>be me >driving around with friend >trying to find

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>be me
>driving around with friend
>trying to find a homeless guy to buy us alcohol
>get ripped off, little fucker rides off on his bike
>me and my friend go look for him
>ask his homeless friends where the piece of shit went
>told us their camp was like on one of these trails
>go to this fairly open area that leads to multiple trails
>step on something
>feel my right foot get poked by something
>walk a couple more feet
>take my shoe off
>it's bleeding barely
>my mind immediately jumps to HIV and other shit
>see a green tent
>it might be them
>pussy out, want to get get this thing on my foot fixed up
>go home, take shower
>told my parents about it
>yelling at me for trying to buy alcohol
>they so "OPE WELL NOTHING WE CAN DO NOW"
>(even though there is an HIV cure within 72 hours right?)
>they just fucking call me stupid and paranoid
>this is how im going to fucking die
Nice knowin you /r9k/