>accidentally call co-worker a "nu-male" >boss

>when /pol/ is forced to interact with real people to pay the bills

fugging kekkkk

>>38498728
no you're a neckbeard loser

you're literally below nu-males on the male hierarchy, hence why your "faggy numale" coworker got away with making fun out of you like that.

>>38498743
>>38498800
>bootyblasted numales

KEK you're too obvious

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>>38498800
>you're literally below nu-males on the male hierarchy, hence why your "faggy numale" coworker got away with making fun out of you like that.

That's not fucking true. He only got away with it because his normie friends blocked my moves. If we were alone together I would have torn his ass apart.

>>38499542
you would have failed and cried

>>38498728
>sorry, slip of the tongue meant to say "male"
it's not that hard, stop being autistic

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>>38499542
>this is what neckbeards actually think

we're all doomed, friend.

>>38499566
"LOL JOHN YOU'RE SUCH A MALE XDD"

I think that would've made him look way more pathetic..

>>38499553
Shut the fuck up you faggot cuck

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>>38499566

Some of my coworkers are pretty dissatisfied with numales even if they don't know the term. I thought I would actually gain new respect among them but numale fag took my fucking spotlight.

>>38499591
Lol assblasted virgin manlet detected

>>38499658
Shut up you cuck weakling faggot, I would fuck your ass

>>38499639
just stop dude, we all know you're larping cause you like posting crying wojak pictures

>>38499666
You'd fuck another man? Sounds like you're the numale

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>>38499589
>>38499542
I love wojak so much


orororooror

>>38499686
I'd fuck up your ass*

Don't get your hopes up fag

>>38499686
>You'd fuck another man?

Yea? And? It's dominate, faggots like you just spread your cheeks for guys like me

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>>38499706
>homosexual calling someone else a fag
I'm having a laugh boy. No need to get defensive over your Freudian slip

>>38499728
Yeah, so you can rim us while we fuck your oneitus like the good little cuckie you are.

>>38499728
Sounds like you want to have intercourse with another man. That makes you a homosexual

>>38498728
>using shitty internet terminology outside the internet

Wew lad, no wonder.

>>38499762
Nope you're just a flaming faggot :)

>>38499639
Pol on literal and metaphorical suicide watch to this very minute

>>38499856
omg yes, so much fucking this

Op ETERNALLY btfod

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You know you're beneath shit when you're (arguably) not a normie and even /r9k/ bashes you.

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OP HERE

I AM NOT A FUCKING NUMALE

I WORK OUT, AM NOT A MANLET, VOTED FOR TRUMP, AND HAVE AN IQ OF 132

AND I SERIOUSLY WOULD HAVE KICKED THAT NUMALE KEK'S ASS IF THER WEREN'T ANY WITNESSES. I HAVE TO KEEP MY JOB. JUST BEING REALISTIC.

>>38500453
fuck off dude, you sound like a massive cuck

>>38500453
>workout
>voted for trump
>is considered effeminate

what exactly are you working out? Your dick sucking skills? If you're not a trap then fucking lol

>>38500135
/r9k/ is 85% normies

>>38500888
xDDDDD le op is a faggot

Not OP, but fuck off you useless mouth breather

>>38500510
No, he does not.

>>38500888

I'm only considered effeminate by my coworkers who have NO CLUE what real manliness is.

They think because I don't talk much I'm just another autistic weirdo.

I'M A STRONG SILENT TYPE WHO DOESN'T NEED TO DEAL WITH FAGGY FEELINGS EVERY DAY AND GOSSIP ABOUT STUPID POP STARS EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>>38500963
>No, he does not.

>not playing with the role play so OP gets cartoonishly mad and posts more crying wojaks with false indignation trying to prove to us his manhood

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>>38498728
>invited to drink with my brother's friends
>there's girls
>get a few drinks in me so I can relax and start shooting the shit too
>the topic of women comes up
>blurt out "haha yeah man, these bitches only want chad thundercock am I right?"
>everyone stops and looks at me
>"um... what's chad thundercock?"
>I say "o-oh well you know... he's the kind of guy who cucks all the betas haha.. you know? ch-chad thundercock"
>they start laughing uneasily and ask "what's 'cuck'"
>"o-oh well you know... when a guy steals your oneitis..."
>they start laughing wildly among themselves
>I run outside and cry
>finally come back inside
>one of them says "hey look! it's thundercuck!"
>they all start cheering "thundercuck! thundercuck! thundercuck!"
I never went out drinking with my brother ever again.

>>38500453
Fuck off my magapede retard.
You're just a right wing nu-male, end your miserable fucking life.

>>38501077

man... this place has broken you completely hasn't it.

>>38498728
>please tell me I'm better than them, I'm better than all those faggy numales
Never take anything on 4chan seriously.

These stories all sound so real

>>38500453

Screw off faggot, stop trying to make excuses

>>38499542
>if we were alone together i would have torn his ass apart

I hope you would have at least bought him dinner first

>>38498728
b-b-busted

>>38498728
should have knocked out everyone in the room.

>>38500453
too bad you are one op you will be better off an hero

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>>38498728
>that cringe feel when you hear your brother 'redpilling' your parents about weed
>but then you remember you 'redpilled' them about hitler

anon!!! yo u go on r9k for pete's sake
we are all NU MALES >:^( and LOSER S

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>>38500453
>manlet never mentioned anywhere in the thread
>I"M NOT A MANLET

really activates my almonds

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>>38505183
>tfw they are actually redpilled on hitler now and slap brother for being degenerate.

/devilish/