>mfw normie friend gave me this because "it was the night"
>mfw 3 years later and I haven't used it yet
>mfw I have to throw it away because it has expired
>tfw had unprotected sex last night with a girl I'd just met
>didn't even realise how fucking stupid that idea was until I was sober
Don't worry lads, if I get something, I'll weaponize it and use it on Stacy
If u have a child, don't ever let him know what 4chan is. He'll thank you later