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>he imagined defeating Chad with your martial skills

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>he imagined defeating Chad with your martial skills in front of Stacy
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>he imagined singing lead vocals as a band played his favorite song at the time in front of the entire school
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>>38502335
bonus
>he imagined singing a really popular song for the first time like he had written it
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>he imagined becoming fit and good looking after "training" once or twice

>when listening to music he imagines a story in which he is important

>when watching TV or a movie he compares himself to the protagonist and thinks what he would do in his place even though the protagonist isn't a useless fuck unlike him

>he posts all of this hoping to get (You)s
>he thinks he is funny

god, I hate myself
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he imagined beating the shit out his teacher with a mech suit in front of the whole class
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>Imagined I actually get the girl despite being the unlucky underdog.
Sadly, real life underdogs usually don't prevail.
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Wacky Cucks, the lot of you.
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>>38502303
he imagined dating chad and stealing him from stacy
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>He imagined being the musical genius behind the Dark Souls tracks and presenting them in class
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>>38502303
I would always fantasize about beating up my bully, until I would actually do it. Like, I'd just wait for the bullying to get bad enough, for it to be justifiable for me to sucker punch the fucker. I actually just walked up to my bully when he was just sitting and talking with some friends and I just threw a barrage of fists to his face, until he pushed me and I fell to the floor. Thankfully, his friends stopped him from kicking my ass. And the school monitors (or guards) took us both to the principal's office, before we both got expelled.

The only way to make the bully stop bullying you is to fight.
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>he imagined being part of a secret organization prepared to fight coming alien invasion and saving his oneitis after the first attacks
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>>38502303
FUCK OFFFFFF
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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>He imagined being fucked while in girls clothes
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>>38502695
i thought i was the only one, jesus christ anon
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>>38502303
>He dreamed about bumping into Stacy and helping her pick up her stuff and she smiles and thanks you
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>>38502303
>he imagined being a girl and being asked to the prom
you are not alone anon.
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>he imagined he was an individual like James dean but was just a faggot like the rest
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>he imagines himself into his own fan fiction screwing all his vidya waifus during bed just before falling asleep

I'm 21 and I've had the habit of doing this since I was 5. What's wrong with me?
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>>38502415
>when listening to music he imagines a story in which he is important
It hurts lad, the most common one is being a good looking hero that girls are into after saving them.
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>He imagines being part of a small team of mercenaries or soldiers that is known for being invincible.
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>He imagined having anime like superpowers and going on a rampage while being as edgy as possible
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>He imagined tracking the bully down a decade later when he is successful, has a family and making him watch as he murders his wife and son in front of him while he rapes his daughters and then finally kills the bully when his hope dies and he realizes the monster he created.
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>>38503081

28 and still doing it.
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>>38503231
watch Chronicle
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>>38503463

>If retards and failed normies gained superpowers.
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>>38502973
ugh that original feel
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>>38503463
Already watched. It was a nice movie desu
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>he imagined being a good fair dictator of the Earth, and under his rule no one would be sad
>millions would come to his funeral
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>>38502303
I still imagine things like this to this day.
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>>38503091
>he imagines transforming into leo luster and getting all the girls
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>he imagined that stacy somehow notices him and takes interesst in you asking you why you are always so sad and that she tries to help you
>he imagined that they will walk during a night with fullmoon and that she will cleary hint that she wants you to ask her for a relationship
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>Chad's stats and abilities are nerfed
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>>38502695
youra fav tracks?
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>he imagined being loved
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>>38503869
>>Confidence modifier for attraction and social interaction has been removed to allow for equal and fair gameplay
The devs really do care about this game after all. Time to get a girlfriend.
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>he imagined being an intimidating motherfucker and beating up the boyfriend of the girl he used to like into submission
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>>38502303
>He self inserts himself into anime, tv, movies, and vidya with Homura's power over time to save the day
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>>38502303
>he then proceeded to have sex with chad
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>he imagined having good friends and a gf
hah...who would do that, hah
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>>38504824
>he imagined having a house and a wife and a few kids running around
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>>38502437
All these are vastly improved by tacking "in a mech suit" onto the last sentence.
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>>38502303
>he imagined life with his oneitis when he gets in shape

she didn't like me anyway
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>>38502303

>He made a montage in his head of all the cool fight scenes in an anime replacing the protagonist with himself.
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>>38502303

>he imagined himself beating the school shooter just when he was about to shoot his onetis, but being shot in the process, and then she would cry as he died in her arms
>He imagined that one day aliens would come to his school and explain that he is actualy an alien too, and that its time to go home
>He imagined himself being a total genious in front of the entire class and gaining attention from the girls
>He imagined that one day someone would pick a fight with him, but then he would beat the guy with your Karate skillz
>He imagined himself beating everyone in a vidya contest
>He imagined himself doing Jackass stuff, such as going to school in a childs car and jump on the stairs
>he imagined that one day the Secret service would knock on his class and tell him that they needed him for a top secret mission, and that only him could save the world

Yup, pretty wild imagination
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>>38502790
You definitely won, anon
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>>38506387
>he's old enough now to know that none of these are plausible and that he is actually a completely uninteresting person who will live his whole life in mediocrity
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