Anyone else here feel old as fuck and jaded? I find it increasingly hard to relate to anyone on this site. Everyone is using weird foreign humor I either don't find funny or can't be assed to keep up with. Hell, it just hit me earlier that people born in 2000 will be legally allowed to post here next year.
Yet I have nowhere else to go.
>>38500037
Come to /wiz/
>>38500093
I got banned from wizchan for saying I had a little brother.
The only way out is to completely shut yourself off from any "honest" human contact.
>close all your social media accounts if you have any
>track down any site with a mention of your real name and petition for it to be removed
>disassociate your real name from the web entirely
>close all e-mail accounts
>if you work, never have small talk honestly unless it's a situation you can't get out of
>don't talk to anyone unless you need a service from them and don't deviate from the topic at hand
>stop indulging in storytelling of any kind: video games, novels, movies, shows; it's all the same bullshit some other human being is trying to shove down your throat