>school's out for the summer >tfw no internship wants

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>school's out for the summer
>tfw no internship wants me
>sees store is hiring
>needs experience using adobe software
>fuck yeah that's me
>slept early last night, even put on pants for the first time in months
>walks into store with the closest thing to a smile on my face
>"hey can I speak to (owner)?"
>owner shows up, looks at my resume
>he's halfway through it and still no expression on his face
>"um anon is this your only paid work experience?"
>points to mt office bitch/ data entry job that I did for 2 months
>"y-yeah" :]
>"Cool anon, we'll let you know in a couple of weeks, gotta talk to my staff about (something)"

mfw didn't even ask to see my portfolio
mfw the whole thing took less than 40 seconds
mfw I know people my age making six figures
mfw I couldn't even get a minimum wage job

it's as if the universe doesn't want me to be a normie