>"Anon! Take off your shirt and let's learn how

making "take off your shirt threads" should be bannable

Is this supposed to be some kind of an undesirable/uncomfortable scenario?

>>38495830
I don't really want to surf. The waves here aren't worth anything anyways.

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>>38495830

>"Anon! Take off your shirt and let's learn how to surf! It'll be fun!"
>"I don't engage in watersports Stacey"
>*teleports infront of her with a katana in hand*
>"Sorry m'lady, but I must do this."
>*Slices in half with katana*
>"She screams, w-why anon."
>"It had to be done"
>*Disappears in the distance*

>>38495830
Hell yeah. I have enough abs to not be ashamed, but my pec game is weak sadly.

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Do girls notice scoliosis?

No way. I'm skinny fat and I've got tits. They're really not bad, but from my perspective looking down they look a lot bigger than they are

>Takes off shirt
>Flexes. Hard.
> Cystic acne audibly bursts because of tension
> Clumps of rancid pus falls wetly on the sand

"Ahh, that's better, ok ready to go!! The salt and sun is good for my cysts"

>>38495830
>dem tiny, TINY tits
lol

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>working out and eating right just so i feel confident with my shirt off
>gyno never goes away

>>38495830
No because I cant swim and have tattoos that would make her scared

>>38495830
i already know how to surf desu, but i'm insecure about my fat body stacy so i will teach you to surf with my shirt on