I will say anything in "niggerspeak" or some rando

say
" i love you weegee " in niggerspeak

prankin a friend

>>38492845
say "ubertasks you a dumbass nigga fuck off you sus ass lil nigga asuka best girl nigga" (for a friend)

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>>38492845
but are you actually black?

>>38492871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06nTmS6obpS

>>38492895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OKiNZJQbMF

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>>38492935
Image related. Thirty.

thanks nigga
have a good night :3

scooby dooby doo where are you we got some work to do now

scooby dooby doo where are you
we needs some help from you now

come on scooby doo i see you pretending you got a sliver

you're not fooling me cause i can see the way you shake and shiver

you know we got a mystery to solve
so scooby doo be ready for your act
don't hold back

and sooby doo if you come through you're going to have yourself a scooby snack

scooby dooby doo here are you
you're ready and you're willin

if we can count on you scooby doo
i know we'll catch that villain

>>38492845
"drew you a dumb ass nigga god damn fucking minecraft playing looking ass fucking otis from barnyard animals looking ass god damn fuck outta here"

We wuz kangs n shit nigga I swear to god, my fuckin family man, they was from Egypt did you see the color of they skin, look at they skin

>>38492845
"mark why you gotta hate on black people nigga we didn't do shit to you nigga! fuck outta here white boi go back to /pol/ nigga" for a racist friend

>>38493005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Nh2tGFDpf

>>38493074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08es9t7eGW2

>>38493081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9VR29H7rt

>>38493111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BchUUDjHYU

>>38492845
We must unite the russian people under the orthodox faith against the moral nihilist menace

"Yo frost you a bitch ass nigga"

Nice, please insult somebody whose name is Lucas. I would be happy.

>>38492845
Say
"BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney l take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite...."

In niggerspeak pls

>>38493187
Thanks, negroid friend. Have a nice night.

>>38493195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UGiboBASXK

>>38493193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kAsHxa0d9t

>>38493190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wjV0Y240D8

>>38493208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cLPdv5aPjQ

>>38493245
You're welcome.

A A A EYY HOL UP

MAH BOI

MUH QUIJJIMAWN BOI

HIM SOME DA GOOD MANS N' SHIEET,

HE AIN DID NUN


A A EYY NIGG DA BOI DEM DA GOOD ONE SHIEEET

>>38492985
>spazio
>invio
You speak Italian, anon?

>>38492845
"wax candle lookin ass"
just that

>>38493276
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kAsHxa0d9t
Thanks, my dude

>>38492845
Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the Buffet and Walruses
Corpheus, Corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices

Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

>>38492845
Please say "Yo Austin, come over here and lemme eatcho ass"

Say "Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?"

>>38493320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0socUyCF15i
Got no one to practice with.

>>38493339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wsa6A8zxaJ

>>38493392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kZ7eDAKZAf

>>38493342
Np

>>38493375
Working on this one.

>>38493375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bzCkzmG2UR

>>38493436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qg7brPB15Y

>>38492845
Yo man, when I looked up at ya eyes n shit, that's when I knew you was my nigga.

Dass it mayne

>>38493576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FwdP9f0Mym

>>38493711
absolutely beautiful thanks my dude

>>38493455
What a coincidence, can you insult my italian friend?
"yo stefano, you bitch ass nigga, quit being a furry and get over here"

When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself, an uncharted island
In an endless sea

What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee
Those bones in my jaw!
Don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me


My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Adding beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree
You know they'd walk a mile
Just to see me smile (Woo!)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)


Yes, they're all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth, so awesome
Just like your favorite song
My shiny teeth, I floss them
So they'll grow to be real strong

My shiny teeth, I love them
And they all love me
Why should I talk to you
When I've got 32 (Woo!)
Shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)