What's the most feminine (non-sexual) thing you do?

I eat the bread crust before I eat the bread.

>>38486483
I didn't know women did this

I wear leggings under my motorbike pants for warmth and I look great in them

I unironically paint my fingernails black.

>>38486462
Post on arninekay
Succ it fagget

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>>38486462
>Wear panties (occasionally in public)
>Wear dresses around the house only
>Paint my toe nails
>Wear a chastity cage for comfort only
>Wear a buttplug for comfort only as well
>Workout my butt
>Put on makeup to look pretty
>Best friends are girls
>Find cute guys cute

I could go on, it's weird though because I'm not gay and have never done anything with a guy.

>>38487428
basically this desu desu senpai

i sit down when i piss

>>38487606
Well now I don't feel special.

I sit like a woman

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>>38486462
I like to take a long, hot bath at least once a week. Some epsom salt, some essential oil, a cup of tea, a good book, some quiet music. I just soak in the tub and let all my stress go away.

I'm so relaxed and calm when I get out, it's the best feeling.

>>38487517
But most posters here are dudes ergo it is not feminine

Sit down to piss
Listen to kero kero bonito

itt: c,loseted faggots

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I like /fa/shion and interior design.
Feels okay I guess.

I always sit with my legs crossed and i have a bad case of gay wrists.

>>38487428
why though? cause it's /edgy/?

I ride in the passenger seat and my gf drives. It's only because she has a car and I don't.

>>38487547
Can I do butt stuff with you, anon?

>>38488532
>riding the passenger seat
>feminine
>implying

>>38487786
Id like to do that but the tub at my home is to small for me to fit comfortably into

>>38488578
seriously? most men don't get driven around by their gf

>>38488591
True story, one of the reasons I'm working so hard to lose weight is because the water in my tub no longer covers me, and that's just not acceptable.

>>38488622
My ex and I would take turns, depending on which vehicle we needed (she had an SUV, I have a hatchback) and who was more familiar with the area.

And now and then one or the other of us just wouldn't want to be bothered with driving.

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>>38486462
>What's the most feminine (non-sexual) thing you do?
I guess read/watch cheesy romantic bullshit. Is cooking feminine?

I also sometimes catch myself doing that pose with your hands on your waist, you know the one.

>>38488499
because I like how my fingernails look painted black

>>38489286
>I also sometimes catch myself doing that pose with your hands on your waist, you know the one.
i unironically dont know

>>38486483
that's extremely gay faggot

>>38486483
wut

other then being a occasional trap, I cry during movies/tv shows/books all the time.

>>38488532
She's cheating on you bro, you shouldn't stand for it

>>38486462
Read romance manga
Can't think of anything else desu

>>38487547
tell me that isn't you

>>38486462
when I'm walking around and not paying attention my wrists go limp

>>38489810
Being a weeb in general

>>38488183
How the fuck can this possibly be more comfortable than standing?

>>38490862
Not the same anon but personally I somehow always end up getting piss on myself if I pee standing up so I pee sitting down.

>>38486462
I like to watch romance and ship (don't do gay shit on Tumblr though, just something I enjoy looking up sometimes).

Also, don't want to derail or anything but I feel like OP's image is usually the other way around.

>>38486462
>Sleep with a childhood teddy bear
>Loves to cook and clean to the point I will be completely unsatisfied and unhappy in any relationship where I am not the primary home maker
>Loves to dress up
>Good at sewing
>Likes to keep a garden
>Scared of bugs
>Cant be in control of a relationship to the point I get flustered and lock up if forced into a position of control

Take your pick OP.

>>38488473
Explain gay wrists

I scream whenever I see a spider on the wall and call for mum to kill it

>really like plushies
>good at sewing
>like pastel colours
>avid fan of swees

All in secret though, I would never do any of those things ouside, mostly because would be ridiculous and pathetic as fuck.

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>>38489463
>Start to tear up watching an emotional scene during a movie at the theater with my friend
>Friend looks at me with a are you fucking serious look

>>38487547
if thats you ill happily suck you off and swallow your cum every day for the rest of my life

> unironically wear leggings on public
> only have girly unisex clothes
> like to wear hats (it's feminine after ww2)
> wear hight boots occasionally
> have long af hair (stright to my butt)
> working out my butt
> skincare
> wear handsocks
> etc. hrt

I bleed from the cooter once a month

>>38487547
Sauce on pic OP? Honestly if that's you then sign me right the fuck up as gay.

>>38493010
Post pics right the fuck now before I respect you

>>38486462
>I'm frequently holding back tears over stupid shit (for example, movies that are just a little sad).
>frequently cross my legs at the knee
>always sit down to pee
>unironically rest my hands on my hips on occasion while standing
>I think I walk femininely with my feet fairly close together
>I keep my knees fairly close while sitting and never manspread
>submissive in general
I'm sure if I kept thinking I could come up with more.

>>38493073
I'm sorry, I spend this week in a village.

>>38486462
i get pedicures. i go barefoot during the warm months so i have a massive callous pad on my foot with gnarled toenails come autumn so i go and get a pedi from a nice chinese lady. if i don't the toenails catch on the socks and pop holes in them and the callous means fitting in my boots is tight.

have unmotived moodswings where i cuss out people and act bitchy for no reason

>>38486462
Style my hair like a girl
Also copy /fa/ girl style

>>38486462
I unironically enjoy good romance novel disguised as fantasy.

I unironically enjoyed Magnificent Century

>>38488532
>>38489753
This desu senpai.... With Chad.

>>38486462
I take female hormones.
I know right? not a big deal

I hump pillows to get off.

I adopt a soft, overly-warm tone of voice whenever I'm dealing with strangers. This is something I have no control over.

I cry during movies, but only during movies. Other forms of media don't do it for me
I lurk /fa/
I do this gayass fingerbite sometimes

I wear unisex clothes that people always mistake for girls clothes because of my figure.

I take very good care of my feet. I get pedicures quite often and paint my toes. I push my cuticles back so I have very large and effeminate nail beds.I also wear toe rings and anklets. I enjoy going out in public wearing sandals and black skinny jeans to accentuate my large pale feet. I can spot a fag a mile a way by the longing stares downward. Caught a father of three staring yesterday, made me smile.

I'm not gay or even bi, I just enjoy spotting fags, knowing they'll never touch my feet.

I like to wear knee socks.

I suck very original dicks.

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Why is this board so originally fucking gay?