live life man

if you REALLY want to get out there
just use your marketable skills and hobbies, find a girl and chat her up or just meet women
thats the best way to do it

i'm pretty sure you've seen guys uglier and fatter than you with women
how do they do it? by looking for it
expanden your horizons, don't set your parameters too tightly

if you're white, look into dating hispanic girls (they'll see you +2 points just for being white)
if you're uglier, look into uglier girls

inb4 'i'm not going to lower my standards'

best of luck OP
i believe in you

>>38519937
dude.. go to theredpill on reddit (i know) and jerk off once a day. women are not worth it, its a trap.

>>38519937
Do people take pictures like that as a cruel way to make people like us feel bad?

>tfw 29
>tfw even if you lost your virginity, your penis stopped working properly years ago

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>>38521557
i'm not burger, 16 is 100% legal here.
>>38521741
>HOW
went on vacation in a southern city of my country, she was my neighbor.
a really friendly qt, things worked right away and we started to chat and hang out together.
also share some beers.
she spent more time at my place then hers.

then the day i had to go back home came.
we were sitting together in the living room having some booz.
she turned to me and asked me "Anon, do you find me attractive?"
i knew where this was going from her voice tone and the way she was looking at me.

luckily for me, i was buzzed from the booz and didn't drop my spaghetti.

i looked strait in her eyes and said "yes, you're attractive"

she kisses me, i lost my kiss virginity at that moment.

then she stops, grabs my hand and say "would you like to have sex with me?"

i engage full Alpha mode and say "lets go!"

she takes her top off, i suck her glorious titties.
while she opens my pants and play with my dong.
then she gives me a bj which wasn't as good as i expected it to be.
i then took off her shorts and licked her cute cunny.

you can figure out what happened next.


i'm glad i waited and didn't lose it to some hooker.
sure, i would've preferred to do it earlier, but i'm glad i lost it to another virgin who also happened to be qt and genuinely liked me.
makes me feel real good about myself

>>38522352
no
people don't have anyting out against you
they upload them to show 'hurr look how cute me and my gf are' or just as aesthetic pics

>>38522510
>they upload them to show 'hurr look how cute me and my gf are'
Why would they do that other than to hurt me?

>>38519977

>yes, doesn't matter if you're ugly, just become intelligent bro
How can someone as stupid as you graduate from college is a mystery.

>>38520415
>it's still all smoke and mirrors and a charade. It's not real. She doesn't really want you.

You know that feeling when you talk to a pretty cashier, or bank teller girl, or haircut girl, or w/e, and you know they're only enthusiastic and expressing interest in you because it's their job but it nonetheless makes you feel a little good?

It's like that times a million.

Join the _______ it's free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9thix00kPYc