If you dont shoplift youre a fucking normie Share shoplifting

If you shoplift, you're literally a nigger, regardless your skin colour.

>>38519478
The only people who shoplift are little kids, black people and homeless people.

You are one of these things.

>>38519563
Kleptomaniacs do it too.

But my normie friends who go to those gay stereotypical ooga booga parties shoplift, you must be smoking bananas you stupid bonehead

>>38519478
>stealing cheese
why

A surprising number of normies will "forget something in the cart."
In my opinion, people who steal from chain stores are partly justified for it. I don't steal, myself, but stores usually jack up prices to account for inventory loss. Not everyone can afford that. You are punished for doing the right thing.

>>38519609
Cheese can be quite expensive

>>38519733
"I stole cheese"
That sounds so funny.

>>38519733
>46.99
is that in USD? i have never seen cheese that costs more than $15

I'm married and shop lifted when I was a teenager/child, I knew normal people who shoplifted in college. Most shoplifters are old ladies though

>>38519781

It's America.
Anything that isn't preprocessed heavily and laced in sugars and salts is expensive as fuck.

Wanna know how much a fresh lettuce will lost you? 5 fucking dollars. For a fucking lettuce.

I always steal cheese. That shit is mad expensive, like $12 for a little wedge of good parmesan. If I'm already buying $60 worth of groceries I'm not fucking paying 20% of that just for some cheese, which is a topping / snack / hors d'ouvere.

>>38519781
Picture is from Denmark. 46.99 DKK is approximately 7.36 USD.

>>38519797
It has to be your area. I'm in Florida and things are very cheap here. Fresh lettuce costs $2-3, and I usually buy good quality cheese for $10 but its a large pack. I have never seen cheese that expensive.

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I used to walk by the alcohol isle and swiftly put two bottles of the best looking whiskey under my belt under my shirt and walk right out the front door. One time I walked out with two handles and no one noticed. Those fucking handles lasted me weeks and I was giving out a lot to my brothers and uncle. I don't see the point in ever paying for alcohol unless you want beer. It's pretty hard to steal cases of beer without being seen and running. But I have done that. It's a way of life

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You fucking idiots going on about cheese you sound so fucking stupid. I used to put a bunch of these in a basket and just walk out. If anyone saw me I would run. They never run past the parking lot. I would get steak, sausages, burgers, and chicken, and barbecue all day

You do realise the authorities can see these posts and track them?

>>38519797
Literally where? I can get a 6 pack of romaine hears for like 4 dollars. Cheese isn't expensive either. Most things like provolone, fontina, havarti, parm are like $5-$7 a pound.

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>>38520081
What do I need to be in jail for I'm already in hell
666

btw. you're a fucking idiot

>>38519478
Hey i steal almost exclusively cheeses. The local supermarket put a camara and TV right above them and I feel it's because of me.
Yes shoplifting cheese is worth it.

>>38519478
Clip your thumbnail you filthy animal.

>>38520055
Ricky?
O.

>>38519794
>>38519654
This. I worked at a Harris Teeter on a tourist island last summer as a cashier. All of the residents are loaded but the older ladies constantly tried to get away with stealing shit. It's always super cheap, superfluous stuff too. I don't understand it.

>>38519563
>tfw black homeless kid

>>38520190
>tfw vegan
>dont need expensive cheese

>>38520588
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

Don't bother trying to figure it out; they'll tell you.

>>38520618
That was the point lmao vegan lyfe all day nigga

>>38520618
I'm a vegan and I never mention it to anyone

>>38520683
You just did, vegan senpai

>>38519781
There is no real cheese in America, it's probably imported so anything that's real cheese is like a delicacy to them

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>>38519478
>go to walmart
>make sandwich in store
>eat it
>take a bite out of donut and drop it in lobster tank
>kick over display coke stack on way out

>>38520739
That's worse than stealing

I work in a supermarket. Moderately sized one in the UK. We lose hundreds of pounds worth of spirits and meat every day. Smackheads come in constantly and then go sell it in a pub around the corner.

The chain is too cheap to hire a security guard, won't even bother getting security tags for the products. I try and stop them when I can but some threaten you with knives and shit. It's not even in a rough area.

>>38519478
This "if you don't do X then you're not a robot" shit has gone too far. Seriously ? Shoplifting? You're either poor or a fucking nigger.

>>38519478
There is a fine line between degeneracy and being a robot, being a shoplifter I think would imply a level of competency a robot isn't supposed to have, you're supposed to try and take it but then have it fumble out of your jacket as you walk out.

>>38520515
when your old and near your expirary date you want to spice up life, your gonna die anyway and a judge wont send u to prison cuz ur old andi ts a pettycrime lol

>security guards can't detain or beat the shit out of thieves anymore
>shoplifting skyrockets and is essentially risk-free, because police don't give a shit enough to investigate shoplifts

God bless our benevolent legal sytem

>>38519478
No, but I steal copper from construction sites

everyone in this thread is a fucking low life piece of shit nobody

>>38521853
Well yeah, but that's just par for the course of /r9k/

>>38521840
cant wait till you hit a live wire and die u crackhead scum

>>38519478
No need to get busted over something like that, fortunately my NEET money is enough so stealing wont be necessary.

shoplifting is normie as fuck, loads of pakis and niggers try to shoplift meat at the shop my mum works at. happens at least once a week

>>38519797
wow. half kg fresh lettuce is 1 euro in northern europe. or free if you find it outside growing. also lettuce can be grown super easily in your own room.

>>38519478
The only people who shoplift are either kids or women. Step your game up and do something serious, pussy.

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>>38519478
Fuck off. Shoplifting is the exact opposite of what a robo does. >>38519478

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>>38522238
>he actually cares about some normie chad supermarket manager

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>>38520081
>the FBI will track a cheese thief down and inform his local PD to arrest him
t. Autistic child

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I'm a legalist, I don't even take advantage of systems. Sharing your drink at the movie theater is ethically wrong. Yes, really.

Put it back, subhuman.

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>>38519563
>tfw top 1 percenter who does it for fun

>>38522295
>when you steal you become part of a statistic drive up prices FOR EVERYONE
>caring about a manager who gets a salary and is IN NO WAY IMPACTED by shoplifting
Yeah, no.

Women shoplift all the time, the fuck are you talking about?

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>>38522547
You should be living on Peep you scum

>>38520618
GET IT? CUZ VEGANS LIKE TO TELL EVERYONE THEY'RE VEGAN HAHAHHAH NORMIE TIER SHIT

I once got caught and they called police on me they escorted me to their car and drove to my house to verify my details with an ID card. Shit was embarassing. I haven't stole ever since.

>live in the South
>there's an epidemic of petty theft among white teenage girls who steal cheap mascara and shit from Walmart
>now Walmart treats its entire consumer base like criminals by subjecting them to receipt checks and cart searches before anyone can leave the store

Although the receipt checks are supposed to be voluntary, this is the South where everybody is in inbred hick and blindly abides with authority figures. So Walmart can get away with detaining you for any arbitrary reason. And the police will actually arrest you for refusing to comply with Walmart's policies regardless of constitutional grounds.

Used to work in loss prevention, busted this lady trying to steal a $6 pair of panties, when she was actually buying shit and her total was $180.

I don't fucking get it. Dummy got fined $500.

>>38519513
I worked loss prevention.

Most shoplifters in my area were upper middle class white women, generally over the age of 50.

Or Paki families. They would have a few baby strollers, make sure their kids screamed so nobody would go near them, and load up.

>>38522551

>>38522670

Here and you're right. Most of them try to play stupid or try to act cute to get out. It never works.

I'm disappointed none of them ever tried to flash us to get out, that'd be cool.

Peer pressure.... on 4chan? Da fuck happened to this shithole

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>>38522527
I'm an Illegalist. The freedom of the proletariat lies in the fight against arbitrary laws of the ruling class. My actions require no moral justification.

Don't stand on the way of my ego, spook.

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>>38519478
>Need toilet paper again
>go to shop, grab toilet paper
>No one at cash register, qt employee quietly giggling as black employee whispers to her
>wait a few moments, drop toilet paper and leave.

Should have stolen it.

Bonus
>Go to another departmnet store bout 9 miles away
>grab toilet paper, no cashier again
>Look around, see old lady employee stocking shelves nearby
>mumble to her from checkout line, she doesn't hear me.
>Leave toilet paper on the counter again.

I really should just steal shit.

guess I'm washing my ass in the shower just like old times.

I have kleptomania, so I compulsively steal and shoplift everywhere I go. Will share stories if anyone is interested.

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Last time I did it was when I was 15. I asked for a water cup and got soda. As I was walking out, the manager came out and yelled at me, telling me to never come back again.

Never shoplifted. Some of the cool kids in school apparently did however, from what I've heard.

>>38521185
Im a bodybuilder and I akways get crackheads stealing for me, Im like a mafia don, surrounded by four desperate scum bags

> let's see what you have... pre-workout? Ya fucking prick, I'll give quid and a slap. 4 quid
> creatine... ok fair enough, unflavoured... good, 6 quid
> whey protein, fuck yes, listen up smackies, this is how you steal shit, king of the tramps right here, 10 quid

20 quid for 100 quids worth of product. Fuck you Holland and Barrett. Keep stealing robot smackheads, and you'll always have a tenner for crack from me

>>38521853
Wow. Sounds like you hate yourself

>>38522527
Wont share your drink on a date with a hot chick... well at least your honest about being a retard

>>38519478
>leaving your metadata
ahahahhahahahahahah

>>38524462

That got removed form 4chan years ago, nice try.

>>38519478
I only steal from Wal-Mart, since they screwed me over so many times as an employee and violated countless workplace regulations (truck docks) while paying me minimum wage.

>2-year-old surround sound system breaks
>buy new one from Wal-Mart
>put old, broken one in the new box
>return for full refund

>need a can of expensive (~$65) paint
>go to self checkout, put paint can on weight sensor
>tell computer it's a pile of bananas
>pay maybe 5 shekels for it

>want a long (~25') HDMI cable so I can sit on my shitty bed with my shitty laptop and stream shitty cartoons on my TV
>don't want to pay ~$70 for it
>don't

>>38524644
>tell computer it's a pile of bananas
>put old, broken one in the new box
>return for full refund
Holy shit these are actually smart ideas

I only did it when I was underaged. I'd slip a bottle of vodka in my wasteband and buy some pringles and a soda. Also the dollar store didn't carry liquor, but they did carry wine so I copped some bottle from them a few times too.

But I'm 21 now and no less pathetic, but at least now I pay for my habits.

>>38522659
>now Walmart treats its entire consumer base like criminals
Why do they do it at Costco? You need a Costco passport to get in the damn place and everything comes in boxes and cans and jars and jugs larger than my torso. How's anyone supposed to shoplift from that place?

Not that it can't be done, but it seems awfully post-9/11 of them to have the cart checks.

>>38524031
Share them shits cowboy

>>38519513
i only steal from huge companies like target and walmart, never from individuals or gas stations or things like that. which is admittedly still pretty niggery

>>38526007
That's consciously fighting international (((corporations))), it may not be helping the little guy much but nig-tier would be stealing anything not bolted down, and especially from private citizens, without thinking about the consequences of your shitty actions.

>>38520618
What's wrong with that if it's relevant to the conversation?

Lately I've been wondering what it would be like to shoplift. Like something small from a convenience store.

I've never stole anything in my life.
I'm in my mid 30s, white, with a decent job and I probably don't look like they type of guy who would steal a chocolate bar.
But I wonder what it would be like? What if they caught me? Would I go to jail? Could I ruin my life and reputation by doing this one little crime?

>grandfather missed one item in cart and leaves without paying for it
>notices it when groceries are being put in the car
>goes back in and pays for it
Meanwhile, I just keep the shit I accidentally steal.

In my younger and dumber days I would steal huge, expensive things from Walmart just to see if I could. Adrenaline rush I guess. Things I would just put on a cart and wheel out-

Air conditioners
Lawn mowers
Pools
Computers
50+ inch TVs
Tires

Never got caught

I could never steal because my nerves would cause my body to suddenly explode violently in whatever isle I was in.

You know the shit stores sometimes display outside? Is there a camera watching that shit? I'm always tempted to steal pumpkins during halloween season.

>>38526215
It would be a waste of time and money that is so disproportionate to a chocolate bar.

The only reason I stole booze when I was younger was because I couldn't buy it and had nothing to lose. Even as a young drunk I could do a basic risk/reward analysis in my head. Someone who is well to do financially and is respectable shouldn't shoplift. It just doesn't make sense. Find an other way to get your kicks. Whatever it is about shoplifting that seems appealing to you you can find somewhere else.

>>38526222
Your grandfather is an inherently good man

>>38519478
in 1 year I have stolen over 100 bycicles. I've single handledly destroyed the market for 3 numbezr code locks in my city. Nobody uses it anymore after that year, it actually started a shift to the entire country, just don't see those locks any more. sorta started an avalanche of sorts it seems. A whoops hehehe

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>get organic bananas
>pay for regular

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>>38526320
>I'm always tempted to steal pumpkins during halloween season.

I live in ca, when the pumpkins come in,they're a dollar a piece.

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>>38519478
>2018-1
>not being a good boy

>>38519982
How anon do they not see you

>>38520717
It's not fucking 1700 we have imported products. I eat fine cheeses most days, and never the American shit plastic. Whatever I can't buy decent quality I make myself

>>38526007
stealing is stealing anon, you're just trying to cope with the fact you're committing a moral and ethical crime

>>38527040
it's not even for kicks. i just want to see what it's like

Guys, please don't shoplift, it's not just breaking the law and hurting a business, it's putting yourself at risk too.

>>38519478
Say to guy that pours shit and I was t 2 of that - 1 little and 1 big container and I jsut change the label and leave the little one in the store. 2-3 times as cheap and they never get it....

>>38519654
If I can, I just part of the item I need and then return it.

Usually most items have some fault anyway. For example, super glue packages usually say the tubes are multi use and you can reseal them, but usually they don't reseal well and you have to cut the application tip the next time you want to use it. Instead of dealing with a mess I shouldn't have to deal with( according to the package), I just return it and get my money back..

Yes, good thread, take as much as you can get from Wal-Mart. Load your cart up with as much as you want, plus a bunch of cheap <$1 items such as ramen. Scan two cheap items, then put an expensive item in the bag and quickly put it in your cart. Repeat til you have a cart full of bags and only $10 on the check out.

>>38528355
So you're the one leaving half-open superglue tubes.
I was wondering about that when I bought some superglue to patch my sister's air mattress.

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>>38519478
If you violate the NAP you deserve whatever happens to you.

>>38519478
i shop lifted once... i was 6 years old and i was riding in the shopping cart, i had sat on a can of beans throughout the checkout on accident... when i stood up next to get out of the cart when we were at the car i learned to my horror what had happened.

i informed my mom what i had done and proceeded to try to take the beans back in so we could pay for them. my mom said no and put me in the car and i cried all the way home

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can a fellow socialist explain why shoplifting is bad? no capitalists please ill just disagree with you

>>38519478
Once my friends and I were in some fancy ass clothing shop. I saw this authentic Italian leather trench coat for like $300. Stuffed it in my backpack and walked out. Still wear the bad ass thing to this day. Best steal ever.

I rarely have the urge to steal, and I've never acted on those urges. Technically I can do it and most likely get away with it too, but that still isn't enough for me to do it. I've "stolen" things people have forgotten at my job like a pair of Sennheiser earbuds, and a monthly unlimited MetroCard(which is worth $110+), but I've never gone into a store and stolen anything from it.

>>38529527
because in the current social arrangement people work within the given system to get that item in that store, it is the property of the building you are in, they are offering said property for an asking price and you're breaking the social agreement. literally hundreds of people at least go into getting that property there and you think you're more important than all of them, thats why it's wrong. (ps i'm neither a capitalist nor a socialist)

>work at a gas station in australia that sells pies and sausage rolls
>pretty much every shift i write off 2 pies that are past their point of sale and eat them
>they are never even close to being past their point of sale

Does this count as stealing? or is it just cheeky

>>38520081
Nice gait.

>>38520618
Kill yourself. That was a most likely hair dumbass

>>38530458
>dear /r9k/, I work at the food store
>do I get free food!?
If that's not how it works, society has failed

>>38521617
This desu bump kek

Used to steal Arizona from delis all the time back in hs

My glory moment was when I stole a tank top from Macy's one time.

>>38523388
>communist
>Stirnerean

Re-evaluate your life, you unbelievable pleb.

>>38526244
how is that possible? does your walmart not check your receipt? thats incredible.

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I accidentally shoplifted a carrier bag the other day (UK plastic bag tax). I must have forgot to scan it through the self checkout, and it set the alarm off as I walked out of Tesco. It was a small Tesco with no security guards though so nobody cared. i did avoid going back there for like two months though in case they were after me

>>38519478
you're helping us lead you to ya, you're the craziest one i know, we'll find you soon enough

>>38532223
They don't have plastic bag scanners in Tescos dumb arse

>>38532270
I forgot to mention perhaps the most important detail of my story. It was one of those THICCer, more durable carrier bags (kind of like a bag for life but I don't think that's what it was called) that was left in the bag compartment. There were no other bags to use, and I assumed it was just there for anyone to take so I thought fuck it why not. But looking back I think someone had left it there by accident and I just took it.

I've never shop lifted, but one time the cashier gave me back 2 cents in change, and I said "uh you only gave me 1 cent". And so he gave me 1 more cent.
I felt pretty excited, because i basically robbed the grocery store. I'm sure the cashier got into trouble later during the inventory taking.

>>38519478
>he gets out of his house
whos the normie huh

Idk if it's considered robbery or not but I never pay the full price whenever you need something weighed and self checkout is available
>Hold food slightly above scanner so it only catches 1/100th of the actual weight
>Pay pocket change for food

>>38519478
Tumblr please go.
>>38523024
Those sand people are getting smarter. Troubling.

>>38519478
at least you have good taste

grana padano is the best though

>>38532033
Nope I'd just wheel it out to the truck looking bored. Sometimes those sensors would go off and I'd just keep going.

Now they have they guy that stands there when you come in. I can see why

>>38523024
why don't they ever get caught

>>38520151
nigger you've never even looked at cheese prices its expensive as fuck

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>>38535136
you can't be that much of a poorfag

>>38519797
Stop living in a shithole. In normal places in the US, veggies are cheap as fuck.

>>38526007
You basically steal from individuals working in said Walmart. Stop being a nigger.

>>38535315
That's lower class cheese for uneducated poor people. They're talking about real cheese.

>>38535643
cheese is cheese. that brand is very good for the price.
poorfags cant get everything they want

>>38533596
How does that work if the bagging counter has a verification scale?

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>>38535687
>cheese is cheese
That's where you're wrong, you worthless flyover trash.

>>38535538
>You basically steal from individuals working in said Walmart
No he isn't.
walmart can double the pay of all it's employees (including the higher ups) and still be making a large profit every quarter

>>38535849
yeah but its less profit

>>38535883
No shit, Captain Obvious

>>38535774
>worthless flyover trash
Why are you getting like this over cheese? CHEESE!!! Holy shit you have issues.

>>38519478
I used to shoplift multiple bags of groceries for weeks while in uni. Crazy I never got caught.

>>38535774
Flyover trash. Like Wisconsin?

>>38536391
>implying Wisconsin """""cheese""""" is real cheese
>inb4 you start posting the awards you dumbfucks keep giving yourselves

if you dress up like a store employee, i wonder how much shit you could steal

>>38535315
That shit is literally 5.69 everywhere

See the yellow label? ya mf managers special

>>38536714
then tell me why I payed $3 for it

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>>38520081
5/7 flawless bait

>>38520526

:chuckled:

gooo

>>38536850
like i fucking said asshole YELLOW LABEL = MANAGERS SPECIAL OR SOME SHIT

goddamnit these 14 year olds piss me OFF

>>38537224
What are you fucking talking about? Almost all of Walmart labels look like that, it's not some fucking "manager's special"
t. walmart wagecuck

>>38537356
oh...I'm not poor enough to shop at walmart

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>>38521975

what would you risk being busted for, CP?

shoplifting is relatively low-key, and it can be done ethically.

(e.g) i only take things from multi-corporates that shaft their workers with min wage or near enough to make no matter. Usually it's stuff like cologne or beauty products (stuff thats sort of expensive) and I always make purchases with my lift

I've also had success at taking things in moderation throughout my lifetime, and only when the opportunity arises to insure minimum risk. have yet to been caught

Unfortunately in this day and age it's getting more and more suspect attempting to take things, as HD video recording is cheap to maintain and becoming ubiquitous. it's not a stretch to get picked up if you try target a store more than once

pick your battles, hone your techniques, stay away from shit thats tagged, dont hover around long enough for staff to get suspicious

and no, i've not done shoplifting in tandem with other people (though i acknowledge collaboration is far more effective)

keep

>>38528292
This >>38528394 when i was a teenager i use to shove stuff up my sleeves and down my pants. Now every blue moon i put something extra in my bags when i do self check out.

It's just not worth it I was completely embarrassed when I tried to save 20 bucks by lifting something. Cried because the guy new my boss and everyone was literally laughing at me. They decided to let me go. I won't shop at this chain anymore.

Do you know how cops cracked down on the little guys in the 80s and so forth to get to the big guys in organized crime? Well small shit like this can still ruin you. You get a record. You aren't a kid. It's not worth it because in this society you're afforded certain privileges like access to food and water and the chance to grow but if you're caught then you are throwing those things out the window.

Morally of course who cares about corporations who buttfuck little people. But it's a terrible move financially. So little little little gain for a huge risk. Do yourself a favor. Just stop.

I steal mostly from the high end supermarket that I used to work at. Love pocketing 40$ candles and fancy deserts.

>>38530458
Boss would say yes, but who elsr gives a shit?

>>38535688
"I do not want to bag this item"

a friend of mine never stood up during verbal or non-verbal fights, yet he proudly and bravely stole pints from pubs, I wasn't hanging out with him around that time or I would have told him to put that shit down because I didn't want to get arrested for being an accomplice


thank goodness my parents completely scared me off about stealing stuff when I was a kid, so yeah


He now takes pics of him half naked with a cat and posts it on facebook, the cringe runs high. Also a raging cuck with an ultra ugly gf.


Hang yourself if you're reading this, D.