>work in office as IT >wear trench coat for the weather

>>38498182
Lol I bet you dress like shit

I'm sure you are being 100% objective here about the clothes both of you were wearing.

>>38498182
Chad wears a well fitting trench coat from an expensive designer. You bought a too big/long coat from a cheap department store in a dark unflattering colour.

>>38498182
Trench coats are god tier if they're worn right.

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>>38498182
>>called the "matrix"
literally in tears desu famalam

>>38498182
>wearing a trenchcoat
This is were you fucked up. You're lucky they're not calling you "street flasher".

is it a leather duster and not a trenchcoat?
do you wear crocs with them?
do you wear sweatpants with that?
do you also wear a fedora or focal glasses with them?
do you have a neckbeard?
are you balding and letting it grow out?
do you wear cartoon t-shirts?

please post a picture of yourself, matrix

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>work in office
>casual fridays
>usually wear a baseball hat
>get told no hats allowed
>chad in my aisle wears baseball hat everyday
>oh anon, he's allowed because he said the light bothers his eyes

>>38498182
>this life
maybe you should improve instead of dressing like the matrix.

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Chad probably looks good because he bought a well fitting coat and put thought into his outfit. You probably look like pic related.

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>cute girl wears makeup
>cute girl wears nice clothes
>cute girl gets called pretty and trendy
>cute girl cuts her hair short
>cute girl gets called fashionable
>cute girl asks her boyfriend for expensive watch and jewelry
>cute girl is told "she deserves it"


>I wear makeup
>I wear cute clothes
>I get called a tryhard
>I cut my hair short
>I'm being told I look like a tomboy and it doesn't look good
>I ask a guy to pay for my cab because I literally forgot my wallet at home
>I get called a gold digger

>>38498823
>I look like a tomboy
L O N D O N

>>38498823
I love tomboys, pls never change. are you brown/tanned?

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>>38498852
>>38498915
My hair is pretty long now (shoulder length) and yeah I'm really tan.

I'm also an alcoholic and a schizophrenic so it's better for you to dodge this bullet

>>38498182
women and normies are stupid. don't feel bad.

>>38498980
>yeah I'm really tan.
>I'm also an alcoholic
are you not fat right? if not you are fucking perfect where are you at my sassy tomboy goddess.

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>>38499006
Not in the US/UK.

>>38499062
Germany?

orig post 234143

who cares what some schmucks say?? wear it anyway??

>>38499062
are you in europe at least?

>>38499062
pls originally be in munich

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>>38499122
Yes
>>38499077
No. Sorry.

>>38498823
stop larping as a girl, you faggot

you know how we know?

no girls are ever told they deserve anything, because they don't, except for maybe by a male that wants their pussy

>>38499158
>be cute girl
>80% of guys that see you want your pussy
?????

>>38499149
well at least you give me hope that what I am looking for exists. unless you are a female(male)

>>38498182

>get called 'the matrix'

how original

>>38499149
F-France?

>>38499149
originally what hobbies?

>>38499211
>>38498182
>Gets called the Matrix
>Not getting called Neo
Do you work in an autism camp?

>>38498729
This guy looks sharp. Grown men, well-groomed. Nothing to say anon

>>38499149
rer0ll for fcking france >>38499263

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>>38499263
Not France, sorry
>>38499281
I'm obsessed with conspiracy theories and sometimes play sports

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>>38498182
>wear trench coat
>called the matrix
reminds me of
>there's a big black tower in this one city
>some geeky cyborgs, normies and Chads call it Mordor
>a more fitting name would be Barad-dur
Why do people do this?

>>38499605
**are you a nazi/racist?**

Unless you live somewhere where it's 20F or below and you have to walk everywhere, you have absolutely no reason to wear a trench coat. Grow up, where a normal coat like the rest of society.

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>>38498182
Gandy looks funny in this coat too
I actually laughed at the pic before reading the OP

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>>38500622
Trench coats are very fashionable if worn right. If you're good looking I guess you can wear anything.

>>38499284

... no, normies often do it this way,
They often don't bother with details.

>>38501079
>very fashionable if worn right.
i.e. by an attractive person.

If youre not charismatic and/or handsome, anything you wear is "cringey" and your behavior in general is under 100x more scrutiny
Get used to it