>both parents from villages in south europe
>dad was a semi-Chad
>mom was an absolute qt virgin (saw her pics) at age 20
>got her pregnant before they even married
>literally true love
>they don't ever have any serious arguments and they've been together for two decades
>spawned a useless beta shit like myself
>didn't get any of their looks but instead look like a cousin from my mom's side (old balding virgin)
HOWWWW WHYYY fuck you dad why can't I get your looks and a qt virgin gf