Theoretically, how would I set up a 5 year old child's life?

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>>38488373
How about you leave the kid alone and let him develop as a character? We dont need anymore robots coming into this world. Let him have his chance at being Chad

Correction on the first sentence. I said "set up a 5 year old child's life". I meant to say, "How would I set up a 5 year old child for failure". This happened because I originally said. "How do i ruin a 5 year old child's life", but I decided against saying that, and instead decided to say, "Set up a 5 year old child for failure".

>>38488415
He isn't attractive, fit, or intelligent. He's got eye and hearing problems, but he's just so fucking mean.

>>38488373
Rape them probably but don't let them make a comeback when they start showing confidence again you will be out of prison rape them again

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>>38488422
>>38488464
Not sure if this is a meme but fucking dont. You're a grown ass man getting his jimmies rustled by a fuxking 5 year old. Grow the fuck up

>>38488373
Teach him how to be a good person. Things like being caring and respectful, tolerant and responsible, valuable character traits such as that.

No better way to make someone fail in the world today.

>>38488373
The kid is a making of his surroundings, you can't put so much judgement on someone who isn't even capable of independent thought whatsoever.

Blame his parents, ruin their lives, this kid might be a dick for the next 5 years but there's a bog chance he'll grow up and learn, get use to his disadvantages.


He's a dick because he's ugly and whatever you called him earlier. He doesn't want to get hurt so he just hurts people before they can hurt him as a defense mechanism, you should really sympathize with this kid, he must be feeling really shitty when he's alone at night.

>>38488955
this is stupid.

OP scare him with some big insects and shit in his face, or just make fun of how he dresses all the time.

>>38488464
All kids are shit heads at that age

>>38488422
Clearly you've spent your life fucking it up so you use the same methods against others.

Or don't, dipshit.