>wake up >"Oh hey anon, whats for breakfast?"

>>38517853
Insert my benis in her basshole

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fuck her juicy black pooper

>>38517853
>>"Oh hey anon, whats for breakfast?"

Your asshole

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>>38517853
Sorry M'lady I do not participate in sexual intercourse involving the anal cavity. Please take up the missionary position.

gimme d sauce

>>38518568
>Sorry M'lady I do not participate in sexual intercourse involving the anal cavity. Please take up the missionary position.

kys!

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>>38517853
WHERE ARE ALL THESE BLACK WOMEN COMING FROM AND HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING IN MY HOUSE?!

>>38518728
top kekek anon

>>38517853
You know what. Assume the position.

>>38518771
what do yu mean anon?

>>38518728
I saw one growing in the a mould spore the other day so I quickly torched it

>>38517853
Hot cakes with brown sugar apparently.

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Jump on her back and tell her to buck me around like a proud mother.

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>>38517853
you enjoyin that your hot chocolate cause im bout to enjoy mine here in a sec

>>38517853
my cock in your ass, you sexy nigger bitch

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>>38517853
Erhhhheeem

>>38517853
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

*sniff sniff*

eggs?

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>Implying this would ever happen to me

>>38520453
You fucking beat me
Originu

>>38520453
>>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>*sniff sniff*
>eggs?

kek

>>38517853
>Breakfast? How about I take you upstairs to pound town where I'll pump my fucking genes into your cunt. Then you can make me some pancakes and sausage. And you better not abort our child you fucking bitch, your my wife now.

>>38517862
>>38518358
>>38518370
>>38518568
>>38518771
>>38518830
>>38519389
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>>38521723
>having sex with random women that show up in your home
This is how you get stds.

>>38521765
It wouldn't matter, I wouldn't let her leave

>>38521944
That is how you get arrested and then become Big T's personal bitch.

>>38517853
Be very glad I finally got a nigger home invader so I could legally kill one.

Spend the next month praying for a jew to do the same thing so I can finally fulfill my dream and die in peace.

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>>38517853

>Turn corner
>"WOAH"

>>38517853
eww, gross! she's hasn't taken a shower yet so her butt probably smells of sweat, poo and pee.

>>38522177
end yourself homo

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>>38517853
>"how you get in house puppy?"
>"shush puppy, me horny puppy."
>"no no no! naugghhtyy puppy"
>"*wimper wimper wimper* now me sad puppy."
>"come here puppy. *cuddles* love puppy"
>"cuddle puppy"
>"happy puppy"
>"sleepy puppy"

*both falls asleep*

>>38522075
She's probably mulatto or Hispanic but ok
>>38522177
Literally making up excuses, just admit your a fag
>>38521765
Calm the fuck down dude everyone's rping here obviously this would never happen. Be creative for once.

>>38522210
what in the actual fuck

but kek

>>38517853
"Fried nigger"

>>38522177
Who cares?
That only makes it hotter, when she's qt

>>38517853

Im on nofap for fucks sake

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>SHE IS STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT

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>>38522995
but why anon?

Beating your meat is good for u

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>>38523380
This. Nofap is a meme, jerking it regularly reduces your risk for colon cancer

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>>38517853
>"Oh hey anon, whats for breakfast?"
LEAD

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>"Watchu waitin on white boi? Stick it in already!"
What did she mean by this?