>give presentation from my laptop
>midway proffesor liberal asks me to look something up because he disagrees
>open Microsoft edge because I know Firefox is full of my filthy porn history
>Would you like to restore previous session?
>click no but somehow click yes
>nononono
>My mom's milky tits
>Geizer fucked hard in the ass
>PEANUTBUTTER DOG ASSHOLE
>you can literally heard everyone's shock in the squeak of the chairs
>try to open a new window but just open up a new tab instead
>accept defeat and continue to argue with professor about how Jesus could have been white (e.g. Kurdish)
>tabs remain legible at the top of the screen
>Kurds
>white
Holy shit this race science autism has gone too far.
>>38499254
White features, whatever man. Lots of them have blue eyes and light hair.
>>38499223
I had a similar problem where I had to go into my email to get a presentation, and unexpectedly that night before class my dad emailed me a bunch of pictures of him fucking some Stacey.
There were like 10 emails in full bold because I hadn't read them, with all caps titles along the lines of "LOOK AT THIS SLUT!!!" and "FUCKED HER GOOD!!!"
>>38499274
1488, my white brother.
and that's why I have a laptop for personal use and a cheap as fuck chromebook for work.