>buy large sample of uranium ore online. make sure geiger counter readings are dangerous
>place under bed or near wherever you sleep
>continue life as normal, pretending it isn't there, telling no one
>eventually, cancer diagnosis
>dump uranium ore in the woods
>die
easiest way out. not quick, maybe painful towards the end, but easy
try to at least enjoy some of the sympathy from family/friends after the diagnosis, and take advantage of a life insurance policy to be paid out to someone you care about
>>38498004
Where do you get uranium
>>38498004
Cancer is a terrible way to die. No way. Not trying that shit at all.
>>38498146
are you serious? you don't even notice it.
>>38498155
It destroys you from the inside and if it doesn't kill, the chemo will make you feel extremely shitty all of the time.
I've seen people go from normal to fucking depressed as shit after chemo. But they have to do it to live.
Cancer is a shit way to die. Don't try this.
>>38498004
>buy large sample of uranium ore online
>geiger counter readings are dangerous
pick one, faget