If you eat pussy, you are a pussy. Period. You're basically

If you suck a hole, you'll suck a pole.

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>>38498905
This is true.

I hate it how the hypergamic modern day sexual market FORCES everyone to engage in all sorts of degenerate and bizarre sex acts just because they're "normal" and to compete.

Hell if you wanna "date"(not that you should) you're expected to know the basics of BDSM now because somehow every fucking roastie has a domination fetish now.

I don't know what the fuck is going on

you are what you eat

*ejaculates early*

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>>38498905
il just leave this ear

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>>38499051
part doo

Fuck I love licking roasties and sticking deep between those roastie lips and sucking them.

I'll lick her ass too and stick my tongue into her shitter.

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>>38498905
What If i only eat poopers?

>>38499080
you're a virgin, stfu you cringy retard

>>38499080
>>38499092
Oh I forgot, now rimming (a disgusting thing only pozed gay men used to do till circa 5 years ago) has now been normalized and IS EXPECTED for you to do.

Hell most girls I'm told will rim YOU and even sodomize you because it's the new norm in normiedom

>>38499123
>most girls I'm told

Yeah, that says it all right there.

>>38499101

Stfu you bitch, you pussy bitch.

>>38499123

Roastie pussies were made to be suckled and licked by men.

I'll have her pussy over my face for a good 10 minutes before I even let her up for the dickens.

>>38499168
make me you fat fuck, kys

>>38499194

I'm not fat, you little bitch pussy shit fuck cunt.

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>>38499146
>that says it all right there.
Epic comeback dood.
You're on /r9k/ if you hadn't noticed.
I haven't gone on a date with a woman in 8years 10 months.

I'm going by what normies tell me and what I read on social media

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>>38499199
you're a pathetic loser you stupid fuck
enjoy my last you (you) virgin

not really if your 6'4 like i am 6'4 tall you dominate her you grab her entire body and do what ever u want to her. its not submissive it just is to you,,because you're not 6'4

Only insecure betas think that having sex with a woman means the woman is dominating you.

>>38499250

You're a fucking retard that likes to pretend you're not a loser, you fat stupid fuck.

Good fuck off now you little bitch boy.

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>>38498905
Can I still eat ass?

>>38498905
I'm never eating pussy. Girls all have hpv. Enjoy throats herpes plebs.

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>the virgin is still responding
Kek, not even worth my (you)

>>38498905
What kind of fucking mutant male has lips that big??

>>38498905
B-b-but I like girls...

>having sex with women means you're a pussy
it doesnt mean you're a pussy, it means you're inside one, and congrats if so

>>38498905
Lucky for you that is one dilemma you will never have to face.

>>38498905
evidently nigger lips are a gene that will persist even if you're 25% black

>>38499311

Fuck you bitch, I'll never lick your pussy.

>>38498905
That's a bizarre way to look at it, my man.

You are what you eat... which means, if you are a pussy, does that make it socially acceptable to have sex with you and it not be gay? Fucking a pussy cannot be gay, so if you are turned into one, doesn't that mean I could fuck you and it still be straight sex?

>>38499713
>Eating pussy is having sex
Kek, you cuck are so delusionate.

>>38498997
you're letting the internet skew your view of human sexuality and that's harmful

>>38498905
this is some old school shit desu, wasn't there an episode of the sopranos about this?

everyone goes down a girl sometimes

>>38499219
there's no comeback he's just pointing out the truth.

your exceptionally weird understanding of sex suddenly makes complete sense when framed by your own phrase
>most girls I'm told

>>38499767
That guy is sexy
I bet you have no lips.

>>38499817
>delusionate

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>>38498905
I am submissive, so eh... whatever.

>>38499842
>the internet skew your view of human sexuality
I don't mean porn though, I mean actual people commenting on social networks and whatnot.

And irl people just the same

my husband gave me a rimjob last night and it felt amazing. i usually give him one too, but he prefers to be fingered.

>>38501154
>faggot
>married
/r9k/ in 2017

>>38501178
What is wrong with progressive? I thought it was good insurance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

>>38498997
There is nothing hypergamic about eating pussy.

>>38501502
>there is nothing hypergamic about eating pussy.
who the fcuk said there was?

I said it's the hypergamic nature of the sexual market that leads to competition and normie having to/choosing to adopt all sorts of sexual practices to be competitive on the market.

Making a girl cum and making her feel vulnerable is not a beta thing.

>>38499285
Faggot, I'll kick your ass pussy, meet me retard! Let's go you fat fucking bitch!

>>38502606
>r feel vulnerable is not a beta thing.
it is though. Chad doesn't need to, it's like using dildos or getting pegged to compensate. KEK And that's not what you're doing anyway.

>>38499051
Wont read cauz of the anime shit

>>38502606
If you have a big dick, you dont need to do any beta pussylicking shit to make a girl cum buckets. Your dick makes her cum just from the sex

>>38502788
Sure, but there's more to sex than just pumping in a girl. Making girls feel shit is important so oral isn't bad

>>38502856
>Making girls feel shit is important so oral isn't bad
spoken like a true beta KEK

>>38501178
i'm a chick and he's a trap, so i guess you're technically right.

>>38503062
Spoken like a true virgin robot

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>>38503611
>true virgin robot
kek you numale betas never learn do you?
Now go beg some uggo to let her worship her you embarassing cuck

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>>38499051
>>38499059
>animefag knows the encyclopedia on how to treat women

didn't read