>"Anon, why are you still wearing your shirt? take it off! jeez"
>>38511071
>"like I told you earlier m'lady, I don't engage in watersports!"
>*unsheathes katana*
>"I am very sorry m'lady."
>*slices in half*
>"W-whhyyyyyy anon!"
>*She shrieks in pain as she soon collapses*
>"It had to be done!"
>*Runs off in the distance*
>tfw no giraffe gf
>>38511234
>slicing a girl in half because she asks you to swim
>not because she is a roastie dressed in a slutty bikini
Get out normalfag.
What, people can't tell your fat with a shirt on?
>tfw okay body but bacne so haven't swam in years
>>38511071
Fuck off with these threads already
They aren't funny, they aren't interesting and they don't even make sense
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