Robots, I ran into my ex the other day. I feel like shit, but

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Robots, I ran into my ex the other day. I feel like shit, but a little at peace in a weird way.

>Be at this pub that turns into a club thing on one specific night.
>There with guy we will call TB, sort of a new friend but a real bro
>We're outside in the smoking section while he vapes some weed and I'm sitting on a bench.
>There she is, this woman I dated and loved for 4 years. One day, we just never spoke again.
>Point this out to TB but he says play it cool.
>We get up, walk inside while I turn my head away like a shitty comedy movie from her and IT FUCKING WORKS.
>We go in for more beer. and talk about why we stopped talking and seeing each other. It was bad.
>TB: "Wow, I want her to come over here and act bitchy and say something. I really want to tell her to shut the fuck up."
>TB is now officially my best friend.
>Go piss and walk out of the bathroom and she's standing there and makes eye contact.
>INSTANTLY gives me the dirtiest look and says "Oh fuck" and walks away super pissed. TB is amused.
>Walk upstairs from bathroom and she's waiting at the top to see if I come up? It was like a gorilla challenging the other for dominance. Thankfully to the booze and TBs speech. I don't give a fuck tonight and follow her right up.
>She's still super pissed that I'm there but we initiate conversation. It is SUPER fake, say we're going to go outside again
>She says cool but comes out immediately afterwards and says sorry for acting like a bitch and shit. I brush it off
>TB cant believe what is happening, 10 seconds ago she wanted to cut my dick off. This is a total 180. Looks absolutely pleased waiting for things to go wrong.
>Unfortunately they don't she says "I've changed" and all this bullshit. I really don't care.
>TB, sadly never gets to tell her to shut the fuck up.
>Go home.
>TB says while walking away. "I know people say they have a crazy ex, but you legitimately have a crazy ex"
>No lets never talk about her again, she's not worth the time.
>Thank TB.