What advice did your dad give you on women? . My dad was useless,

>>38515967
i never got any advice either.

it was only until i watched myself around my baby brother that i realized what they did

they just let the power relationship control them into going off into rants about things. they put on a show of being a lecturer, a professional, whatever. just because i couldnt tell the difference and i was there, submissive, and had to listen.

i believed every word as a kid tho. for that, for their lack of self awareness, i find hard to forgive them.

i dont remember a single genuine moment. but i see something genuine reflected in their eyes because the years are getting to them and they are getting a grasp of how much time they have left.

the thing is, they'll have regrets about not raising me right that i will never be able to fathom. i'm much too cautious about this kind of shit, and i'm intent on doing things they did wrong, right. like treating my baby brother like a human being.

so yeah, sucks for them. i dont know how theyll cope when the night gets very quiet.

My dad told me women aren`t human.

>>38515967
"ugly girls are good to practice"

still a virgin

>>38515967
Ive gotten laid a few times
my pops told me its not even about being confident
just speak and ask questions,woman love questions
even if you might say some retarded say just say it

None. I'm actually glad my parents never talked to me about girls, relationships, or sex.

Same here. I found out the story of how my parents met a few months ago. My dad basically stalked my mum around uni and proposed to her drunk within a few weeks of them actually beginning to talk. She rejected him obviously. He was a bigger autist in love then I could ever be. Practically a miracle I was born. Wouldn't take a tactic out of his playbook for the life of me.

>>38515967
>What advice did your dad give you on women?
pretty sure that only happens in movies

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>they just bought me a sex Ed picture book

Was it pic related?

>>38515967
He said never get a western woman, they are trash.

none. they were cowards who didnt know how to be personal with their children.

sometimes i want to put them out of their misery. edgy, i know. but its pretty frustrating seeing people pretending to be alive. just walk into the ocean, what the hell are you waiting for.

>>38515967
>they just bought me a sex Ed picture book and gave it to me at Christmas instead the 'bird and bees' talk
That's more than I was told by parents.

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>>38516061
How the fuck do you "pretend" to be alive

>>38516042
this desu

dont believe in false dreams.

>>38516043
I'm old, I don't remember the book at all. but I do remember I already knew everything in the book and the digrams weren't even fap worth becuase I had super old school internet porn that took an hour for one photo that half the time sucked.

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>>38516074
up to interpretation.

>>38516074
His definition of "being alive" is some spiritual or philosophical meme shit.

>>38515967
He said "You'll go through a million of them before you find the right one"
t. 30yo virgin

>>38516091
Was there a "but it'll be worth it :^)" at the end?

Both my parents are total betas. They met very young and have been happily together for a long time. Naturally I got the worst advice which was along the lines of "you will find your true love one day, she's out there waiting for you".

I believed that for years until I hit 25 and finally realized what bullshit it was, how I was still a virgin.

>>38515967
>What advice did your dad give you on women?
No advice. That's why i'm 24 khv.

My dad was a fucking loser that lived with his mom his entire life and met my mom because some one that knew them both felt bad for him a and set it up, then my mom felt bad for him too and they got married, my mom even thought he was retarded, it's obvious now he has like asbergers or autism.

I think he was a virgin before meeting my mom too, but he never talks about anything so I don't even know

It's really weird having a genuine robot dad.

>>38516109
I can't remember, but I think that was the point he was getting at.
Also that maybe early love isn't as important as it may seem at the time?
Can't say for sure, he was kind of a Chad. He was quite old when he had me with a young wife and died when I was young.

>>38516088
basically, yeah. its nothing complex. i just dont feel like my life was ever mine. i havent cut them out of my life yet because i want them to see me as a real breathing human being. im neeting at home and they have no problems with it, because my presence gives them some sense of security. i know this because reasons.

it's a real strange feeling realizing you don't have a sense of self because you were too busy being an accessory in another persons life. shout out to all my brothers and sisters who grew up 'tolerated'

>>38516010
Your dad was right. They aren't.

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>>38515967
My dad died before he could give it. I always wondered if i would have turned out differently if he was still alive. Still a part of me is glad that he isn't around. He would have been so dissapointed in me. Just like everyone else.

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>>38516139
>i havent cut them out of my life yet because i want them to see me as a real breathing human being
are you sure it isn't because you have zero life skills and could never live on your own?

>>38516158
My dad oddly enough shares most of this board`s views,on how women are hollow creatures,not equal to men who are only good for bearing children.

>>38516174
okay, so which do you want. the truth or are you looking to fit squares into round holes? i know the organizational brain has to cut corners on anonymous imageboards.

>>38516188
Your dad sounds pretty cool. Are your parents separated?

>>38516194
why else would you be "neeting at home" then?

>>38515967
>/r9k/
>has functional dad or any dad at all

You have to realize that a good percentage of us wouldn't be here is we had a stable family life during our formative years.

>>38516006
>i dont remember a single genuine moment. but I see something genuine reflected in their eyes because the years are getting to them and they are getting a grasp of how much time they have left
This feel is killing me because I know exactly what you're talking about. Like I know my parents know they fucked up when they were raising me. But I also feel like everyone says they'll do better than their parents - I know mine did.
>>38515967
Yeah I never got any advice either. Looking back I'm sure a couple words on "coming of age" or whatever would have helped me a lot, though. I never had the talk with my parents either, but I had seen a few different types of porn by like third grade anyway.

>>38516312
>I had seen a few different types of porn by like third grade anyway.
Yeah, i saw porn before i ever talked to girl.

he never gave me any advice, never even brought up the topic of girls once, and he's a psychologist for fucks sake, maybe if i had some help i would have actually asked out the cute girls that liked me in high school instead of being shy and having no idea what to do

>>38516270
>You don't belong here unless you suffer in the exact same way as I do

Fucks like you should just off themselves

>>38516312
mine too, anon. mine too. everyone tries. i guess blaming ones parents is something everyone goes through as they get used to being in charge of their own life.

>>38516270
>has functional dad or any dad at all
try having emotionally distant dad. He's there but he isnt.

>>38516372
Well when you put it like that, it makes it easy to sum the matter up. If you shouldn't off yourself, you should leave.

>>38516398
i had two, and i became more or less the same. i just dont see any importance in it. life is really about eating and survival for me. and if everythings goign fine, then just immerse in distraction until things arent fine.

some people i got to know personally pointed out though. that i am emotionally blocked up inside. i dont know what they meant. but i want to know. without pointing fingers at my parents because thats just pointless.

I've asked my dad for woman advice several times, and he would always just give me some half-assd joking answer and laugh to himself.

It's funny because my dad wasn't a robot virgin at all. He porked at least one other girl before my mom. I know because there were suspicions that he fathered a bastard with her. How many others - I don't know.

He also gave my mom a son outside of wedlock, then got locked up, and thus my parents got married in a literal prison, lol.

>>38516372
Did you mean to reply to someone else or are you just projecting since what you described is not what i implied at all. All i said was that a lot of social issues that manifest later in life and sway an individual to sites like these are caused by parents not raising them properly.

>>38516468
With the way it was written, I've just interpreted the greentext part of your post as a no true scotsman.

He never gave my anything because he knew I wasn't stupid

When I was like 14 my dad pointed to some teen girls at another campsite and said I could look but not touch

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>>38515967
both my rents gave me next to no advice, just dumb garbage like "your soulmate is out there waiting for you!"

thanks for the advice y'all, and thanks for permanently altering my brain and body chemistry with ritalin!

>>38516540
kek, its like you were spotting game birds

>>38516540
That's brutal

Why does this happen? Do fathers completely forget how life is the moment a son is born? What the fuck

>>38515967

My dad is pretty beta but mom has told me that he at least had sex with 3 girls before they met each other. I never really heard much advice from my dad usually due to the fact that we don't really talk to each other that much despite living under the same room. The only advice I've heard that has helped me from my dad is to not lust for girls because if you get them pregnant and you don't want to be the father, they will rob your youth and fuck you up Looking back, he wasn't wrong.

>>38516446
>that i am emotionally blocked up inside
Same with me. I cant express myself positively.

My dad is an awesome father, but he never gave me any advice on women, probably because I never asked. Also I'm pretty competent when it comes to dealing with women so I don't really care.

>>38516685
>awesome father, but he never gave me any advice on women
he's not that awesome then. I think every boy should have a "talk" with his father no matter the circumstances.

>>38516446
I'm no expert but maybe the the father is the one that embeds certain views that spice life up a bit like trying to best you're self or others. I know you might say that it has nothing to do with fatherhood but i know that having emotional support from someone is a great way to motivate someone to work towards their goal.

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>>38515967
My parents have never brought up the prospect of me being in a relationship. Unless you count the time they joked I'd lose my virginity before my older brother did.

>>38515967
someone post the gif pIease

>>38515967
absolutely jack shit in any way of advice I had to wing it

>>38515967
Never chase a girl or a bus, there's one coming around the corner every 15 minutes

I was raised on the tv and pc, no wonder I'm here now.

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I asked my father about his relationship with my mother. He stated that she "begged" him to marry her. And when I asked my Mom the same thing,she said my father "begged" to marry HER.

At that point I came to the obvious conclusion:they were both insane and didn't bother asking advice ever again.

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>>38517666
kek gonna tell that my son one day

>mfw i realize ill probably die alone and never have a family or son

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>>38515967
Well I didn't see my father growing up much since I lived with my mom. Been living with him for 2-3 years and the most I have ever gotten is being made fun of for being a Virgin and that I should just fuck an ugly black girl. He has to know something since my mother when she was younger was a 8-9/10 (I'm not attracted or anything, she was a model). I just don't get how he did it, I'm better looking and taller and yet I can't even score a 4/10. There's no way he has a huge dick, I think he may even be on the small side.

My dad is a based high ranking army officer. he was always busy with his job, but when he dropped knowledge bombs on me I knew it was some shit to be remembered for life. his life lessons always help me
>son, females are nothing like us
>son,you lose the argument the moment you start arguing with a woman
>son, women don't understand logic
>son, never make a woman cry, not because it's a bad thing to do, but because then the woman is immune to everything, and is excused from everything
>son, respect your elders
This one seemed fucking bullshit because I was in the rebellious phase, and puberty. Now I see newfag underages on here and irl and I know what the fuck was my dad talking about. Older people really do know more than you could even imagine
>son, ugly females are just as entitled as beautiful females

My dad was a big chad in his prime, had his own restaurant and would fuck his waitresses every now and then, he cheated on my mom many times even after I was born, according to her.

Even now I don't get solid advice from him just things like
>just keep trying don't give up
>when you find out the "trick" it will all make sense to you and you are gonna have a good time
>respect women son, they have it hard because they have to go through giving birth

Ironic considering he beat my mom plenty of times. I don't hate him I just wish he could have been there in my teenage years so that his positive and chadlike personality influenced me.

The only thing I learnt from him about women is that it is a waste of time to get tangled up on their emotional bullshit or arguments. When I was a kid and mom would start up shit he would leave or take me to the park for a while, mom was all calmed down and submissive whenever we came back.

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>>38516188
>>38516010
Same with my dad, he's almost as misogynistic as me but I didn't take it from him, since he and my mom got divorced when i was like 9 so I mostly just developed it on my own by observing women

weird how women get with guys like our dads, they're just as (rightfully) sexist as we are but they're alpha males so they're attracted to them

My dad asked me when I was like 15 if I had had sex yet or if I was interested in girls. I said no to the first and kind of to the second.
He said I was just a "late bloomer" and itll happen eventually. 20, almost 21 now and haven't ever been on a date.

On the other hand, he has said women are evil

>>38515967
about 11 and working with dad in yard and we see dogs fucking and he gave me the "talk". he told me when a bitch is in heat they will screw anything. correcto mundo

>>38515967
None. He tried with my brother but he turned out gay, so never bothered with me

My dad has three daughters so there wasn't much advice to give.
He did manwhore his way through Asia in his youth apparently.

Let's flip it up. What would you say to your son about females when he'd be 13 and you'd be seeing that he has problems with girls?

>>38518602

Mostly not to take women's opinions too seriously or to be overly affected by 'rejection' by girls. Most women are fucking clueless, so their 'evaluation' that you're unworthy OR worthy is meaningless.

Tits will sag and your wife will get fat. So find a smart lady who's down to earth and can carry on a good conversation. You still gotta share a house with the woman so she better be someone who's not boring.

>>38518602
I'd tell him that most women, and most men, are fucking retarded, and the way towards a happy life is not giving too much of a shit about what others think of you, except possibly some close family members.
And that most women enjoy being dominated to the point of climaxing during sexual assault.

>>38518720

>And that most women enjoy being dominated to the point of climaxing during sexual assault.

Don't we men do the same??

>>38515967

my dad was probably literally autistic. he was like that dad in evangelion, cold uncaring engineer guy and i had no fucking idea what my mum saw in him. as a result i became a awkward spergy zero game piece of shit

>fuck them in the ass and they'll fall in love with you and will never leave (for better or worse)
>playing "I Believe in Love" by Don Williams always works
Those two things

>>38518732
Possibly, but I don't think there's enough men being sexually assaulted to study it.

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>>38518720
>And that most women enjoy being dominated to the point of climaxing during sexual assault.
B-but Dad this is sexist! My homeroom teacher said that boys should treat women with respect.

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Mine never did anything but work on his cars and ignore us. Actually, both of my parents didn't do any actual parenting outside of buying us food.

>>38518748
Son, you can respect someone while still being aware that they're imperfect, evolved beings and not in 100% control over their biological urges.

Parents are mudslimes (I'm atheist but no one knows) so I was doomed at arrival, especially with these shitty genes

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>>38516010
anon you have a based dad tbqh

>>38518763
Yet when you mention lack of parenting, they look stunned because of "muh food and shelter solves any problem".

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None, all I got was a "You'll understand when you get older" and my "talk" was just to make sure I wore a condom.

>>38518763
>>38518790

Is it possible that the 'value of parenting' is a spook, though?

In my case I feel like I gained a lot by having my parents just leave me alone to play and do my own thing most of the time. People with parents who WERE involved, though, often have complaints. Parents can be overbearing, they can give shitty advice or instill poisonous values. Maybe the best thing parents can do is just leave kids alone?

>>38518856
Not really. My parents were quite liberal aka "left me alone" at parenting but i'm emotionally stunned when it comes to interaction with girls and love in general. I think that parents should look deviations and try to correct or atleast acknowledge them with having "the talk". When i asked my father why we didnt had the talk, he answered that i looked smart enough to figure it out on my own. Now i'm 24 khv.

My dad never said anything about women growing up but two divorces later he'll go on rants that sound like an r9k copypasta

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>>38518856
Well I was without it, and I learned nothing. Other family would say I was "peculiar" an "obvious middle child" and my parents would laugh and agree. Nobody talked to me about being a weird shit, they just laughed at me and left me alone with it.

>>38516525
It was, dude is just being a backpedaling little faggot when he realized what a dumb fuck he sounded like

>us abused kids am i rite? XDDD

Fuck off cunt, having a father who actually exists doesn't mean you don't belong on /r9k/ that hivemind logic is /v/ tier and pathetic

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>>38515967
>What advice did your dad give you on women?
Literally nothing, and neither did my mom.
The only interaction with my dad relating to relationships/sexual health was when I was in my first and only relationship, and it went like this;
>be in my own room playing vidya
>dad opens door to my room
>says nothing, just throws a pack of condoms on the floor
>shuts door
I guess he tried to tell me to never spread my shit-tier genes. Thanks papa.

I've always thought my dad was a deeply repressed gay man.

>>38519186
>I've always thought my dad was a deeply repressed gay man.
How so?

>>38516061
This.
my parents basically raised me like a pet and said i should be thankful for them letting me have a computer and food.
whats the point of having children if you don't pass on any knowledge or ideals?

if i had a kid, i would teach him stuff with a whiteboard every week. i wouldn't drop redpill bombs on him, but i will give him essential information in how to navigate life

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>>38518602
>Allright champ, all you need to do is confidently approach the girl you like and give her a firm handshake

Nah but in all seriousness I'd tell him that
>first off, women aren't the only thing that make life worth living on this planet
>when it comes to talking to a girl you like, being confident really goes a long way
>being rejected is really tough, especially the first time, but if you don't try you'll never succeed.This I can tell from experience
>when you finally DO get in a relationship, take it slowly because it might not work out
>sometimes it might seem that all girls are really hollow and legitimately evil, but in honesty that's only the airhead whores.
>there does exist genuinely great and loving women, but they don't grow on trees
>having a similar sense of humor is probably the most crucial thing in a partner
>get engaged/married only if you're 110% sure that you want to spend the rest of our life with this person

>>38519199
Eh he's just overly vocal about his hatred of gay people even when no one else has brought them up. He's never really had male friends, has lots of feminine interests and tries extra hard to seem masculine a lot of the time. There's lots of other subtle things but I can't remember right now

>>38519356
also when it comes to going on dates I'd give this piece of advice:
>think with your brain, not your dick.

>>38519356
>>sometimes it might seem that all girls are really hollow and legitimately evil, but in honesty that's only the airhead whores.
>>there does exist genuinely great and loving women, but they don't grow on trees

you really shouldn't lie to your kids

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>>38519430
Gee, you probably have SO MUCH experience with women to give such great advice!
Here, have this medal I made in paint just for you !

>>38516010
>TFW no redpilled dad

>>38518737
Sup shinji, get in the fucking robot

My father was a drunk who I've met only once, who didn't even want me. Instead, my mom tricked him into having me.

My mom also told me that I was a handsome guy who would have women 'all over me'. I really love her, but she is so wrong.

>be me, 16
>go to my house with my female friend one day. She was a solid 9/10
>been friends/fwb for awhile
>my dad is outside mowing grass as we walk up the driveway
>she's in front of me
>after she passes my dad, he motions at me for my attention
>proceeds to cup his hands at his chest to indicate big tits and nods his head
>start laughing my ass off, she turns around really confused. Dad just goes back to mowing
I fucking love my dad. He also gave me the keys to his c4 corvette when they were going out of town
>drive it anon, hard. Have some fun!

>>38519356
shit advice, just be honest with him

"Women are just snakes with tits, anon. Don't trust them."

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here are some of the ((advice)) that my parents gave me

>friends come and go, this is how life is
>money isn't everything in life, but it gives you power
>the job market is brutal, so you better study hard and get good grades
>i can't help you, im not a psychologist, you should get a psychologist
>if you won't finish highschool you will live in poverty forever
>just get a gf, you are a beautiful person (im not)
>if you keep smoking weed, you will end up as a heroin addict

he never gave me any advice. my parents were helicopter parents. they had to know who i'm going to be with, where, i just wanted to be dropped off at a bar, my father walked in with me. some girl i somewhat knew talked shit to me with my father.

>>38515967
My father is religious. He has never once spoken to me about sex or relationships or women. He doesn't even tell me how him and my mother met.

I guess that's better than having a Chad father that mercilessly mocks you for being a 18+ virgin.

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>>38517169
For you anon.

Organic

Pop always said:
>"Never trust a woman other than your mother. I chose her for a reason."
Other insights
>Don't trust black people, they're lazy and will ruin what they can
>Always pay for quality on the things that ground you (Shoes, tires, bed)
>Wash your asshole
>Always remember, I can kill you with one finger (he was a navy seal)
>If a fight is imminent, don't miss the first punch

>>38519221
Yeah, this.

I think my parents think they did alright raising me because I have a middle of the road job and live on my own at 34. Even though it's really, blatantly obvious that I struggle deeply getting and maintaining any type of relationship (romantic or just friendships).
Even as a kid and teenager it should have been obvious that I had issues with self esteem and making friends.

They gave me food and shelter and my mom gave me some sort of affection. But I never got a single piece of advice on how to be a confident, likeable person.

This is the sum of "knowledge" my parents imparted to me:
Mom:
>go to church every time there is a service otherwise you're a sinner and you'll burn in hell for eternity
>just pray and God will answer and make everything better

Dad:
>get an education because it's the one thing that can't be taken away from you.

>>38520713
>get an education because it's the one thing that can't be taken away from you
My grandfather used to say this too, like a mantra. Whatever you have in your head cannot be taken from you.
Ironically he's suffering from dementia.

>>38515967
drunken advice (he's Irish): ride the hole off her til she loves ya.

>>38515967
Same thing even down to the book part they just handed me some books and I read them.

who /arranged marriage/ parents here

dad was 37, mom was like 24

i'm pretty sure that's why i have like no skill with girls, because it wasn't really required to reproduce for them

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>>38515967
>they just bought me a sex Ed picture book and gave it to me at Christmas

Liberals everyone

>>38520321
You piece of shiiiiiet

>>38515967
Literally nothing. I knew nothing of women or sex until sex ed in secondary school. When in secondary school I remember people talking about wanking and I had no idea what it was at like 13-14. I grew up Catholic. That gives you a good idea of what my family was like.

>>38515967
>all the advice about how evil women are are from fathers who are divorcees and/or abandoned their children
funny how that works

>>38515967
I think one of the most I took away from my dad is you have to be funny, otherwise they'll hate you

Unfortunately I'm a dweeb so i still lose

>>38515967
>What advice did your dad give you on women?

He didn't. I'm a faggot, so that would have been a waste of time. I was nonetheless crippled when it came to understanding relationships, because I was in the closet for the longest time and sex talks or sex-ed never explore the possibility that listeners are anything but heteros. Still, I guess I should be grateful I didn't (or couldn't) make the same mistakes as my friends who got married straight out of high school and had dozens of illegitimate welfare babies.

>>38521159

Don't be a partisan troll. No one said anything about politics.

>>38515967
>Just so you know anon, girls don't act like they do in porn movies, most of them won't do half the things you see them do in pornos
This was literally all my dad ever told me regarding women.

>>38519221
Good parenting seems to flip flop every generation. My grandparents are great people but my dad's beta as fuck and my mom's a spoiled brat.

>>38518602
>he'd be 13 and you'd be seeing that he has problems with girls?
At that age I'd tell him not to give a shit if he doesn't want to.

my parents never said nothing to me about girls.
well they ask how i am doing in that department jokinly, but i am 20 now and almost finishing uni.(khv of course)
they really just put food and shelter on me, and yelled at me for my bad grades, they never taked me when i wanted to go out with my friends from high school, i was never popular but they didn't try to bully me. the other people from my town that my parents wanted me to be friends bullied me no stop.
now they ask why i don't have any friends.
fuck this shit

>>38515967
He said that dating in high school and having sex while under 18 is a waste of time and really not that great. He said that i should just wait until uni or after that to start dating because after high school for him girls that would never talk to him in high school were suddenly interested in catching up with him. Although this was after and during his time in the Air Force which probably squared him up a bit.
I trusted him because hes never given me bad advice before but I cant help like feeling I missed out on being in a relationship for a least a little while when I was a senior.

>>38515967
>What advice did your dad give you on women?
Nothing. We don't really talk in my family.

>be 7 years old and watching tv with dad
>he suddenly says to me he doesn't care who I marry, as long as she loves me and isn't black
>just say okay and go back to watching tv
>tfw you've been with two black girls and are currently dating a Korean
Guess I did something right

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My dad is the kind of dad that tells you "how much?" as he reaches for his wallet when you ask him for help.
I don't tell anyone about my issues anymore. I just google how to fix them

>>38523706
I kinda have an experience about friends parents pressuring me into giving up on a girl I really liked from quite a while back

When I was 16 my family went on a rafting trip with another family we were friends with whose oldest daughter had gone away to college in Utah.

At this point they knew I had liked her and her father said to me at one point, "If you like just ask her out, man." Though she was off to college by . the time my parents even allowed for me to date.

The familys mother, while driving me back from the rafting trip pressured me into setting up a quick blind date with a girl from our church and her son who was one of my friends and a girl he also set up a quick blind date with and that was the only date I've ever been on in my high school years.

I wanted to tell them that I wanted my first date to be with their daughter and I was really serious about getting into a longterm relationship with her, but i never did because I could come off as an obsessed creep.

Then she continued to go to school, and I dont hear much about her from her parents now. Whenever I ask, its always "oh you know shes fine, just busy with her school and stuff. she said she might come back home for the summer." But she doesn't.

Shes 21 or 20 now, and I still think about her regularly. I doubt she even remembers me or if her family brings me up in private conversations with her over the phone or something.

>>38516134
If you're still around, I'd like to hear more stories about your dad. How was he raising you and providing for the family?

>>38515967
My dad was getting pussy at 12 apparently, he told me to not fuck multiple girls at one
>18 kissless virgin

>>38515967
"Please don't do anything I'd regret"
Dad, you're the best but you're also the worst. This reminds I stood him up for lunch today

>>38516587
How is that brutal?

>>38518602
"just bee urself :o)"

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>Firm_handshake.jpeg

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None.

My father could not be bothered to visit or make contact more than once every few years.

My mom was shit with money, kept giving most of it away to charity. She worked overtime most evenings and just sat around alone with no supervision. No food in the fridge, no parental guidance. Just waiting for her to get home with chicken nuggets.

>>38524469
Your dad was either molested or was trying to seem like a chad

>>38518386
>>son, ugly females are just as entitled as beautiful females

This is major. I've turned down some ugly girls, not because I'm shallow, but because there was this underlying bitchyness to them that I could just feel.

>>38515967
>Mom leaves dad when I'm still an infant
>No father figure in life
>Mother's influence causes me to be incredibly beta and overly nice to others
>Somehow really cute girl becomes interested in me
>Date for over two years
still lose her almost a year ago

suicide when

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>>38525899
You know what must be done. If only you can find the strength.

>>38524388
"how much?" dads are one of the best dads.

no advice at all

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>>38516131
.......Tell us more Anon...wut

>It's really weird having a genuine robot dad.

Does he have robot interests?

>anon,boys can't marry boys
The single sentence that stoppped me from becoming a disgusting faggot. Funny how these days parents don' tell their children this simple fucking fact that being a fag is hella gay

>>38515967

"it doesnt last"

thanks dad.

>>38516051
Was your father a sandnigger?

>>38515967
>don't get maried, women are shit.
i think this somewhere between wife #2 and #3

he told me to get a woman I have to have something to offer,
I knew I had nothing to offer so I gave up right there and then.

Dad also said not to date white women, they make you into their prize negro as much as you make them your trophy wife. Now he is married to some white woman, the cunt

>>38525930
are you telling me to suicide or get fit

Nothing. Nothing at all.

One day when I was 17, after a long childhood of no-gf, he was very drunk one evening standing in the kitchen with a bottle of tequila and asked me when I was walking by, "Real talk, son. Do you want to fuck bitches?" I said, "Yeah." He didn't look like he believed me, but he invited me to drink with him. I declined and went to my room.

Never any advice with anything whether it was related to girls or anything else. Just criticism, accusations and judgement. We don't speak anymore. I want to be mad, but he's very successful and I'm not. All I feel is shame in relationship to a judgemental stranger.

>>38526635
>Real talk, son

what the fuck

>>38516010
Same

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>>38516010
he told me they are all venomous serpents with tits

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>>38526434
Oh wow. I did not realize there were two implications there.

I guess that's really up to you.

>>38526033
So are you straight now?

None, my dad has never talked to me about life.

>>38527760
what does your does your dad talk about

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>>38515967

>''THis is what you gotta do: Call a girl, and say: Me and you, yes? then kiss her, don't give her time to think''

Did he dated my mom using this tactic?

Never gift a girl anything worth more than 5 dollars until she kisses you.

>>38528056
>call a girl
>kiss her
What the fuck anon how does one kiss on the phone