>tfw your main fetish is so autistic and impossible that you'd

This drawing is absolute dogshit.

How do I tell my gf I want to give her a foot massage without her leaving me?

How do I tell my family I like anime?

>>38489723
Offer one after a long day of her walking.
Take her on a date that requires a lot of walking beforehand.

eh i've told people about -the fetish-
true, it has caused them to treat me like an inferior now
but i prefer that to being depended on and looked up to
and the joke is on them anyway because my fetishes give me secret powers because i have no shame associated with fetishism
whilst their fetishes destroy them because they have shame associated with fetishism

>>38489764
Wrong, they just have less weird fetishes than you and you're "that guy". Some things are both objectively and subjectively a bad idea, telling your fetish to your social circle is one of them.

Would you look down on your friend or be weirded out if one day he said he had a fetish for diapers or scat or CP? the answer is yes and that's what has happened in your life.

>>38489893
>>38489893
>Would you look down on your friend or be weirded out if one day he said he had a fetish for diapers or scat or CP?

As a matter of fact I wouldn't.
He'd instantly become one of the more interesting people I know. But thanks for pretending to know how I think.
This paralyzing fear of sexual urges, exceedingly common among normies, is just another social anchor holding everyone back.

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Tfw a girl will never shit in my mouth

I suggest for everyone to go on fetlife. A friend of mine introduced me to a fetish group and then I went to a fetish party and at that party I got my dick sucked by four different women and ate four different women's pussies. I'm not even that kinky of a guy, but now that same friend wants to take my virginity after seeing my dick and loving it.

Everyone just go to fetlife and find an event near you. Bunch of fat guys there so it doesn't matter how you look.

>he doesn't hold a party to come out to his family about his preferences in anal vore
Smh desu fan

>>38489712
most /d/-tier shit is

super autistic niche fetishes never have a whole lot of content so the autists that have said fetishes always take it upon themselves to make garbage to jerk off too

>>38489686
Looks to me like the artist liked umineko, he basically drew beatrice with marias hairband

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>>38490387
I'm not seeing it anon, it looks more like princess peach to me, and I'm in the middle of playing umineko

>>38489686
>Fetish is breast expansion
>No gf
>Have to resort to making myself take PM instead

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>>38489686
I have a giantess fetish too anon. I prefer the girls a little smaller, and I'd prefer if they don't eat me, but it's close enough that I'm sure you can relate.

My sister found out about it. Worst time of my life. Had to hand her my phone so she could navigate while family was in the car. She starts browsing through my history, and I can see in the window reflection that she's looking at the fetish stuff.

I couldn't do anything. I occasionally tried to take the phone back, but I couldn't do anything for fear of my parents in the front finding out. So I sat there, in a nervous sweat, wishing I could turn back time and unfuck my life.

She told me she knew why I was acting so strange when the parents went to get something at the store, though I pretended to not know what she was talking about. I wasn't able to look at her the same for a long time, and honestly I don't know if she's ever forgotten about what she saw.

Never let anyone know you have this fetish anon. NEVER.

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>MFW I have convinced everyone I know that I'm either borderline asexual or have the most boring tastes imaginable (e.g. blond girls with big tits.)
>MFW they have no idea I browse /d/ on a semi-hourly basis and have fantasies that would make them puke out their livers in disgust and rage

Role-reversal and gentle femdom seem to make normies madder than pedophilia and scat. The men can't get their head around it even with diagrams and pictures and women become too mad to speak coherently.

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>>38491327
>First is literally me but no friends
>Second is also literally me but different schedule and sites
>tfw transformation and futa existing mean I can't ever have a wife because it'd destroy me if she found out (and I'd probably tell because old softie at heart)

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>>38490502
They both have blue eyes but beatrice has golden hair and typically bangs while peach has bright yellow hair that looks like clay

>>38489723
>watch pulp fiction
>on the part where they are talking about foot massages bring it oop
Ezpz

>>38491327
>convince people you are asexual
What a brilliant idea anon, but how do you do it without them thinking you are a tumblrite?

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>>38489686
that's dumb OP

if it ever got brought up you're just supposed to downplay it like it's no big deal

>>38490119
I'M A FEMALE I WILL FUCKING SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH WHERE ARE YOU FROM

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>>38489686
>Trapdom (as long as they look female and not like a fucking he she monster fuck

>Lolidom

>Femdom

>Sometimes have gay thoughts, like sometimes I'm turned on by it sometimes it's disgusting

>Rape fetish

>Giantess's (That kind of goes without saying but thought I'd list it)

>Futadom

>Spit

>Degradation

>Humiliation

>Spit

>Ropes

>Eggs (Literal chicken eggs)

>Misc furry shit (this includes clop)

>Inanimate objects that can be used for fucking

>Cum overflow

>Unbirthing

>Vore

>Gore (Not all gore some of it is gross some of it I jerk off to, it depends)

There's a lot more I'm missing, probably will remember it if someone posts it. Would probably off myself if people found out some of these.

>>38491905
>lolidom
I want this now and I didn't before

>>38489686
>tfw you like giantess but only just large enough to not fit into a house
>all art is godzilla-tier size and smashing shit

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Furry bara
originol

Crossdressing shotadom with facesitting

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>>38491939
>When someone talks about loli and you immediately think of lolidom

>Have to conceal the boner or people call you a pedophile because ecks dee animations are the same as real people

This happened once, thankfully I'm good at concealing that kind of shit and no one knows.

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>jerking to nose fetish porn
>dad comes into my room asking about something
>sees me
>sees pic related on my computer
>akwardly laughs and turns to leave
>says "sorry" as he goes
>i could see the pain in his eyes

This is the best feel

This feel is the the only feel

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>>38489686
This isn't that bad you stupid nigger. So you are a bit immature fapping to cartoon girls. Big fucking deal retard. At least you aren't jerking off to ponies like those cringe retards. At least you aren't fapping to cuckold porn. At least it isn't scat. This really isn't that bad. The art looks good even.

>>38491903
M I D W E S T
you better not be larping

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>>38491905
What the fuck happened to you, anon? I'm a pretty damaged individual but you take the cake on this account.

>mfw I read unbirthing while writing this

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>>38492144
>Tfw not even damaged by anything

I mean, of course I've been bullied in school, never had any friends, rejected by people my whole life. But I never really had a hard life, had good parents, never was abused or molested

>>38491637
Time. Take it slow and steady like you just happened to lose interest

>>38489686
Same. Not macro or whatever your fetish is but mine is equally impossible I suppose.

My fetish is permanent mass gender/body swap.

This is a normie thing to do tho...just tell her... i am 99% sure she'll like it and won't leave you... I can't believe you're scared of telling her such a trivial thing..

>>38492198
I'm not even sure what to make of you now, anon.

How does someone pick up that many fetishes? Too many young years in front of weird pornography? Are you just a natural born pervert and we have a wider range of perversions to indulge these days?

I don't know. All I know is I exclusively beat off to hentai because I'm scared of all women ever since I got divorced.

When did women become so terrifying?

>>38492235

I was replying to >>38489723
but i'm so dumb I forgot to quote him...

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>>38491879
Hey, I know that doujin...

>>38491637
Just act apathetic towards sex. Don't react to women, don't react to men, just shrug things off. Tumblr is about making noise and beating your chest, as long as you keep things on the down-low and private you won't be in danger of becoming one of them.

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>>38492241
Well, I guess you could say that, found porn and jerking off when I was 11, busted for the first time in a public library to lesbian bdsm porn (fairly vanilla for my current tastes) and then after that I did it every day up until now, and the porn just got weirder and weirder.

>Mrw people were in the bathroom sometimes when I jerked off

>>38491905
I don't know what the fuck is a spit, but it is on your list twice you good sir.

>>38492330
It's okay, anon. One time I jerked off on an international flight to China just to say I beat off on an airplane.

>>38492019
You're that guy who keeps posting the zootopia nose porn, I believe your larp my dude

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>>38492357
Being spit on what the fuck else is it, though thanks for pointing out the error.

>>38492361
Holy shit anon, we're in the same boat, did anyone ask why you were in the bathroom so long? My family used to do that when I was a kid all the way until when I left, I always used diarrhea as an excuse.

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>>38492320
HE'LL BE FINE, he's made of rubber

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>>38489686
I know this feel too well.Having a blueberry fetish is eternal pain.

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>>38492421
blueberry you say?

>>38489723
its really not a big deal. Enough people like feet to where its not that shocking to reveal as a fetish because people are already familiar with it. I had a friend who was a chad and dated some white girl. He told her he liked feet and it didn't really affect anything. At the most he would be teased about it sometimes. Go for it

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>There's is nothing to shame, r-right guys?

>>38492421
>tfw fetish is to have the ability to do finger guns at girls and cause them to go full blueberry
>tfw want to walk down the street and just finger gun strangers on my way through town and leave a trail of crying, screaming women with expanding tits, ass and stomachs

I don't get off on TF stuff unless it's unwanted and permanent, leaving people in a panic and freaking out.

>>38489686
I told my gf anout my giantess fetish, she was accepting of it and I was hoping she would play along, but I dropped it after a while since she didn't really get it. I guess could be worse. On the flip side my friend found out after taking my phone. He made fun of me for like a day and never mentioned it. I've never brought it up again

>>38492472
I've never been into giantis but a giant horny futa jerking off and cumming on a group of high school girls would be pretty hot.

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>>38489686
>literally incapable of getting off to a woman that isn't at least 300 lb or has tits/ass too big for her to walk normally
>cant get off to anything remotely hardcore of it either, just fetish stuff
>inadvertently discovered an intellectual one I cant get off to but am attracted to (inb4 cuck) that I would rather not bring up since it is so obscure
I honestly haven't the slightest idea why I am like this. Even if I do find a woman willing to put up with my bs, she would have to be fat to the point of severe health & mobility issues for me to get off to her. Why am I like this?

>>38492472
>worst girl

damn right you should be ashamed

>>38492397
No, I was only in there about ten minutes and no one came to knock.

>>38492576
Granted that's a shit fetish but don't you talk shit about Mari. I bet you're an ass blasted Asuka faggot or into one of the other worthless characters. No wonder you post on r9k you trash

>>38492589
>Finishing in 10 minutes

I am not as fortunate as you then, sometimes it'll take me up to an hour to finish.

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>>38492061
Definitely. Shrinking is much better than growing.

>>38492133
I'M NOT LARPING YOU GET ME THERE I'LL DO IT I'M A FEMALE FEMALE

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>>38492421
>>38492473
Nothing on this Earth is as hot as a girl who holds this fetish and says she wants to become a huge heavy berry.

>>38492653
WELL WHERE DO YOU LIVE
I'M ALSO A FUCKING RETARD LOSER WHO DOESN'T OWN A CAR

>>38490160
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind next time I feel like catching a disease.

>>38492723
>you will never turn a random girl into your living blueberry fleshlight and fill her with cummies and leave her lying around, eyes glazed over and dripping cum constantly

>you'll never have a collection of missing girls from all over town lying around your bedroom making tiny sounds all at once

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>>38492411
I don't understand how he can survive her foot but is crushed to death by her vagina.

>>38492472
Ain't nothing wrong with your fetish anon.

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I love robot girls.
>tfw can't find artist.

>>38492735
CALIFORNIA
WE R FAR APART
I WILL LITERALLY SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH I CAN EVEN RP FOR YOU

>>38492806
You down in the OC, sweetie? We can keep each other warm this weekend.

Honestly having an Inflation/Breast Expansion/Blueberry set of fetishes is just the worst, because legit a woman would probably divorce any spouse who has any of these immediately.

And I mean gays and traps can come out about their stuff, but I legit would rather face a brutal and lengthy execution than have close family members or friends look at what I look at on tumblr, deviantart, >>>/d/, etc.

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>>38492762
nope
life is truly suffering

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>>38489686
I know that feel anon
>tfw you will never be a cute female Pred that devours all the normies to become a superior lifeform

>>38492827
You all got this berry fetish from that Willy Wonka movie, didn't you?

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>Ywn have a semi /fit/ amazon/ mini giantess gf that you can dominate and cuddle with

Giantess is nice too

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>>38492868
Yeah.

I thought this was common knowledge.

>>38492837
Oh god, please tell me you have more of these. This hits my fetish spot.

I like messed up ones like this or prefer ones where they don't like it at all but any blueberry is good.

>>38492892
I had never seen this fetish before this thread. It truly is bizarre how people develop full blown fetishes from the most insignificant thing.

It's almost on the level of being turned on by a woman contemplating a dog's knees.

>>38492868
Believe it or not...


Yeah there's no denying it. Although I don't really find the scenes from either of the movies appealing. I've always enjoyed the concept of the button popping and tightening of clothes and leaky body and pressure inside the girl. I even enjoy, and this may get me crucified even by others who have the same fetish, popping.

>>38492918
Well it's been around for a while. I myself started out with a general breast and ass expansion fetish that veered off into the blueberry branch.

>>38492938
Popping is fine. But they can't enjoy it or it ruins my boner.

Some screaming, crying, pleading, expanding then pop! Choose your visuals. Then they are gone forever.

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>>38492911
I have a huge archive of shit but I'm not sure what your tastes are. The artist for those is Alorok but I have others.

>>38492972
My tastes aren't so restrictive. My personal niche preferences don't affect my love of blueberries in general.

>tfw you will never put your dick into an immobile blueberry girl while she tries to wiggle away

>>38492959
I have always felt alone in my preferences and opinions until I've read this. Thanks anon, really needed it.

>>38493026
You're never as weird or alone as you think you are, unless you're Anthony Burch. And thank god we aren't.

>tfw you have a fetish for fighting

It's not gay. Just fighting gives me a diamond dick, whether I win or lose.

I'd like to take up regular boxing but I fear everyone will get my erection.

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>>38492995
One of my favorites is public humiliation or exposure. Fucking SUPER hot.

>>38493085
Yes. Yes that one. Public humiliation is the best.

No control, body growing, clothes popping off. small breasted girls tits growing enormous and popping out in front of everyone as she struggles to move.

>>38492806
OK RPING WORKS I GUESS
YOU GOT KIK OR SOMETHING

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>>38492609
>he fell for the memegirl

everybody point and laugh

>>38491327
I decided to look up role-reversal and gentle femdom, but although they sound interesting, I couldn't find good definitions for them. I might even have these fetishes despite not knowing they existed. Could you explain in a bit further detail?

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>>38489686
>All these normies
Ahahaha you guys will never know the pleasure of jacking off to a women letting a animal cream her pussy.

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>no tiles
plebs

>already a weird beta submissive ugly creep that's bad with women
>strapped with a LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE fetish that I will never be able to satisfy in any capacity
>barely find normal PIV sex attractive, find lots of aspects of normal sex completely gross
there's no chance. it's impossible. I'm going to die alone and a virgin. I tried. I can't do it.

>>38492792
Is there a difference between robot girls and android girls?

>>38489723
My bf is really into feet and desu I love it cause I get all the free foot massages that come with it

>>38489686
Tell me what it is, friendo.

>>38495416
D-does he get to kiss them?

Salaam Rossini

>>38495601
what do you think it is

did you click the image

>>38495730
Big people, huh? Seems pretty boring to me.

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>tfw your fetish is pretty normal but you are too autistic for anybody to let you do it

>>38495765
it's pretty embarrassing homie

>>38489729
Just talk about TV, ask them what they've been watching. They will ask you what you watch. Then talk about a non-autistic Anime like dragon Ball or some shit.

>>38491905
take lolidom and we are the same.
i love corruption too

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>wake up
>women are still normal-sized
I wish /pol/ would put a bullet in my head like they say they will

>>38489723
My last GF left me because i told her im into it and she found it weird/gross. Its not worth it if you really like her.

>>38496911
Good riddance, she sounds like a bitch senpai

>>38496911
Yo>>38496956
Is right like holy shit leaving you for something so small and trivial is just means she really wasn't worth it anonymous

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>>38492765
Cartoon like physics are the best, so I'd end up stuck to her foot like a piece of gum.

>>38492411
what's this doujin?

>>38492421
Isn't it funny that if Willy Wonkas' chocolate factory had never been a movie, this specific fetish would never exist?

>>38496956
>>38496987
She was a bitch but i cant say she didnt try. She even let me massage her feet and shit and tried to go with it but said its too weird and after that she didnt really wanted to have sex with me anymore and a few weeks later she left me.

>>38492061

Any day of the week. Especially panties/bra stuff, and insertions. Growing giantess is such a shit theme, they do fuck all but knock down buildings

>>38497131
the destruction aspect is hot though

with shrinking it's just like, power over you. but with growth it's power over everything. that's hot.

>>38489686
I have the exact same one, except I prefer the prey to be much bigger, it must be hamster-like size, it's the only thing I manage to masturbate too.

>>38489712
Yeah I agree, this is why I mostly masturbate to my fantasies or stories, most of the vore material out there is shit in my opinion.

>>38490160
Seems like an efficient way of catching an STD. It would probably boost my confidence though considering i'm /fit/ and 20, if the rest of the guys really are fat 40 years olds.

>>38489686
Giantess vore where the prey is microscopic is too boring to jack off to.

>>38497255
you gotta have an imagination

>>38492241
Not him but I've had the vore fetish since I was 4, no porn. 0 abuse, and it's the only thing I've ever masturbated to.

Some people have fucked up brains, I've never watched porn and yet I'm fucked up.

>>38491957
>
This, I love when the victim is like just small enough to be swallowed whole, and also I prefer the prey to be a male, to many f/f vore material, which I find disgusting.

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>>38496999
Me on the bottom of the foot

>>38497255
Exactly this, it's so fucking sexy when the prey forms a big old buldge in the qtie's throat, on the other hand same size is pretty boring too, the perfect vore situation is when the pred is like 10 or max 20 times taller than the victim.

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My fetish is to have a qt3.14 loving me back

how fucked I am guys?

I love giant girls but I'm not really into vore

mouthplay is kinda sexy but actually swallowing and killing is disgusting

>>38497319
There's a handholding thread on /d/, go there and stay there you degenerate.

>>38497319
Good luck finding your unicorn anonymous
At least you even have a sliver of a chance of finding it

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>>38492080
>At least you aren't fapping to cuckold porn
h-ha yeah

>>38497320
are you kidding me?

swallowing is so fucking hot.

Think about it, nourish your cute, beautiful crush

>>38497350
it's gross, full stop

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my dick hates itself
it gets off to the thought of it not existing

>>38495161
>>already a weird beta submissive ugly creep that's bad with women
>>strapped with a LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE fetish that I will never be able to satisfy in any capacity
same

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>>38497346
You just call it netorare so other people will think it's cool

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>>38491267
Hey you posted this on /d/, I wonder how many corssposters there are

>>38497357
When I was a child I thought everyone found it hot

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>tell gf about giantess fetish
>she's somewhat interested
>she toys with it for a while and reads some doujins and teases me about it
>she now genuinely enjoys it and wants to be the giant girl (female)

>>38497549
>gf
I think you'd better be going.

>>38497585
Are you gonna make me?

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This wasn't original... huh

>>38489686

I don't get this fetish. Can somebody explain?

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>>38497932
it's just femdom, magnified

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>>38491479

I did this more then once.

Not even as a strategy...

>tfw your fetish is realistic but there isn't enough porn of it

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Noice Burgers mate...
>Gets tissue.

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Imagine being wrapped up like this but with a hole for your dick, people come by and play with it as much as they want and you're powerless to stop it.

>>38498269
this is one of my biggest fears though

>>38493082
I know that feel but I'm gay

>>38498014
Too fucking big

>>38489729
On a suicide note.

>>38493942
pretty fucked up... but sorta intresting?

>>38493082


Combat sport lover here.

I could hardly have an erection durina a boxing class. you neither have the blood during training nor the chanche to think about anythinw while sparring.

Trust me.

Just avoid wrestling and bjj

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>>38498336
no such thing dood

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my fetish is so degenerate that it'll shock you all and have the international america space cops called on you

it's post-coitus cuddling

>>38498893
Now i dont feel so bad about mine

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>tfw no lewd big gf to put you in her underwear while she sleeps
no point in carrying on

>>38499446
Well what about realistic fetishes?

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>>38497932
Imagine being tiny while some qt waifu keeps you in her butt, being surrounded by her warmth and the soft pillowy buttcheeks that grind against your dick as she walks, while no one in the world even has a clue that she's keeping you down there.

Or something like that. Keep in mind that this fetish is sexy more because our brains have a crossed wire that makes it sexy rather than us acquiring it as a taste. I've had this fetish since pretty much preschool desu.

>>38497374
Well I imagine that most people on /r9k/ with a fetish at least browse /d/ once in a while.

>>38489686
>>38497549
>>38497374
>>38497296
>>38496999
>>38496879
>>38499446
>>38498443
>>38498014
Surprisingly large amount of giantess fetishist in here. Congratulations on having the best/worst fetish.

There any pics of M/F vore? I've only seen guys eaten by girls, but not the other way around.

>>38499944
>being gay
heck

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>>38500113
Is seeing a woman being eaten by a man/male creature too much to ask?

>>38500189
I mean that is a fair ask. Ive been looking for a Loli pegging a guy with a strap-on for about 3 weeka now.

>>38500379
Tried searching on the forbidden boorus?

>>38500431
X, Gel, and dan
Any others i should know about?

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>>38500379
I'm sure Kononiko has something to your taste if you look long enough

>>38500483
Kononiko? What is that?

>>38500446
atf
Should also note it requires .ninja

>>38500511
just google it you nerd

>>38500556
That was one of the first things i tried

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>>38489686
>tfw no girl willing to insert eels in my ass

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it's probably more common than giantess shit but if anyone ever found out about my AGP I would definitely kill myself

>>38500511
Fetish artist

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>>38500580
>tfw no eel willing to insert girls in my ass

>>38493942
Well yeah I do actually, I just don't watch that stuff a lot. Makes me feel really shitty after getting off to it, and the last thing I want is for it to be gateway porn to more nasty shit.

>>38500580
This is a new one to me.

People who have a giga giantess fetish? Do you actually want the world to end? Do you want an actual apocalypse and millions of deaths and an irreparable blow to civilization? Is it worth a nut?

>>38501458
yes

to alI

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>>38501458
I have a giantess fetish, but it's not giga, and I can't say I really understand those people. For me, whenever I imagine some giantess stepping on a city, there's nothing sexy about it for me, because the only thing I'm thinking in my mind is how much concrete is going to be coming down to crush me.

>>38489723
>>38496911
that's weird, why are they such bitches? my ex used to be really into it, she suggested giving me a footjob before i had even told her i had a fetish, then again she had her own weirder fetish so maybe that's why

>>38492570
>would rather not bring up since it is so obscure
Come on, it's an anonymous board. Educate us.

>>38502056
Mecha guro, a damaged female companion gives me shivers of happiness.

>>38502146
Interesting. Thanks for sharing.

goriganil

>>38502504
>>38502146
Also, that doesn't seem that strange, especially compared to some of the other stuff in this thread. Unless I'm misunderstanding something, it sounds like a somewhat specific version of a disability fetish.

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>>38501588
How close is this fetish to being normalig tiers

Fuck that, the worst fetishes in the world are the ones that occur normally or are talked about. Nothing is worse than being a sub with a MASSIVE spanking/domination/punishment fetish. People just casually talk about this shit. Worse, sometimes they literally bring it up to you.
>hot blonde aunt: aha anon, its your birthday, guess I'll have to give you a spanking. ; )
not to mention being so scared/turned on that you have to hide a boner LITERALLY every time a male cop pulls me over.

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>>38503784
It's rare, but not weird. Not a whole lot of people in the world share this fetish, but at the same time normies probably would understand it to some degree. It's not as weird as a guro or futa fetish, for example.

In fact, it's normal-ish enough that it sometimes gets put into entertainment without the intention of being fetish material, and let's be honest, if a guy was shrunk or a woman was giant, I doubt that'd stop a normie without this fetish from wanting to have sex with her.

It's still on the rarer side though, things like BDSM and foot fetishes are far more common.

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For ne the ideal giantess situation would be something along the lines of. Me being in another universe where im the size of a phone or smaller and girls are like this picture theres alot of us and our owners schedule playdates and shit

That one part in dude wheres my car probably is what jumpstarted it for me

>>38503969
>way my fetish can happen in real life >poor me boo hoo

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>>38503969
I'm gonna have to agree with >>38505099 on this one, unless giant waifu sexbots become readily available I'm probably never going to satisfy my sexual desires. At least you have hope.

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Tfw no giant destructive gf

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>>38500665
>>38500857
>tfw no girl willing to rim a dogs asshole with me
>tfw no girl willing to join me in slurping corpse juice from a dead chicks ass while a qt child jumps up and down on its stomach (I'll never know what it's like to go Munting :'()
Why live?

>>38505426
That doesn't seem sanitary.

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>>38505426
>No girl willing to join me in slurping corpse juice from a dead chicks ass while a qt child jumps up and down on its stomach
Aristocrats!

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I have a thick thighs fetish, a fetish for getting my ear eaten out, and a fetish for getting kissed/licked pretty much all over.

At least those are the only 2 I could do IRL.

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>>38497032
dungeon quest by hakuto

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>>38506299
I'd like to explore her dungeon...

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>>38492411
Gotta say I didn't really like the ending to this doujin, would've been nice if he'd been kept as her pet instead of being killed.

>>38497060
Funnily enough Willy Wonka also had Mike TV getting shrunk, which was absolutely delightful to watch as a kid.

>>38492758
>>38497226
You won't catch an STD from oral unless there's like some nasty ass cuts in their mouth or on their genitals. And of course if you do any penetration you'll use protection. Being sexually open doesn't mean STDs if you have any common sense.

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>>38489686
I have a monstergirl fetish, but for dominant or subtly dominant womanly ones, not the loli shit. I may be a degenerate that faps to cartoon grills but I aint a nonce. It hurts me that they arebt real sometimes

>>38492019
lock your fucking doors for christ's sake