>be neet for about 10 years now
>decide to finally man up
>start lifting, stop masturbating
>start to follow in chads footsteps
>dick grows a few inches due to me not touching it ten times a day
>acne clears up
>go out to the movies by myself
>get a 10/10 girls number
>call her up when i get home, invite her to a nice steak dinner
>bring her home
>fuck her
Pic related, we're all going to make it.
>>38486535
I hope you fucking die in your sleep youi cunt
>>38486535
Fuck you bitch ass faggot
Bitch as mother fucker nigga fuck your bitch shit story ass mother fucker
>>38486535
>dick grows a few inches due to me not touching it ten times a day
How does that even work? And by how much?
>>38486535
hang yourself dumb cunt
>robot actually works to improve himself
>this doesn't fit the narrative that allows other robots to continue to wallow in misery
>they tell him to fuck off instead of finding hope
Sounds about right.
>>38486535
i h8 yer b8, m8.
>>38486535
I'm coming for you, anon. I don't like people who pull this kind of shit. The only mother dying tonight is you, mother fucker.
>>38486535
good post my origami lad have a (jew)
>>38487951
It grew because he lost weight not because he didn't touch himself
>>38487992
>they tell him to fuck off instead of finding hope
Did you even look at the pic?
>>38486535
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>>38486535
Come on dude why'd you have to do it?
>>38486535
I don't have the immunity dog on this computer, could someone post it
>>38486535
Nah son sit down jedi we are just getting started.
Chill out for the ride bro.
>>38486535
i hate you origininie
>>38486535
9/10 OP, you got me.
>>38486535
>thanks for reminding me what a lazy fuck i am op
My mother already died in her sleep because I forgot to reply to the last one of these threads.
>>38486535
No you you dickhead
>>38486535
ok goddamit i am relpying, yuou hav[ppy now?
>>38486535
:( originally rude poster
>>38486535
Why did you deceive me ;__;
>>38486535
*replies to your post*
that was not nice anon
>>38486535
well, aren't you a piece of trash.
here's your (you), hope you choke on it.