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Now listen 'ere pardners. I'm not leavin' this here saloon until the lawman that gone and put my Pa away come out and show himself. My gang o' rough and rowdy outlaws don't take kindly to no heroes, so nobody go and try savin' the day now, y'hear?
Six Shooter Samuel here's got 'in itchin' trigger finger, so don't try and be no Deputy Dawson. Y'all remember how he met his match, dontcha?
Now, someone bring that Sheriff here and we'll be on our merry way. No need for anyone here to meet ol' St. Pete cause of some lawman's grievous error.
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The thread r9k needs but doesn't deserve
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Get yer guns there's a shoot out brewin
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So which side are you gonna take? Outlaws or The Law?
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Reporting in for The Law! Air support has got you covered Deputy!
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>>38486296
Ain't no one coming for your pa you lowlifes, he's behind bars getting raped in his boipuss as we speak and ain't nothing you can do.
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What in the damnation is going on in this saloon
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Die criminal scum!
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>>38486600
Nothing of your concern nigger now step back and let the real men talk.
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>>38486478
I lived in this town for nigh on fifty years, ever since my pappy came out here to try and find his fortune. Now, I can appreciate a man who does justice for his Pa, since my Pa was always so taken to providin' for his own. But the law here has treated me fairly, and I ain't gonna sell out the Sheriff of this here town to a band of miscreants.
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>>38486510
>>38486630
You'll never take us alive! Get 'im boys!
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>>38486600
a whole lotta trouble. best get out or get yerself a pair a six shooters
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wat the fugg is goin on :-----DDDDDDDD
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'cuse me gentlemen. yall look mighty busy an' all but did yall see a mighty fine nigger pass by this 'ere ol' saloon a short while ago
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>>38486359
>>38486600
>>38486809
I'd suggest you fellas stay low! McLaren and his boys ain't gon' leave a soul alive once they're done with this place!
Let him and the law sort it out! Best hope the Sheriff arrives so-
*BANG!*
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>>38486899
oh shidddd :--DDDD *ptchoo ptchoo*
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>>38486817
>>38486600
There he is! Get 'im Leo!
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>>38486817
You mean the mandingo? McLaren an' his boys done taken him into their gang! He's over there, by the whiskey cabinet. Good Lord, he's bleeding everywhere!
Looks like you just lost yourself a mighty fine investment there.
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>>38486600
I see you boy. looking as ugly as niggers wet boot, come on now we got no time to be sitting around in this ere saloon now, you going home
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>>38486296
Shut your damn trap you dust fucker devil spawn wanna be i'm trying to destroy my liver in peace for fuck sake
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All of y'all best back off now, I ain't afraid t start firin if this gets rowdy
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>>38486296
I take offense to this.
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Well look like master got me real good this time. I thought i could come for a quick drink in this old saloon before them whiteys come for me. If i may before i go it may not mean a lot coming from a nigger ya see but can't we all get along. We all the same on the inside, so how about yall lower ya guns
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I think it's time to blow this scene
let's get everybody and there stuff together
okay 3 2 1 LET'S JAM
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>>38486296
*Unsheathes katana*
Omae wa moe, shindeiru.
*you and your gang of misfits are all instantly sliced from side to side*
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>>38487437
*strolls into saloon*
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>>38487537
But he was my dog, i'll do it.
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>>38487506
what's your next move weeaboo faggot?
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The well traveled business-man's warrior
2017-07-20 01:58:45
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>>38487701
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
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Darla, c'mon now! Let's get outta here! We just got us enough money to get you out of Sleezy Jacob's prostitute ring! I ain't gonna watch as all that work goes for nothing, and we both end up dead on the floor of this here saloon.
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>>38487781
Stay out of this! I have a score to settle
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CAW CAW CAW Pass me my corn CAW CAW CAW
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>>38486296
This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun.
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DIE NIP LOVING FAGGOT
AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH
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>>38487058
*BANG*
Let that be a lesson. Don't go disrespecting McLaren and his boys, the most notorious band of outlaws in the West.
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>>38488276
"anime is shit"
*dies
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>>38487152
Shut up nignog.
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>>38488277
Your name is joke and your aim is disgrace, AIM FOR THE HEART YOU DUST NIGGER
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>>38486296
*teleports behind you*
Those weapons....they're quite nice...but allow me to show you one better...
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>>38486296
Now what in tarnation did you juss say to me, boy?
You are fine at hollering, but until this here cup of joe is empty I ain't listening.
Git on out of here, git on now.
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>>38487819
*blocks your path*
Hol' up there fella. Little ol' Darla is coming back to New Mexico with me. She ain't quite outlived her usefulness in the pleasure business, and Sleezy Jacob has already signed her over to me. Sorry you had to get screwed like this boy, but it's a hard world. I'm sure that Darla knows that much, dontcha sweetie pie?
Now, just let Darla go and we'll be all square here. Don't go and do something you'll regret now son.
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Evening gents. Nothing to see here, just passing through.
But if you could handle these lawmen on my tail, that'd be a most welcome help.
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it's you're move pardner
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Greetings fellas, local thot patrol man reporting in. Now, I've been hearing tell of a thot lurking round these parts... You gentlemen wouldn't happen to know where that beast may be lurking?
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