>alone
>cant be fucked to cook
>order curry
>40 minutes later delivery driver arrives
>pay him two pound delivery fee "tip"
>take curry
>give delivery driver his half of the take away
>make him his first cup of tea as per the quota
>jokes on him sugar isn't included in his work care package
>finish curry
>we go over his health insurance policy to make sure neither of us is getting ripped off
>he takes the left side of the bed as per his contract
>he leaves the following
Haha he forget his two pounds. Idiot.