>masturbate >cum >can't pee afterwards even

My dick feels really weird if I don't pee after cumming. I purposefully drink a lot of water a couple hours before I masturbate so I can pee right after.

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>>38489679
for me i just have to wait it out, eventually it will and it will burn for a few seconds
i hope the burning feel is normal

>>38489679
sometimes I force it out then my bladder feels inside-out afterwards

There is a muscle that clamps down on your urethra when you're fucking/masturbating to stop you pissing. This muscle doesn't automatically relax when you're done so when you piss you're forcibly opening it, so it feels kind of like burning or stretching a really sorr musclr. OPs obviously just refuses to open up for a while.

>>38489679
Sorry senpai but it's cancer.

>>38489717
Nigga you got an UTI

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>tfw have like a 24 hour refractory period

This shit pisses me off, I have never understood how anons can fap multiple times in one day. I get one good one a day and then even if I get horny again a couple hours later and try it just fucking hurts, I have to wait a full day to recharge

I wish I was like you faggots faptime is the best part of the day I wish I could do it more than once

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>>38489679
>masterbait
>Cum
>Pee shortly after
>Urethra stings all the way to the tip

>>38489679
God put that there. It's so you can't piss inside your wife's vagina.

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>the sperm you were made from came from the same orifice for your dad's urine

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>>38489978
>mfw im even more aroused now

>>38489978
>same orifice
The penis has two tubes and holes you turbodummy.

>>38490005
Biology. You just failed it.

>>38489978
>implying he didn't use a catheter

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>>38490005
>The penis has two tubes and holes
>penis
>two holes
2 tubes sure, one from the bladder to the urethra, and one from the testes. I understand that.
But 2 holes?

>>38490000
i cant let these quads go uncheck'd

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>>38490005
Anon post your dick right now cause that's something I wanna see

drinking a lot of water helps

>>38490005
you may want to see a doctor, anon

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This is not an original comment at all whatsoever.

>>38489679
I always piss waterfalls right after that feel like mini orgasms.

It's the opposite for me. If I cum after I pee my dick hurts super bad.

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>>38489717
>>38489679
Who are these two extremely attractive women?

>>38490309
>not quoting the qtest qt >>38490158

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>>38490309
HANDS OFF SHES MINE

just wait a minute or 2 that works for me

>>38490323
I prefer dark and natural colored hair to bright dyes. Isn't that the same girl from OP's pic though? The nose and eyes..

>>38490202
Yeah that shit is the worst

Feels like you need to piss but nothing comes out and it just hurts instead

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>>38489704
Same, it becomes very sensitive and I get extremely hard and painful erections if I don't piss immediately afterwards. I assume it's due to leftover cum drying in the urethra, but I'm not a doctor.

>>38490429
And the burning lasts for like 10 fucking minutes. The only thing I found that helps is getting in the shower and letting really hot water run over my dick.

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>>38490309
>Hey guys it's Agatha.
threemilkb on YouTube.

>>38490000
I hid your post.

>>38490751
thanks for letting me know???
and for the (you)

>>38489679
This happens if you jerk off too much. Also if you try to stem the tide of jizz. Both make your prostate swell which makes peeing difficult.

Solutions:
Jerk off less
Pee before jerking off
Don't try to contain your jizz

>>38490550
just clicked around her page a bit ......she knows exactly what she's doing and it scares me

>>38489828
I just drink lots of water.
>UTI
Well at least I don't have to worry about the PM making me infertile if the UTI is already doing that.

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>>38490309
Its August West in the op, pic related

I can piss right after cumming.
Dosnt hurt and actually feelsgoodman.

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In the Talmud it says; and I paraphrase:
One shall wait the equivalent of walking 1.5 miles before peeing after sexual intercourse(ejaculation) otherwise demons would take advantage of your "impurity".

In reality though, since you use the same hoel for everything you can have a bladder neck spasms.

>>38489679
you always need to have a good old PWP (post wank piss)

>>38490429
Ya, and you just sit on the toilet trying to piss only to squeeze a few drops out every few minutes until eventually the feeling goes away.

>>38489717
It's kind of odd to see Agatha's face juxtaposed with a discussion of burning urination.

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>>38489717
Whoa Aggie looking kinda older. Kinda nice.