>starving
>all i have in the fridge is canned tuna
>it'll be okay, i'll add some sriracha sauce and it'll be yummy
>my can opener mysteriously vanishes
>so hungry I take a knife and start stabbing the can
>not working
>start banging the can against the sink in an autistic rage
>water starts spurting everywhere all over my clothes and face from the holes i made with the knife
I guess I'll just starve then. Why is this my life?
>>38488314
just drink the siracha.
>>38488314
Why don't you just get your mommy to make chicken and potatoes for you?
>>38488344
His mommy is dead,
LOL
ENJOY YOUR DEAD MOMMY, FAGGOT
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>38488314
Prove you are poor OP.
I want a sharpie and a tuna can.
>>38488379
>Work installing cabinets with dad
>Not even close to poor
>Just bounced back from that shit after dad was Uber driver for a stint
Suck my dick
>>38488541
Go buy a fucking pizza then if you are starving. Why whine about it on 4chan?
Just ate a roast beef and gouda sandwich on black bread.