daily reminder that if have any of the following: >a job

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I prefer the term "rogue normie", my autistic friend.

>>38511954
i'll just call you scum

>>38511909
>>>have girls in your phone/ messenger
but what if she's my sister

>>38511992
What if she's my mom?

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>>38511978
Why are you so mad? Have you tried having sex? Works for me.

>>38511999
You're his nephew?

>>38511909

Have all of these.

Can confirm for me being a normie.

No, if you even own a phone, you are a normie. I suppose you'll be leaving too then, OP.

>>38511909
>went to university

This doess not make you a normie.

University was less intense (socially) for me than high school.

I got a worthless degree and now live with my parents again.

This bullshit robot supremacy would kill this board if it was successful, its already slow enough around here.

You diehard NEETs really gotta understand that robotness is about your ability to interact with the world, just because you've gotten lucky occasionally doesnt mean you go full normie and never relapse.

Ironic how you act superior to everyone but claim being a victim at the same time.

>>38511909
No, you are a retard. The only qualification of being a robot is to be a virgin.

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>>38511909
>normie.
it's normalfag, you normalfag.

go back to whatever site you came from

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i have a shitty wage cuck job cause my parents forced me to.

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>>38511909
Yep I'm still solid clean

I only post from my phone when im waiting for a game to load or too lazy to flip over and open my laptop.
>>38512104
I have a $50/yr VoIP landline for when my dad calls me. Fuck off.

>>38511909
Is it okay to phone post because I got banned for a month? I mean come on, you expect me to just lurk when I can post from 4G?

>>38511909
I'm posting on my phone because I'm waiting in the car for mummy dearest to get back from doing a thing since she took me down to my autismbucks appointment

>>38511909
Let's see...

>a job
Check
>go to university
Graduated
>have a gf
Married
>aren't a virgin
Well, obviously
>post from your phone
Doing it right now
>have girls in your phone/ messenger
Yup

I am a Normie and will continue to post on this board until it stops being fun.

It still amazes me that 'retard gatekeeping' is such a big thing here

HURR DURR I'M MORE RETARDED DEN U!!! I BET YOU'VE HAD SEX U NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN HAHAHAHA HA! KILL URSELF!!! I'M DA MOST AUTISTIC ON DIS BOARD ND PROUD OF EET!!

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>squirming at the thought

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>>38511909
What if I own a business and I just sit around all day while my wageslaves make me money?

>>38513211
I mean being a refuge for human garbage was basically the point of /r9k/in its original form, moot's intention being ignored as it always was

Once you all have sex you'll understand that there's not as much of a difference between people as it seems. I work in retail and 'chads' often enjoy conversing with me, they're really cool to talk to

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>>38511909
>hur dure post from your phone ur a normie
Not gonna sugarcoat it ppl like you need to go ahead and get it over with you're not meant for this world

>>38512174
Being a virgin is only one of many requirements.

>>38511909
>post from your phone
But I have no choice. I don't have home Internet or a computer.

>>38511909

>a job
Had around 2 part time jobs.
>go to university
Second year now, bachelor's degree if three years.
>have a gf
Yes since last year.
>aren't a virgin
Haven't been since I was 17
>post from your phone
It's easier.
>have girls in your phone/ messenger
Around 90 of the 250 people I have in my phone are girls.

>>38511909
What a relief. I was starting to think being a robot was some sort of badge of honor.

>>38512096
I have all of these and I'm a robot.

>>38511909
>a job
I have one but it doesn't really count since I work for my parents.

>go to university
Community college isn't university.

>have a gf
Never.

>aren't a virgin
21 years and counting. Starting to lose hope.

>post from your phone
I don't but this has literally nothing to do with being a robot.

>have girls in your phone/ messenger
I don't think my mom and my aunt count.

"Robot" purists can go hang themselves.

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More loser olympics from the pale rays of sunshine. I step on you cockroaches. Im here for all the banter and there isnt much you can do about it.

>>38511909
ok, let's see:
a job - nope
go to university - nope
have a gf - nope
aren't a virgin - nope, i'm a virgin
post from phone - nope, i don't have a mobile phone, let alone a smartphone

i guess i'm a complete robot, and i'm 29

>>38513546
Are you that guy that's gonna get kicked out?

>>38511909
3.5 out of 6?

I'm not working at the moment due to an accident but does this make me like a cyborg or something?

>>38513555
i guess any guy like me is a guy who is gonna get kicked out

Tbh I haven't gotten laid in like 5 days though, I'm not setting up tinder dates right now for no reason

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>a job
yes
>go to university
dropped first semester of college
>have a gf
soon
>aren't a virgin
soon
>post from your phone
no
>have girls in your phone/ messenger
soon

>>38513654
I mean the guy from the other thread that said he was gonna get kicked out by his mom and hasn't been doing anything but doing household chores.

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>>38511909
Its not like a robot can do anything against a normie invasion. They are here and there is nothing that can be done about it.

Reminder for the REQUIRED checklist for a robot:

>21+
>male
>virgin
>never had a gf

you can NOT debate about whether someone is a robot or not if they do not pass the checklist above

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>>38511909
I'd give you a smack IRL if you talked to me that way.

>>38513851
What if I had a girlfriend for a week when I was like 11?

OP here back again

it seems to have riled you all up like my intention. good.

It was just to prove what this place has become. if I posted this exact same thread 5 years ago people would have been like "ahh... yeah obviously".

>wanting to fit in on this board.

I'd gladly kill every last one of you to be a normie.

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>>38511909
you dont know me or what ive been through so stop trying to tell me i dont fit in here because i dont match your autistic criteria completely

>>38511909
>I-if you post from your phone, t-then you're a n-normie go away I don't want my feefees hurt this is my safe space!!
Of course. The group of people that get away with shitposting and hurting your gay feelings the easiest are normies. Kek get a load of this faggot, go cry about it some more while I rev up the racebait and trap threads.

Sent from my iPhone

>>38511909
Does it count if I post from a phone because I live in a small household with no privacy to browse 4chan? Plus actual paranoia and fear of criticism when people see what I'm doing on a laptop, which I only use for reading Wikipedia?

>>38514141
Ignore Op, being a male involuntary khv with 0 social life has and always will be the only requirement for being a robot. Being a wageslave, going to school, etc have nothing to do with being a robot. OP just wants to arbitrarily demand everyone less retarded than him leave because their "successes" make him feel insecure.

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>>38513105
>>38511909
>still clean but consider getting a job
it was fun while it lasted, anon