scientifically accurate personality measurement (mbti)

>>38496822
ENTP obviously, we aren't hypocrites at all.

>>38496822
intp description is pretty much spot on (t. self taught programmer in multiple languages and also learning some instruments) but it fails to mention the utter lack of any feeling or satisfaction whatsoever towards anyone or anything as well as the inability to actually apply gained skills to worldly benefit

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CALLIN ALL INTJ'S HERE TO COMMENT ON ME NOW! ROGER THAT ALRIGHT

>>38496861
not an original one at all

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ENFJ masterrace. We truly are superior

>>38498774
>anything with F in it
>masterrace
off yourself faggot

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>>38498825
You must be one of those deluded faggots who think being a Fe user equals being a doormat or an overly emotional crybaby.

It just means I'm extremely good at understanding people and manipulating them.

>>38499130
And also a stupid cunt with no analytical ability.
>>38496822
Taurus Mercury Retrograde

>>38499130
>extremely
dont flatter ureselve

>>38496822
I'm Shanks and a big hypocrite

Does claiming hypocrisy make you a hypocrite?

If you're being honest about being a hypocrite you're not a hypocrite due to honesty however since you're honest it makes your claim false making you a hypocrite again which makes the whole thing loop around again...

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>>38499151
>>38499173
Haha stay mad INxx pathetic losers. You sure made me kek so ill thank you for that. Probably the only good thing you're good at, being laughed at by people.

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>>38498774
>not entj
>thinks they're superior

>>38499257
im already erected
pls do continue

>>38499257
INs rule the world dumb negro, what are YOU even good for in the grand scheme of thinga

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>>38496822
I'm ISFP according to the last couple times I've taken the test, but I'm not a very private person and Interested not one to rebel against things I disagree with. Is it possible to be a beta/socially anxious ESFP?

>>38499794
>Interested

FUCK YOU PHONE

>>38499730
>INs rule the world
this

and r9k is our home base

>>38499130
What type with Fe in your ego block are you?

So many Te/Ti here, but it's mbti and not socionics that is being always discussed.

I have Ni and Fe and would trade it for Ti/Te or even Si/Se anytime.

>>38499794
>>38499814
>bein interested in anything at all
i thought summer was over

>>38499917
>ego block
read the thread vladimir. it says mbti. not socionics,

>>38499953
Ok you're right, should have dropped ego block while discussing mbti, but still Fe-anon should be able to answer my question.

>>38498774
Is that a normie type?
Most robots here classify themselves as INxx from what I've seen in those threads.

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I'm 73% assertive -- would anyone mind telling me what this exactly means?

In response to the OP, I'd say INTP. They generally have no reason to be hypocrites because they're so detached from this world.

>>38496822
>Normie PIece
Sure thing brub

>>38499914
Funny thing about this, I'm in the process of getting my law degree and I plan to use it to get me into the game of politics so I can quite literally rule the world.

>>38500278
>I'm in the process of getting my law degree
>so I can quite literally rule the world
wew

you know, the movie industry is doing a really good job at keepin people motivated

>>38500274
did you try to say one piece, autismobro?

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>>38496822
INTJ here, uhhh, I don't really know what I'm supposed to say now.

>>38501487
Rub your nipples and say "OH YEAH" until you get enthusiasm to shout it. See how that makes you feel.

>>38499794
>Is it possible to be a beta/socially anxious ESFP?
Only if you'd do cognitive test and enneagram one for checking.

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>>38501723
I think I'm gonna pass on that. We need to add more to these threads, like say your personality, religion, job, and political views.

>>38496822
INTJ is clearly the least hypocritical.

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>>38497582
Shut up stop posting like that. We don't need that kind of attention

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>>38500278
>Reddit: The Post
orgegagnoaregano

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the wokest type reporting in
what up niggas

>>38501811
WE DO SHUT UP

>>38497582
RODGER FELLOW INTJ OVER!

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I hate how intuitive goes from 60% in the morning to 45% when I am exhausted
It's like logistician is my "fuck off we're full" mode

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I wish Death would finally take me.

>>38502105
>saying logistician instead of ISTJ

we brought this upon ourselves

>>38496822
>Believing in this pseudoscience horseshit just because you are desperate to belong in a group somewhere
I sure hope you guys don't do this

>>38502323
it's easier to pronounce

>>38502387
you know what is easier to pronounce?

cock

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>>38502063
Dude the other types, INFJ and ENXP will male fun of us and ENTJ won't respect us if we act like that. Behave yourself already.

>>38502427
yes but cock isn't a personality type

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I AM THE GREAT ARCHITECT

What would be the INTP/INTJ dynamic on the battlefield or something similar? If INTP is architect and INTJ is strategist ... INTP creates and INTJ manages?

INTJ's please.

Contain your autism.

>>38502476
>caring about what plebs think
WOO PLEB TRAIN COMIN CHO CHO PLEB TRAIN GET OUTTA WAY PLEB

>>38502495
i just wanna ram my jam in your fragile boypuss

>>38502511
>on the battlefield or something similar?
there is no battlefield or something similar in the real world

>>38502622
too bad anon but I am a grill
stop hitting on me silly boys haha

>>38502647
I just wanna know about the ideal INTP/INTJ dynamic ffs

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>>38502598

>>38502511

INTP here. I personally find most INTJ's to be pretty difficult to spend time with.

Maybe it's just a question of the particular individuals level of maturity, but I don't know.

>>38502652
ah so thats why
i see
interesting
let me put some thought on this and get back to you

always get estj

>>38502661
ok sure
intj battles with his own shit while intp tries to figure out whats his problem
then they have sex

>>38502677
Those with a more developped Fi are alright, had a good time playing minecraft with one, he was a CAD developper or something IRL and was a really good at making nice buildings on the spot

>>38502677
wanna know a way to figure out someones maturity?
ask if they know their mbti type

>>38502716
>always get estj
Are you strict and non-bullshit guy?

>>38502751
must be
he said he always gets the same type

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Damn it feels good to be author-philosopher-scientist-architect masterrace.

>>38502822
says anon as he continues to be a waste of oxygen in his basement

>>38502822
the ego boost that people get from internet
this is not any different than facebook likes if you ask me

>>38502846
Those are google docs documents open, I'm currently finishing up my latest novel, of many which are best sellers.

I also have ENTJ traits and enjoy laughing at you losers.

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>>38502721

I was going to question this, but then I remembered this actually happened to me once.

Fuck, man.

>>38502741

I can agree with this, I don't usually wind up arguing with them. It's kind of like, you establish youself in their sights as a good person to bounce ideas off of and you spend most of your time with them somewhat in awe of them mental hamsterwheeling and expending a ton of effort getting nowhere. It's interesting to watch.

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>>38502885
>laughing at us losers
>feels the need to validate himself instead of just brushing it off
sure you do, pal

>>38502917
so how was the sex?

orig

>>38501946
>>38500457
You fags are just jealous that I'm actually doing something with my life instead of being a pathetic, autistic, fat NEET who complains about being a kissless virgin on a weeb image board.

>>38503000

It was enjoyable, but very tsundere.

I have a qt3.14 INFP gf now. Would recommend for building a tactical resistance to human emotionality.

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>>38502959
Validation does not apply to me as I really don't care what you think neckboy. You mistake validation for satisfaction, I gain satisfaction in making you feel pathetic.

>>38503033
thats actually true. just chill down on the ruling the world part and you are golden

>>38503113

Okay, give us the synopsis of your novel.

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>>38502167
INTP-INTJ-INFP masterrace here

Write a book anon, INFPs are especially good at writing books (or poetry), and it's a great outlet to express your emotions.

God bless.

>>38503075
try breaking down their barriers with your dick

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tfw hypersexual INTP

It's like I make a connection with all the women on some level unless she's super ugly, probably inherited this from my father

Other dudes just talk to girls but I usually eyefuck them as well

BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL THIS I JUST WANT TO FIND MY SOULMATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38503113
does your pettiness come from some sort of complex or just your bruised ego?

>>38503181
>hypersexual
>INTP
>SOULMATE
hmmmm

do you happen to possess a glowing horn on your head?

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>>38503140
Except everybody wants to rule the world.

>>38496822

I used to be an INFP a few months ago, i took the test again and now i'm an INTP. I guess i've learned to not be so sensitive, and i try my best to act on logic rather than how i'm feeling at the time.

>>38503217
in any case IM REAL

>>38503219
but come to think about it

nobody actually does

and what you think you will do then? fuck every woman on the planet? its a pointless goal

go play age of empires

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>>38503148

(generalizing and simplifying for obvious reasons)
>fantasy world
>Emperor invades neighboring land
>all going well
>senators back home hate him
>attempt to assassinate
>he gradually goes mad, always looking over his shoulder
>gets defeated
>attempts suicide and fails
>makes a pact with the Devils to make them into material form in exchange for his soul and all his men's lives

Meanwhile a whole bunch of other shit and storylines are going on, it's got about five different perspectives at once, each personifying (but not stereotyping) an MBTI personality type to connect to as many readers as possible.

It gud

>>38503243
hush i found your soulmate
here >>38503236

>>38503271
>Berserk with special snowflake characters for your MB quota
h i l a r i o u s

>>38503268
It's a song, reference Anon. Relax.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

>>38496822
anyone have any more of these anime mbti memes

>>38503311
>a song, reference
stop

>>38503296
my soulmate is a highly intuitive and feminine INTP WOMAN who speaks my language

>>38503271

Thanks for exposing the apparent source of your conceit like that.

Please remember that your conduct reflects poorly on other INTP's.

>>38503183
My pettiness comes from my INFP side.

My magnificent ego comes from my INTJ side.

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>>38503311
no
i dont have to know your shitty reference
stop the autism

>>38503301
>look up berserk
>its a fucking manga

seems to me that you are the one being petty now boy

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>>38502511
The INTP thinks of a million different strategies to win but by the time he finally picks one he's already lost the battle.

The INTJ drills his troops until they're all dead, and when he's finally exasperated by their incompetence (relative to his absurd standards) he grabs a rifle and tries and fails to kill the enemy himself.

>>38503337
your language?
is it fart language? BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFpppfffpppppppppppptttppppsssssss

psss

>>38503323
use google you fuckin autistic lazy piece of cake

INFP here, i'm trying to write a short novel, is anyone interested in critiquing it?

>>38503432
yeah shoot

>>38503381

Accurate.

As an INTP, I'd pick an ENTJ as an ideal partner in a war schenario, probably.

>>38503409
ah so you didnt inherit it from your mother
are you adopted?

>>38503181
Our autistic charm makes us irresistable, sadly for us we have a strong mechanism in us that refuses to let us bed non-virgin qt 9.5/10 traps

its a sad life

>>38503444

>wizards
>kinda like harry potter but they go to college instead
>all get drunk and do stupid shit
>use spells to prank the normies and fuck with them
>have wild sex with each other with futa spells and whatnot
>they gradually get worse and worse until they finally start raping the normies
>wizard 3 has insatiable lust, he rapes his own sister
>the end

>>38503502

Started strong if not very novel but trailed off into fapbait/10

Sasuga INFP. Keep working on it.

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>>38503451
ENTJ leads the troops in battle.

INTP is in HQ coming up with contingency plans and future scenarios.

INTJ is reducing the inefficiencies in production and logistics.

ISTP is designing new weapons of war and improving current designs.

>>38503502
how much literary value does the piece possesses?

>>38503543
its my fucking book ill do what the fuck i want with it

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>>38503558
dude

spaghetiios

>>38503558

Just make it fun and I'll be happy. You wanted the criticism.

>>38503554

MBTI thread organizing and taking over r9k and then the rest of this chan when?

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>>38503451
Put it this way, I'm an INTJ, and whenever I play strategy games, I have this odd obsession with making my troops the highest quality they possibly can be, regardless of whether quantity over quality is needed for that situation or whether time is of the essence and I'm wasting it with my perfectionism.

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will anyone say anything or should i post?

>>38503732

I sympathize with you while keeping you distant with a long stick. Even if that judging inclination isn't contagious I won't risk it.

>>38503749
seconding this

who else /hesitanttopost/ here?

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>>38503749
>>38503833
Why are you so hesitant?

none of it cus one piece is shit

>>38503918
b-because tension got up and infp got angry a-and i didnt! know what to p-post *sobsob*

>>38503939
one piecu is god tier and you should neck ureselve

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>>38502598
Fair enough. Guess I'll take my chances

WOOT WOOT, FELLOW INTJS!

>>38503988
FELLOW INTJS U-U-UNAAYYYTTTTTTT!!!! WWOOPPEEEEEE!!!

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>>38502917
>watching the INTJ practice mental gymnastics
>stare in awe as he never gets any better
Sh-shut up!

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>>38504063

Even if I tried to stop it, It'd be like trying to stop a blender by putting my hand into it's blades.

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>>38504135
Why are you autistic or somethin? Just tell them to relax and give them a good succ. Usually comes em down right?
>no seriously though, how would you try to stop them and why is it unsuccessful?

>>38504019
Fuck it, this is the only place where I can be autistic and enjoy it

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH INTJ MASTUR BACE!

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>>38502167
I wish I could take your pain and put it on my shoulders, bruv.
It sucks being INFP

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>tfw INTJ
>tfw don't want to be a fucking living meme
>tfw just want to be a functional human being
>tfw fags like >>38502063 >>38502598 aren't helping

>>38504203

I basically said I wouldn't try and stop them doing that, because it's kinda just how they work and expend spare energy (as far as I can tell) and doing so would typically give em a bad reaction like 'you think i'm an idiot, huh?'

It's what INTJ's do, to not let them do it is to not let them be themselves. Every type has it's drawbacks - mental tail chasing is just one of those. It serves an indirect purpose.

Pretend I added a buncha stuff about my own types flaws so I seem fair here (I'm too lazy to bother doing that) (oh fuck, irony)

>>38504347
INTP-INTJ-INFP masterrace doesn't have those drawbacks

checkmate

>>38504240
good one brother

>>38504337
you can stop us. its only down hill from here

>>38504408

You've demonstrated the drawbacks of all of those types in your posts though.

pls dude, calm down.

>>38504450
perhaps you've been insecure for so long that you mistake confidence for arrogance?

what a peasant

>>38504640

So.. this.. is the.. power.. of.. being.. a special..snowflake..

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>>38503604
Yep, that's sounds like me!

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INFJ reporting, reminder to try the big five, it's used medically and scientifically for a reason (it has strong predictive power and was developed for this purpose)

Test
http://www.personalityassessor.com/bigfive/

General Info
http://www.psychometric-success.com/personality-tests/personality-tests-big-5-aspects.htm

In-Depth videos:
Conscientiousness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q15eTySnWxc
Extroversion and Neuroticism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTAv7eQ-vg
Agreeableness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgRaLmCOwYU
Openness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRFxulvRC7I

>take test
>INFP
>take test 3 months later
>ISFP
I'm not exactly sure what happened.

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>>38505136
>test
there's your issue, you need to read into cognition and functions

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>>38505042

INTP here, how messed up am i?

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>>38505210
INTP-INTJ-INFJ masterrace here

You are only as messed up as you perceive yourself to be. And with training, you can become greater than all of the people that surround you.

All of you INTPs, INFPs, and INTJs here, most of you are intelligent, and worthy of happiness, you only have to go out and take it.

Find your niche, find your passion, and the rest will follow.

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>>38505042

I'm not sure how to take this
jeez

>>38504347
Well thanks for talking about us. I love you.

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>>38504437
Thanks very much nonny. It's nice to be around my fellows

>>38505296

pls go away anon. You're not my guidance councellor

And I don't want you to be either.

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>>38496822
I get ENTJ, INTJ, or INTP depending on my mood when I take the test.

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>>38505501
You aren't him, obviously.

You are a buttmad INFP with an inferiority complex.

>>38505604
I always get INFP on most tests. Only got INFJ once but the questions asked were bad.

I think I'm either INFP or ISFP or an ENFP with attachment and avoidance issues.

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>>38505642

No my dude, I'm an INTP with basically the same score on the test as you.

Except I think you're silly for posting so much tripe about it.

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>>38496822
>WHO ARE YOU?
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

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>>38505772
>claims to be INTP
>doesnt post his results

top fucking kek

Get out of here feelsboy

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>>38496822
>tfw Ace
filsgutmen

ISTP

Zoro is also my favorite character of the series, coincidence?

>>38505832

m8y you're lucky your bait is so delicious or i sware on me mum i'd stop responding to it

>>38505832
>doesnt post his results
see >>38505182
the test only points you in the right direction

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>mfw estj
feels good being chad

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entj/estj here
beat my highscore